tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17522557157505214932024-02-21T18:50:48.834-05:00RobSten For LifeA Daily Dose of Robsten Goes A Long, Long Way...Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.comBlogger275125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-7025523492620021252021-09-24T16:52:00.004-04:002021-09-24T16:52:48.273-04:00I'm Alive!!!<p> </p><p>Hello, Beautiful People!!!</p><p>Still here....</p><p>Thinking about writing again.</p><p>Now in Beautiful California... ❤️</p>Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-20340196286642329572014-10-11T23:08:00.000-04:002014-10-11T23:08:25.788-04:00MISSENT TEXT!!!<div style="text-align: center;">
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Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-3307712769693543242014-10-09T01:37:00.003-04:002014-10-09T03:36:18.904-04:00IMAGINING: THE WONDERS OF A SweetP’s THOUGHTS<div class="MsoNormal">
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<b><span style="font-family: Calibri;">I think daddy cried the first time mommy chopped
off her long locks!</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Mommy was away on a trip
and daddy was taking care of me. Mommy called and she was agitated. She told Daddy that they’re about to chop off
her hair; since they were going to cut it anyway for her next movie. Daddy was supportive. He told mommy this: “Babe, you’d look
beautiful. Stop freaking out.” But when they hang-up, I heard daddy choke and
bit his fist, suppressing his emotions.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">That night, when daddy
sang me to sleep, the lyrics of “Bye, Bye Black Bird” were modified. My daddy sang me, “<i>Bye, Bye Sexy Hair</i>!” I
didn’t complain. Daddy loves mommy’s long, luscious hair. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Then, daddy saw
mommy’s transformation in the Internet and I thought his smile will reach the
back of his head! He mumbles about
mommy’s neck and nape and shoulders but I didn’t hear exactly what he said; but
like I said, it had something to do with mommy neck, nape and shoulders. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“<i>See, angel, that there is the most beautiful
mommy in the world!</i>” He told me as he
pointed at mommy’s smiling face on his laptop screen. My mommy was really gorgeous. Just like me!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Anyway, when mommy was
picked up from the airport from that trip, short hair and all, daddy didn’t
know whether to sit or stand, walk this way or that way. He was restless. It was fascinating to watch. He even fed me twice!!! Mommy should cut her hair more often. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Then the front door opened. Daddy whimpered and took mommy in his arms. Mommy was trying to get to me but Daddy
intercepted her. Bad daddy! But I stayed quiet. He gave mommy a long kiss and a tight
hug. It wasn’t my naptime yet but daddy
did his best to sway me in his arms until I felt myself falling into a deep
sleep. I didn’t know what happened while
I was in LaLaLand, because when I woke up, Daddy was sooooo happy and mommy had
this radiant smile on her face; and some red marks on her neck, nape and
shoulders. I guess mommy’s allergic to
short hair. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I was so excited to see
mommy and I told her everything that happened as she held me in her arms. Daddy was smiling and saying how adorable I
was. Mommy cooed while I was sharing the
events that took place while she was away.
My parents didn’t understand a word I uttered. I knew that, by the way. Bear, Bernie, and Cole told me that all my
parents could hear were, “<i><b>Abbb-bbba-bbbbb-bbbaaaa, shrrrrkkkkk… bbbabbbebba!</b></i>” Over and over. What the heck? I was telling my story in complete
sentences! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">We spent the whole
afternoon shrieking and laughing and talking… Well, I shrieked and talked and
daddy and mommy laughed… and there were lotsa kissing and nuzzling, and
noises. Sigh. It’s a good thing they
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">After my dinner, I heard
Grandma Jules’ voice! “<i>I’m here!</i>” I
heard her yell. I called her name in
response. “<i>I’m right here,
Grandma!</i>” Yeah. The Three Stooges, Bear, Bernie, and Cole
laughed at me. I knew I was shrieking
but I was talking in my head. So
there! I told them that they sounded
more ridiculous than I did when they thought they’re talking, too, instead of
howling. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">To this day, I still don’t
understand why Grandma had to bring me to her house that time. I missed mommy
so much but mommy’s short hair made daddy go crazy. He couldn’t stop nipping
and biting mommy’s neck. Go figure! I don’t get it. I mean, mommy nuzzles my
neck, too, you know, and tells me how wonderful I smell… </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Oh, wait… Hmmm… Maybe
that’s it. I guess it’s because I still
don’t have much hair… So, I think when you have short hair, your loved ones can
kiss your neck! I got it! Now I wish my hair grows long soon because daddy’s
bushy beard makes my skin itchy when he kisses me. But it’s okay because I love
my daddy so, so much. But then again,
mommy squeals and giggles when daddy rubs his face against her neck! I don’t
get it. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I wish my parents will understand “<b><i>my talk</i></b>” so I could tell them
they’re weird. Bear told me that I got the eye rolling from my mommy. I think I got it from my daddy.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Just recently, when daddy told me that he’s going to the Big Apple and that
mommy and I were going to follow, I thought we’re really going into a Big Apple!
But that’s another story I have to tell you later. I’m just going to talk about
mommy’s short hair for now because like I said, it makes daddy goofy; always
nuzzling mommy’s neck and the back of her neck, and her shoulders. Aunt Dakota
even joked that mommy’s short hair may bring in a baby sister or brother sooner
rather than later… whatever that means. I still remember swimming that tunnel…
So many of us wanting to reach that globe and only I made it… and that’s how I
think I came to be. <b><i>Auntie Fate and Uncle
Destiny</i> </b>said I’ll forget all about that when I grow a little older because
I’ll have new memories. I still remember it and sometimes I tell that story to
mommy and daddy… It was kinda traumatic so to speak… but I know what they hear
when I talk. They coo and smile and
kiss me and say, “<i>Awww…</i>.” <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">It’s tough being a baby,
you know.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">So, I know you saw mommy
with her hair shorter. She got another
haircut. Daddy and I got to see it done
this time. I like this Big Apple place
but we will be going home soon so I have to concentrate on my parents’ voice as
they sing me nursery rhymes. I don’t
know what’s so funny with “Mary Has A Little Lamb.” Mommy giggles and Daddy whispered loudly to
her, “It’s not that little, babe.” And
mommy responded, “Don’t I know it!” I’m
telling you, mommy’s short hair is making them giddy and lovey-dovey. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I’ll be quiet now. I love my daddy’s voice singing to me and my
mommy’s arms around me….<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Oh god, it’s <i>“Wee Willie Winkie!”</i> Now mommy’s
lost it!!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: large;">My post about Auntie Fate and Uncle Desty (Destiny) </span></b><br />
<span style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: yellow; font-family: Calibri;"><b>Click Link: <a href="http://ateofie913.blogspot.com/2013/10/one-strong-determined-swimmer.html">http://ateofie913.blogspot.com/2013/10/one-strong-determined-swimmer.html</a></b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large; text-align: center;"><b style="font-family: Calibri; text-align: start;">What's In A Name? (Choosing SweetP's Name)</b></span><br />
<b style="color: yellow; font-family: Calibri; text-align: center;">Click Link: </b><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><b> <a href="http://ateofie913.blogspot.com/2013/11/whats-in-name_14.html">http://ateofie913.blogspot.com/2013/11/whats-in-name_14.html</a></b></span><span style="text-align: center;"></span><br />
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “So, I’m in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Chicago</st1:place></st1:city> and at the same
time in NYC.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: *Sniggers*
“Nope!!! Your location has been pinned! You are in <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">New York</st1:place></st1:state> ---Whoring!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Kristen: “Sorry,
babe. Tomorrow you’ll be in <st1:city w:st="on">London</st1:city> or <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Toronto</st1:place></st1:city>; maybe at the
same time, too!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: *Sighs*
“They see me everywhere.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: *Coughs*
“My thought went elsewhere and I have nothing good to say so I’ll shut up now.
My mamita taught me well!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “What?!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: *Sighs*
“Ugh! You’re so slow for a British hottie! No wonder even your fri---”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “I’m smart.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: “Yeah, your
Ninja Skills is perfecto, hottie-daddy! You pulled it off! No one
saw you and your Kristen as you frolicked the beautiful beaches of The ----
Well, it’s not the crowded <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placename w:st="on">Venice</st1:placename>
<st1:placetype w:st="on">Beach</st1:placetype></st1:place> that’s for sure.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Kristen: *Narrows
eyes at CJ* “Oh, don’t go there!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “It’s not
fucking funny!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Kristen:
“Right?!” *Kisses Rob*<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: “Don’t hate
me! Hate the “users”!” *Doing the quotation marks with his fingers*<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Kristen:
*Sighs* “That’s enough…. The papz followed me the other day.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “So you were
photographed withdrawing money from the ATM… Did they get your pin number?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Kristen: “Dude, do
you even know my pin number?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “Of course!!!
Oh-Five-One-Three!!!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Kristen:
*Guffawed* “And yours is Oh-Four-Oh-Nine?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: *furrows
brows* “You knew that!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Kristen: “Seriously?
That’s your pin number? My birthday?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “Damn. Is
that too easy? Shall I change it to 0421?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: “Can we go back
now to our plan of action strategy? We know the papz has followed
Kristen…”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “And we know
they juiced that up for 2 days…”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Kristen: “Like I
only have one outfit!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “But you have
almost all my shirts, babe.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: “Everybody knows
that.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Kristen: “No one
commented about---” *giggles*<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “We pulled it
off, Mama!!!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Kristen:
“Really? You called me Mama?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: “Shut up now,
you two. I have an amazing idea!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">R&K: “Well, go
on…” *Both are giggling at this point*<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: “Well, since the
papz have been following Mama-Kristeta while she and her new man… that’s me,
thank you very much, drive around --- I'm thinking, why don’t we give them
something juicy... You know... We can hug --- or betteryet, kiss!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “You will hug
and kiss my wife?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: “That’s the
idea. Yes.” *Smiles big*<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “And you claim
to be gay.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ:
“Correction: I’m not gay. I’m a beautiful woman trapped in this
sexy man’s body. There’s a difference.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Kristen:
*Laughs* “Okay… I don’t know where you’re going with this but humor us,
Ceej! Continue.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: “Don’t narrow
your eyes at me Papa-Rob-A-Hubba-Hubba!!! This is going to work. One
huggy-huggy picture… then I’ll photoshop it once the paparazzi releases
it. I’ll substitute my pretty face with your equally pretty face.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “So, I’ll be
you.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: “Precisely!
That’s the idea!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “You have to
grow a beard.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: “I’ll buy the
beard… no worries!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: *Thinks* “Do I
look fat to you?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: *Gasps*
“You… You DID NOT go there!!!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Kristen: “He did!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: “I’m not fat!
I’m--- I’m— I’m a voluptuous she-male!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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CJ* “Yes, you are, sweetie. You are.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “Why don’t I
just take my wife outside and kiss her senseless. The vultures are there
24/7! There’s no need for Photoshop... And you don’t need to PRETEND to
be a macho man.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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“Uh-uh. Not gonna work. That’s not the trend.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: *Sighs*
“Your crazy fans and the Media don’t believe in real pic or real sighting of
you and your Lickable-Rob-bable-hubby. You need PHOTOSHOP! I’m
telling you, I know these things. Am I not the one being bullied in
IG? Am I not the---”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">Kristen:
“Fine! Fine! But you don’t have Photoshop and you don’t know how to
manipulate a photo.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: “That’s where
you’re wrong, Sissy! I know you’re going to say that so I come
prepared. Let me show you how talented I am.” *Leaves the room*<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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hell? What the fuck happened to my face?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: “Oh,
shush! It’s the moonlight. No one will notice.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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breathe from laughing at this point*<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “This is
fucking terrible!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Are you kidding me? It’s perfect!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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will know this is fucking fake.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: “I can assure
you E will buy it. Gossip cop will give it a ten! And Hollywood Life will
report it first… I can see it now… “Twilight Lovers… Reunited!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Kristen* “He’s a sane person, right?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Calibri;">CJ: “Hey!
Don’t rip my genius!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Calibri;">Kristen: *Still
laughing hard*<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Okay?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “Make sure you
give them hints that my wife and I just had a holiday under the sun. Okay?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><b> *** FICTION *** </b></span><b style="font-family: Calibri;"> *** FICTION *** </b><b style="font-family: Calibri;"> *** FICTION ***</b><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><b> *** FICTION *** </b></span><b style="font-family: Calibri;"> *** FICTION *** </b><b style="font-family: Calibri;"> *** FICTION ***</b><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Rob: “What?!? You deleted your IG account?”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$1:0" />CJ: “Yeah. The hate’s giving me wrinkles.”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$3:0" />Rob: “Kristen! Do you know about this?”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$5:0" />Kristen: “Why are you so upset?”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$7:0" />Rob: “Well, how am I going to log in to IG now?”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$9:0" />Kristen: *Looks at Rob questioningly*<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$11:0" />CJ: “Rob logs in as me once in a while to check.”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$13:0" />Kristen: “You use our Jimmy account, too.”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$15:0" />Rob: “Yeah, babe… But ours is private.”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$17:0" />CJ: “Robby wants to see everything and I have everything.” *smiles*<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$19:0" />Kristen: *Laughs* “Shut up!”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$21:0" />CJ: “Admit it. Yah jealous! Ya man wants a piece of The Ceej!”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$23:0" />Rob: “What the fuck?!”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$25:0" />Kristen: *Laughs harder*<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$27:0" />CJ: “No worries, Daddy-Man… I’m reviving the famous CJ IG soon. I’m just projecting a little bit of drama… Mystery…”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$29:0" />Rob: “What is so mysterious about you?!”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$31:0" />CJ: “What? Don’t you know I’m Kristen’s new boyfriend!”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$33:0" />Kristen: “Yup. Yoma Lovah!”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$35:0" />Rob: “You’re enjoying this too much.”<br data-reactid=".1w.1:3:1:$comment836259866407024_836297619736582:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$37:0" />CJ: “At least Kristen chose a good lookin’ lovah!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-35478475465776734842013-11-15T00:57:00.000-05:002013-11-15T01:09:04.338-05:0024-K, SOLID GOLD!!!<div style="text-align: center;">
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<b style="font-size: xx-large;"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">IF YOU ARE THE REAL WIFEY </span></b></div>
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<b style="font-size: xx-large;"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">OF ROBERT PATTINSON,</span></b></div>
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<b style="font-size: xx-large;"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND </span></b></div>
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<b style="font-size: xx-large;"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">WITH CONVICTION!!!</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><b>IF YOU ARE DREAMING, HOPING, IMAGINING, LONGING, </b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><b>UM... PRETENDING <i>*COUGH*</i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><b>TO BE ROBERT PATTINSON'S WIFEY,</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><b>PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND!</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>NOW... NOW...</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>PLEASE, PUT AWAY THOSE FAKE SMILES </b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>AND TUCK AWAY THE OBVIOUS HATRED.</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">DO NOT --- I REPEAT --- DO NOT KILL EACH OTHER WITH FAKE PLEASANTRIES. </span> </b></span></div>
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<b>IF YOU ARE A "WANNA-BE..."</b><br />
<b> IF YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS...</b></div>
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<b>IF YOU WANT TO USE EVERY CHANNEL--- </b><br />
<b>EVERY FUCKING WAY </b><br />
<b>TO GET YOUR </b><b>15-MINUTE OF FAME---</b><br />
<b> WHETHER OR NOT YOU COME FROM</b></div>
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<b>A "PROMINENT" FAMILY --- </b><br />
<b>BY USING ROBERT PATTINSON'S POPULARITY</b></div>
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<b>AND BANKABILITY... </b><br />
<b>OR HIM, PERIOD...</b></div>
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<b> OR</b></div>
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<b>IF YOU ARE INTENTIONALLY "HURTING"</b><br />
<b>OR PLOTTING TO HARM </b><br />
<b>THE PEOPLE HE CARES ABOUT...</b></div>
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<b>ESPECIALLY THE ONLY GIRL </b><br />
<b>HE TRULY LOVES</b></div>
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<b>AND IS TRULY WITH...</b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: x-large;">I GIVE YOU THIS... </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: x-large;">AND SHE CAN BE A BITCH!</span></b></div>
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Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-82349198383349772802013-11-14T00:38:00.001-05:002013-11-14T00:52:59.543-05:00WHAT'S IN A NAME?<div class="MsoNormal">
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 8pt;">Again, this is
fiction.<u1:p></u1:p> Thanks for reading.<u1:p></u1:p></span><span style="font-size: 8pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 8pt;"> but @BearBernieTGC twitted it and, I, of
course </span><span style="font-family: Wingdings; font-size: 8pt;">J</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 8pt;"> retwitted it. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 8pt;">Thank you, @BearBernieTGC.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 8pt;">Photo belongs to
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 8pt;">No copyright
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Exclaims*</i></b>
“George! That is a very noble name. Very masculine.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen: <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Dumbfounded</i></b>*<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Blabbers on* </i></b>
“According to this book, George is a masculine name derived from Greek word
which means tiller or earth worker or a farmer. See?!
Hardworking. That’s how my boy is going to be!” <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen: <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“And it’s okay
with you if people will call him Boy George?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“Babe?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Smiles smugly*</i></b><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Throws Kristen a
knowing look*</i></b> “Next!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“That’s what I
thought.” <b><i>*Giggles*</i></b><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Leafs through
the pages of the Baby Name book*</i></b> “How a about Christopher? It
says here that it’s the most popular name in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">England</st1:country-region></st1:place>…” <b><i>*Thinks*</i></b> “This
is wrong. I bet there are more Roberts
in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">England---</st1:place></st1:country-region>
So, Honey? What do you think? We can put Jaymes as his middle name. Christopher Jaymes Pattinson!” *Smiles sweetly, sensing victory*<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“C.J. for short?”
<b><i>*Raises eyebrow*</i></b><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“Yeah---Noooooooo!!!”
<b><i>*Scratches head and mumbles*</i></b> “My son
will never be called CJ!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Laughs* </i></b> “I think I like it! Christopher Jaymes. CJ for short.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“Shut up.” <b><i> *Goes back to reading the baby name book.</i></b><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“How about a girl’s
name?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“For my
son?!? No fucking way!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Slaps Rob’s
tummy*</i></b> “The fuck, Rob? I meant finding a girl’s name in case we’re
having a girl.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 383.4pt;" valign="top" width="511"><div class="MsoNormal">
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Fist pumps*</i></b> “Now we’re even” <b><i>*Mumbles*</i></b> “Boy George… CJ…”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“How about John?
Or Richard. Either my dad’s name or
yours. Maybe both. What do you think, babe?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“For a girl’s name?! Kristen, I love you but I’m going to fight
you with this. We’re not naming our
daughter John no matter how much we love your dad.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Guffaws*</i></b> “I meant for our son!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“I think hormones
playing with your memory, baby. You
just said we’re going to look for a girl’s name.” <b><i>*Smiles*</i></b><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“Let me rephrase
that then. How about if we name our son John or
Richard?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“You’re kidding,
right?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“No. I’m asking you.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</td>
<td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 383.4pt;" valign="top" width="511"><div class="MsoNormal">
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“You know that the
nickname for Richard is Dick, right?
So when his dick wants to go pee, he goes to the john. Get it?
Dick? John? So, my answer is no.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Nods vehemently*</i></b><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</td>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“How about a name
that starts with the letter B? You
know, Bear, Bernie, Ba---”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<td style="border-top: none; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 59.4pt;" valign="top" width="79"><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</td>
<td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 383.4pt;" valign="top" width="511"><div class="MsoNormal">
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Snorts*</i></b> “Great.
Our son will continue our pet-naming legacy.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 383.4pt;" valign="top" width="511"><div class="MsoNormal">
<b><i><br /></i></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Sighs*</i></b> “How about we just wait for him to name
himself.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 383.4pt;" valign="top" width="511"><div class="MsoNormal">
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Sniggers* </i></b> “Seriously?
What are we going to name him for the time-being.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“Baby Boy.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</td>
<td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 383.4pt;" valign="top" width="511"><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“And if at age 2
he wants to be called, Batman?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<td style="border-top: none; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 59.4pt;" valign="top" width="79"><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</td>
<td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 383.4pt;" valign="top" width="511"><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“Then he’s going
to be Batman Pattinson.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<td style="border-top: none; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 59.4pt;" valign="top" width="79"><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</td>
<td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 383.4pt;" valign="top" width="511"><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“And if he wants
to be called Claudia?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<td style="border-top: none; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 59.4pt;" valign="top" width="79"><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</td>
<td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 383.4pt;" valign="top" width="511"><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Takes deep
breaths*</i></b> “Fine.” <b><i> *Goes back flipping the pages of the book*
----- *Stops*</i></b> “I got it. We’re naming our son, “Robert Thomas
Douglas Pattinson II… There.
Done. RTD2 for short!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<td style="border-top: none; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 59.4pt;" valign="top" width="79"><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</td>
<td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 383.4pt;" valign="top" width="511"><div class="MsoNormal">
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Hugs her man*</i></b> “I agree.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 383.4pt;" valign="top" width="511"><div class="MsoNormal">
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<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“Now that that’s
done… What’s next in our agenda?” <b><i>*Uses sexy voice, then, starts nibbling his
baby’s earlobe*</i></b><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</td>
<td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 383.4pt;" valign="top" width="511"><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">“I need to go
pee!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<td style="border-top: none; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 59.4pt;" valign="top" width="79"><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</td>
<td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 383.4pt;" valign="top" width="511"><div class="MsoNormal">
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Guffaws*</i></b><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kristen:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</td>
<td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 383.4pt;" valign="top" width="511"><div class="MsoNormal">
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><i>*Kisses her man,
gets up… then runs to the bathroom*</i></b><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-61377320126917838592013-11-13T00:01:00.000-05:002013-11-13T00:12:17.931-05:00THE ROYALS OF LA COUNTY<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><span style="font-size: x-small;">FICTION<o:p></o:p></span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><span style="font-size: x-small;">PHOTOS USED BELONG TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNER/S. </span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><span style="font-size: x-small;">NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED. PROMISE.</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">**************</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Rob, Jr. <o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Age:
5<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Kindergarten <o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">The “Show” of his “Show & Tell”
item: BK’s Paper Crown<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">… And this was "The Tell” part:<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Whenever Daddy’s
job takes him far, far away, he talks to me man to man and tells me that I am
the King of our family while he’s gone. My main job’s to make sure that Mommy; my
brothers, DJ & Mac; and our four-legged family member are okay. To make it official, Daddy took me to Burger
King last night and… HE GOT ME THIS!!! <b><i>*Shows
off his BK paper crown & puts it on his head</i></b>* <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Yes. At the moment, I am the King.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Of course, Mommy is
the Queen. My brothers and I are the princes. Daddy said that Kings
rule the land; just like in the story books the he and mommy sometimes read to
us.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">*Stops, furrows brows*<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">But in my house, I
think the King’s job is mainly to make sure the Queen is happy. Daddy always says, <i>“RJ, don’t make mommy upset,”</i> or <i>“RJ, do what mommy tells you, hurry!”</i> Daddy very rarely says no to mommy. He
loves mommy’s cupcakes and pies too much. But I think he just loves mommy
a lot, a lot, a lot. Duh! I get
it. I love mommy a whole bunch, too. So do my brothers, I’m 100% sure. Even I couldn’t say no to mommy. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Aunt Lindsey says
that none of us, Mommy’s men, can say <i>“no”</i>
to her. She says that we, the Pattinsons, are all whipped! She could be right, you know. When mommy bakes apple pie--- and, boy, does
she make the best apple pie in the whole, wide world--- then, she puts whipped cream
on top, and it’s just so delicious. Or
when she makes me hot cocoa drink and adds in whipped cream… I’m whipped! Well, I think that’s what Aunt Lindsey mean. So yeah, I’m truly whipped. Just like daddy.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">*Ponders*<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">I think it’s also <b><i>The
Look</i></b>. There’s just something in the way mommy looks at you when
she means business or when she’s mellow.
I don’t get it because Daddy has green eyes too. I got green eyes! Whenever mommy yells<i>: “RJ, go brush your teeth. NOW!”</i> Boy, do I run
faster than <i>Edward Cullen</i> when she
uses her <i>mommy-firm-voice</i> and
flashing you <b><i>The Look</i></b>. But then again, when she says, <i>“Sweetie, pick up your toys, please,”</i> in
such a loving way, then flashing you <b><i>The Look</i></b>… a different one, but it’s
still <b><i>A Look</i></b> nonetheless… I get up even before she mutters the word, <i>“please.”</i> <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">This morning, Daddy
left for <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Canada</st1:place></st1:country-region>. He said he will be gone for 8 days. <b><i>*Shows
8 fingers*</i></b> Mommy was so
sad. She even cried! She always does whenever daddy’s off to work. Daddy tickled her to make her laugh and said mommy’s
crying because of <i>mormons. </i>Mommy giggled and said that it’s daddy’s fault
she pregnant again! Sometimes, mommy and
daddy’s talk are just weird. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">*Thinks*<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">I guess I get it now. My daddy is from <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">England</st1:place></st1:country-region>. When grandma and grandpa come to visit I see
how grandpa takes care of my grandma. I’ve
never seen grandma put whipped cream on grandpa’s coffee--- So I cannot say that
grandpa is whipped. I’m pretty sure though that grandma rules their home! <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">*Thinks harder* <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">I get it! <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">England</st1:place></st1:country-region> is ruled by the Queen. I know this.
Daddy explained it to me.
Yeah! That’s why at home, even
though Daddy is the King, Mommy rules! <b><i>*Claps*</i></b> Whew! I get it now.
<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">*Realizes something*<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Oh, boy… Mommy and
Daddy said that we will be welcoming my <b>baby sister</b> in two months. Bummer!
We’re <i>scrooge</i>! She’s
gonna rule us, too!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">*Sighs, then, beams like his
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">But until then,
<i>teacher and classmates</i>, I am the King of the Pattinson Household. I got daddy's phone number on speed dial in my cellphone; just in case mommy cries again from missing daddy. I'll demand daddy to come home if he's being away will make mommy very, very sad... I miss him already, too. But, I have a job to do and I'll make Daddy proud. The end!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b><i>OR NOT SO FICTION (I WISH?) LOL...</i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b><i>NOT MINE!</i></b></span></div>
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<br />Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-45853864247372150622013-11-06T00:24:00.002-05:002013-11-06T00:24:45.469-05:00BREAKING-UP IS HARD TO DO… <div class="MsoNormal">
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><b><span style="font-size: large;">*FICTION*</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">A big fight erupted
at <b><i>the
Casa de Stewart-Pattinson</i></b>. Both were fuming and couldn’t see reason. No
one wanted to apologize or admit he/she is at fault. It’s been days since they
last talked and the tension could be felt from miles away.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">Finally, the two
came to a conclusion that something had to be done:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: “This has to stop!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: “You’re right.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: “I want everything back.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: “Oh, I agree.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: “I want all my T-shirts and boxers
back.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: “Fine. You gotta give me back my thongs.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: “Just to be clear. I’ve never worn
them. I just--- um--- kept them for <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">the… um… for the scent!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: “Whatever. I want them back. I want every pie, every cupcake, <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">every dish I so painstakingly prepared for
you…”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: “Fine. I want the trips back.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: “What?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: “Well, when I took you to <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">London</st1:city></st1:place> to meet my parents
and friends. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">The New Years at Isles of Wight… I want them
all returned to <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">me!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: “Then, I want all the visits to grandma
in <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Colorado</st1:place></st1:state>
be given back <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">to me as well… And, I want the strip tease
performances…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: “Oh yeah? Then, I want all lovemaking, hard fuck, soft
fuck, <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">kinky couplings, and all foreplay back! Pronto!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: “Fuck! You’re so…soooo… selfish! I want every kiss, every caress, <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">every touch be delivered back to me; just
the way I gave them to <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">you!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: “Fine! Here’s my down payment!” *grabs Kristen, puts arms <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">around her tightly and practically shoved
his mouth on hers and <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">kissed
her hardly, tongue included… sucking her mouth like there’s no tomorrow.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Moans*
“Do you want your hard fuck back?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: *Groans* “Abso-fucking-lutely!” <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"> ***The couple undressed each
other quite ferociously”****<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">***Four
hours later (wink), Rob has collected 1 hard fuck, 2 soft fucks, and 1 love-making. Kristen has gotten back .001% of kisses,
caresses, and touches.***<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: *Panting* “Be ready to surrender the kinky stuff in 15
minutes!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Raises eyebrow* “While you’re recuperating, why don’t you <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">perform a strip tease. I need them back, you know!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: *Eyes her… then smiles. Slowly, he tenderly ran his fingers on her <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">face.
“You’re so beautiful.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Sighs*
“You just have to be sappy, huh.”
*Then, a lone tear <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">stubbornly burst from each of her green,
green eyes*<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: *Leans to kiss the tears away.* “I was wrong.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Wraps her arm around Rob’s and drops a
kiss on his chest* <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">“You’re only human.” *Smiles*<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Nods*
“Now you admit it.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: *Holds Kristen tightly to him* “I love you.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Looks up to Rob* “So, you want all your stuff back?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: *Laughs* “Oh, I got it all back, babe!” *Winks at Kristen*<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Nods*
“I got it all back, too! So?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: “So?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: “We’re never breaking-up, are we?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: “Never! We have plenty of… um…stuff… to return to
each other if we do.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: “Stuff, huh?” *laughs*<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: *Laughs* “Yes, stuff!
And speaking of stuff, I need those kinky sex stuff right about now!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Kristen: “I love you!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rob: “I know.” *Starts taking back those hot, kinky <i>stuff…</i>*<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bear: “And that is why and how, sometime next
year, we’re going to have a baby master.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bernie/Jella: “Owwwww….”</span><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-36551001139218020562013-11-02T02:18:00.001-04:002013-11-02T02:22:37.603-04:00Daddy and Mommy's trick & treat...<div class="MsoNormal">
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<b><u>FICTION</u></b></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Mommy and daddy held a Halloween party for their close
friends. I was with mommy but I’m still
so tiny so she’s able to fit in this tight, leather number that drove daddy to
madness... How do you know, you asked?
Well, I can hear, dummy! </span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Daddy said, “You’re damn sexy. You’re driving me crazy with want,
woman! Let me take that off. I want to be inside you.” Then, he growled the word: “NOW!” It didn’t take long before I felt the quake;
the vibration; the rhythmic insertion of the daddy’s tube to mommy’s gate. It was soothing. What I didn’t appreciate was the loud grunts
and moans. But once the final jerk and
scream happened, there’s peace… Ahhhhh… So peaceful… Calm! Yeah, I know the drill. I live in this globe, am I not? </span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Then, the most beautiful words were spoken: “I love you.”
I felt mommy’s heart thud after daddy spoke those words and even my
heart felt the impact of these words.
When mommy spoke these words to daddy, I felt my whole being become even
more precious… like I could make mommy and daddy move mountains! </span></div>
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<br /></div>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">So you see? I
am here because of LOVE. Yes, LOVE!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-45089490811207191542013-10-19T00:31:00.003-04:002013-10-19T00:31:51.665-04:00One Strong & Determined Swimmer!<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;">
<b>******************************************</b></div>
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<b><br /></b></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<b>HEY, GUYS! I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS FICTION. PHOTOS USED AREN'T MINE. THEY BELONG TO THEIR TALENTED CREATORS. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS EVER INTENDED. THANK YOU FOR HUMORING ME, TEEHEE!</b></div>
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<b><br /></b></div>
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<b><br /></b></div>
Hi. My name is TeejeeCee. Well, I think
that’s my name because my caretaker,<b> Auntie FATE</b>, calls me that. My name
does sound Japanese if you asked me. Uncle Desty --- <i>very funny
dude; Desty is short for Destiny; Auntie Fate’s younger brother</i> --- told
me that my mommy and my daddy totally and truly expressed their love for each
other, without hesitation, <i>somewhat initially</i> in Japan. I don’t
understand it but I don’t have any other reason why I am called that: <b><i><u>TeeJeeCee</u></i></b>.
Weird. Say it fast 3 times and you would think you’re talking in
Japanese/Nipongo. Auntie FATE, though, simply said that I am special; and
very precious and that’s what TeeJeeCee means.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<a href="http://sciencesandgod.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/sperm-and-ovum.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; display: inline !important; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://sciencesandgod.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/sperm-and-ovum.jpg" width="320" /></a><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">You must be
wondering how I got here. <b>Miss Kismet</b>, the young lady who’s preparing <b>The
Stork</b> who will fly me home, said that I was the best swimmer amongst so many of
us. I remember it clearly that day. Me and gazillion others were
pretty much chillin’ and then it started to quake. We got so excited.
For some reason we’ve always known that there is this beautiful <b><i>GLOBE</i></b> where
we’re allowed to grow and be granted life; and the only way to get to that
globe is by swimming through <b>THE TUNNEL</b>; then jumping really high and fast
towards the globe. So many <b><i>quakes</i></b> came and gone and, before me, none managed to jump fast
and strong enough towards this magical place and<i> POOF!</i> So many got wasted. Some got sucked into the wrong passage way;
into the wrong globe. This globe has an
exit door that leads to this white ceramic chair with a flush… And that’s
according to <b>Mother Nature</b>. I met her
already. She said that others got splattered onto
luminous skin</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">. I’ve learned a lot from her, actually. She added that there
were actually a few who somehow got trapped into this elastic and elongated
tube-thingee. </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<a href="http://www.noahandbryn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ist2_4506859-flying-stork-cartoon.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="http://www.noahandbryn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ist2_4506859-flying-stork-cartoon.jpg" width="200" /></a><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Let me be clear: The quake is the key and there had been
plenty of quakes; sometimes 3 times in a row with half an hour interval,
sometimes less. The quake is always
caused by colliding <i>with holder of this Life-Giving-Globe</i>. When it quakes, you know that the tube has
inserted into the owner of the globe… then you feel the jerk, and then you just
find yourself swimming… swimming out of the tube or the passage way into this
opening, like a gate, towards the globe… And that’s when so many swimmers fail. </span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b>Until me!</b></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Miss Kismet said I’m strong. I guess I am.
Before I was called TeeJeeCee, I was called <b><i><u>Y</u></i></b>. <b><i><u>Simply Y</u></i></b>.
I was one of the many Ys in our lake.
But I recall with clarity that on that day, the quake was so intense it
practically washed me towards the tube… We swam and swam… I just kept swimming. I saw an opening and I called out to the
others to follow me but just couldn’t swim the way I could. With determination and this feeling of love bursting
inside me, I pushed myself into this globe and I got through! <i>Ha!</i> I
got through! And I was welcomed with a
bang! Xs! Finally! I was thrilled. These Xs are awesome!!! And the feeling was
glorious. I felt myself got stronger. I felt… alive! I was given life! And I waited… happily to be known. Then, as days go by, I realized I’ve always
been taken cared of. I have Auntie Fate,
Uncle Desty, Miss Kismet and Mother Nature!
It was amazing.</span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Auntie Fate has been guiding me
throughout the process and helped me grow.
The globe was a world of wonder and love. I feel so many things. I have so many questions but thankfully, my
caretaker helps me understand.</span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>The day I was discovered</i> was a
joyous day. I felt as though the love
multiplied gazillion times. </span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">And soon I will meet my mommy and
my daddy face to face. The Stork isn’t
ready yet so I have to stay in the globe until it’s ready to take me to my
mommy and daddy. </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I hope my parents will not keep
TeeJeeCee as my name. I have a feeling they don't like this name. It’s just weird. I should be called Lucas! Or Christopher! Or Junior! Yeah! Junior! I'm a Y after all and I need a strong name. Yes?</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<o:p><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"> </span></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Well, I have a long way to
go. I need to get bigger. I need to be healthy. I kinda like <i>In and Out burger</i> and <i>hot
Cheetos </i>but ever since I was discovered, mommy has been taking more veggies and
fruit. <b><i>*Sigh*</i></b> Daddy is watching her like a Hawk… According
to Uncle Desty! Daddy likes In and Out
burger but mommy said that if she can't have it; then he can't have it. PERIOD! Auntie Fate
agrees with the healthy stuff! It’s for
my own good, I know. </span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<a href="http://mohebban.burjalsaheb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dots-happy-family-cartoon.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://mohebban.burjalsaheb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dots-happy-family-cartoon.gif" width="320" /></a><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Oh, by the way, it still quakes…
It’s more often now than ever before. The quakes are much bigger and louder and more
constant! Miss Kismet said it’s my fault
that Mommy likes to produce quakes all the time.
I don’t get it. </span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> Thankfully, per
Uncle Desty, my daddy enjoys producing these constant big and loud quakes with mommy… Auntie Fate said the quakes make them happy. The quakes don’t bother me. I am secured now and soooo, soooo loved!</span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">So, the next time I talk to you,
I’d be bigger and stronger and I may have more stuff to tell you. I can't wait to meet my daddy and my mommy. Auntie Fate said my parents rock! </span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Right now, I have to go because we
have an after-shock!!! </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Until then…</span></div>
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<br /></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i><b>TeeJeeCee</b></i></span></div>
Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-65564672928935485292013-07-01T23:34:00.001-04:002013-07-01T23:45:52.403-04:00Riddle me this... Riddle me that...<div style="text-align: center;">
<b>**********YOU KNOW IT! FICTION**********</b></div>
<br />
Jella: *Whiskers twitching; on full-mode concentration*<br />
<br />
Bear: *Tapping his paws against the wooden floor*<br />
<br />
Bernie: *Surfing the net*<br />
<br />
Bear: “So?”<br />
<br />
Jella: “It’s bad… really bad…”<br />
<br />
Bear: *Howls* “Noooo…”<br />
<br />
Bernie: “Same here… I couldn’t find it.”<br />
<br />
Bear: *Turns to Bernie* “Do you have your list?”<br />
<br />
Bernie: “I do. I googled it but nothing!”<br />
<br />
Bear: “No result?”<br />
<br />
Bernie: “No!” *Types again* “See?” *Turns the laptop towards Bear and Jella*<br />
<br />
Jella: *Puts eyeglasses on* “Um, did you spell the name correctly?”<br />
<br />
Bernie: “Yes! F-U-C-K-E-R! Look!” *Shows the list* “Annie Fucker!”<br />
<br />
Bear: “Um, I think that’s a P, then an A!”<br />
<br />
Jella: “No, I think Bernie got it right. Annie Fucker! It sounds right to me!”<br />
<br />
Bear: “I think you’re right. So, no sex tape?”<br />
<br />
Bernie: *Shakes head* “I give up.” *Thinks* “What is sex tape anyway?”<br />
<br />
Jella: *Sniggers* “It's like yoga, I think.”<br />
<br />
Bear: *Thinks* “Do you think Mom and Dad have one? Sex tape, I mean?”<br />
<br />
Jella: *Licks paws* “Can you record skype? They do yoga a lot!”<br />
<br />
Bernie: *Lights up* “That’s a good question! I’ll research on that!”<br />
<br />
Bear: *Turns to Jella* “How about you? You said it’s bad! I don’t like it! I don’t’ like bad.”<br />
<br />
Bernie: “What is it that you’re doing anyway? Are you playing poker!”<br />
<br />
Jella: *Gasps* “No! Don’t say that! Don’t you dare question the divinity of these cards.”<br />
<br />
Bear: *Furrows brows* “Di-divinity?”<br />
<br />
Jella: *Nods* “These are called Parrot Cards! These are divine. They tell the future.”<br />
<br />
Bear: *Shakes head* “Oh. You did that last year.”<br />
<br />
Jella: *Nods* “That’s right! July last year, I did a lot of reading with this deck of Parrot Cards!”<br />
<br />
Bear: *Laughs* “You said they’re bullcrap!”<br />
<br />
Jella: “I did not say that!” *Looks away*<br />
<br />
Bear: “Well, last year… I think it was 3rd week of July, you said that Mom’s pregnant and will give birth come Spring. That didn't happen. So you changed you statement and said that Mom and Dad are over. They never were. Again, you said Dad moving on with another woman..." *Laughs* "Um, we live in one house, you know. How do you even come up with these stuff?" *Shakes head* "You can't say things as if they were true... And it's about Mom and Dad, for cripe's sake!"<br />
<br />
Jella: *Shrugs* "It was for fun. I mean, why not play the game of those fuckers who are capitalizing writing bullshit stories and so-called-fans who spreads hella lotsa lies!" *Exhales* "And besides... Last year and last month, I had problems!!!"<br />
<br />
Bear: “Seriously?!?"<br />
<br />
Jella: *Nods* "Yeah!!! I mean, I was not at my right state or mind or mode... however you call it. My emotions conflicted with my cards' "divinity" and what not--- so I was reading the messages incorrectly."<br />
<br />
Bear: “Wow! For all your readings to be wrong, you must have had huuuuuuuge problem!" *Pats Jella's back*<br />
<br />
Jella: *Sighs* "Well, if you should know, I didn't know whether I still have 9 lives or 5!" *Scowls* "Remember that time when mom and dad were having this yoga exercise in nude against the wall... you know... when dad had to carry mom and mom had to wrap her legs around dad's waist?"<br />
<br />
Bear and Bernie: *Nods* "Yeah...."<br />
<br />
Jella: "Well, remember they were doing it harder than their usual... I was on top of the bookshelf; and because of the movement mom and dad are generating, the book shelf shook and I fell... That's counted as one! ONE! YOU HEAR! ONE LIFE DEDUCTED FROM MY NINE!!!"<br />
<br />
Bear: "Oh, get over yourself. You're fine! I think your problem is, you follow shitty people on Twitter and you read Laimey's blog and trash-toids, X17, and such... You follow the ninies, the haters..."<br />
<br />
Jella: "That's how I gather my information!"<br />
<br />
Bernie: "But you know they don't have a clue whatsoever! And then you have DMs, negative ones, mind you... And you read all these crap before doing your Parrot Cards! So, your aura or whatever is influenced and you don't get the message right!"<br />
<br />
Jella: "Yeah... I guess you're right. But it's funny how these people readily believe! I mean, come on! I could charge them gazillion dollars and they'd pay me without batting an eyelash!" *guffaws* "But I will never, ever, divulge information about Mom and Dad via Twitter, IG, FB..."<br />
<br />
Bernie: "So you said, "it's bad," earlier..."<br />
<br />
Jella: "The fuckers are hording pictures! They're not putting the right photos up online! I mean, there are hundreds of photos taken... and instead, they put something out there where they questions who it was with whom... and then made up a story that dad is dating another woman... Mom's friend, no less... And then this got picked up and now after their attempt to link daddy with Katy Perry, they've moved on with another... one of mom's friends!"<br />
<br />
Bear: "That's how they make money! They cultivate peoples' interest by not presenting the clear an dright evidence. So, someone will say, "Oh, that's Kristen!" and then one would say, "Oh, no, that's not her..." and before you know it... voila! They have succeeded. So, they move on with writing something which they know is incorrect... and I'm putting that mildly... and it' going to stay that way for a while... then when that's old news because there's no more lead... another picture will be released, a clear one this time... to support their story that there was indeed a reconciliation!"<br />
<br />
Bernie: "Correct me if I'm wrong... I know I'm an animal, I'm not a human being gifted with the ability to think and who's supposed to possess compassion and such... But don't you have to have broken up to reconcile? I don't get it! This so-called human nature is kinda scary!"<br />
<br />
Bear: "Remember how these fuckers thought that CJ was mom's new man while dad was in Aussie?"<br />
<br />
*Laughter filled the room... that sounded like woof-woof and meow...meow*<br />
<br />
Jella: "They have no clue!" *guffaws*<br />
<br />
Bernie: "And mom wears dad's ring!"<br />
<br />
Jella: *Shhhhhhhh!!!!!"<br />
<br />
Bernie: "Don't sush me! It's right there for everyone to see!!! They just chose not to see it!!! I saw mom's pic you know. She's so cool, walking with with the ever-famous HBG... wearing her poker face... but there's a sense of peace in her... almost SMUG!"<br />
<br />
Jella: *Smiles* "Yeah...."<br />
<br />
Bear: *Chuckles* "And then... ka-boom!!! Every one will be like, "What?" or "Ha?" or... "Wow," for those who have been waiting for it."<br />
<br />
Bernie: *Did dad call yet?"<br />
<br />
Jella: "He's fine!" *smirks* "But he will be better... Mom makes him happy."<br />
<br />
Bear: "Hence the ring!"<br />
<br />
Bernie: "Hence the ring, indeed!"<br />
<br />
Jella: *Shuffles cards* "Let's see when...."<br />
<br />
Bernie: *Rolls eyes*<br />
<br />
Bear: *Yawns*<br />
<br />
Jella: *Mumbles to self* "A boy... please.... please... please...."<br />
<br />
<br />Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-12625359493245978682013-06-11T22:17:00.001-04:002013-06-11T22:23:26.359-04:00Reconnecting...<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i><b>****fiction....fiction....fition....fiction.....fiction*****</b></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i><b>****************************************************************</b></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>tap...tap..tap... scrolling down... up....</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Come on, Jella... Tell us!"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"I gotta say, you're a fast typist!"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Hush you, two. I'm reading here."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"So? What did the "fortune teller" tweet about?"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>*sighs* "Said mom and dad are over and people need to move on... and dad is with that singer who sang Peacock... and doesn't like dad."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>*chokes* "What?!? No one hates dad!"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>*rolls eyes* "So, how did she get all that information?"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>*serious face* "She probably has a Magic 8 Ball."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Uncle CJ has one and it says Mom and Dad are getting engaged within 2 months; getting married within 8 months before the baby's born."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span> "I don't get it. How can daddy be with peacock girl when he's totally into mommy?</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"They don't know that. They chose to believe a version of dad who doesn't love mom."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>*guffaws* "Right!"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>*contemplates* "Wait...Do we call Uncle CJ uncle or auntie?"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>*thinks seriously* "Well, that's a good question, Bear."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>*thinks deeply, too* "Well if Uncle CJ is Auntie; so what should I call Alana?"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Hello? We're supposed to be researching here!"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Sorry, Jella. My bad. So, what about the Krisbians and Robsessed?"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>*double fp* "Even I know they don't want mom and dad to be together!"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"I don't understand the hate."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Oh, I do. Completely."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"And how about the so-called writers and bloggers?"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"They have sources."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Bear, are you talking to them again?"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>*blushes* "Well, I was trying to correct their errors so I barked and barked but they got it all wrong."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"I told you they'd rather write what people want to read so their story will sell."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Who do you think their sources are?"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"I heard daddy told mommy that they probably talk to their imaginary friends." *ponders* "Maybe we should write are own blog."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>*Laughs* "You know damn well, Jella, that the ninnies and the crazies will do anything and everything to bring us down." </i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"I heard Uncle CJ said..." *halts* "Uncle or auntie?"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Yeah, Jella? Uncle or Auntie? Because he is made like dad but acts like mom?"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Just call him CJ, jeez!"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Well, CJ wants to shoot them all with his neon water gun."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>*shudders* "Oh, I hate those. That's a great idea! Go get mommy's credit card and let's order lotsa water gun!"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"I'm on it!!!"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"I'll help! I'll get dad's"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>***five minutes later***</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Well?"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"I didn't get it."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>*shakes head* "Nah. I didn't get dad's either." </i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"What? "Why the hell not?"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Daddy is busy with mom."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Oh, they're talking. Yeah. They're doing that a lot lately. Reconnecting's the word for it."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"I get that. They're really connected, Jella."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span> "And I don't know how they understand each other, though."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"What do you mean?"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span> "Well, dad said, "Unggggg..." and mom responded, "Ahhhhhhh."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Then, dad disconnected; then reconnected."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span> "And dad said, "Oooohhh...." and mom said, "Mmmmmm...."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Is that Brittish talk? Like another langauge? Dad's British after all"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Probably."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>*closes laptop* "Well, kids, our work here is done!"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bernie:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"No! How about our research."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"We're supposed to be helping!"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Nah. Mom & Dad know what they're doing. You'll see. This, too shall pass."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Bear:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"But how about the false reports and the hate and the lies..."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>Jella:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"NO WORRIES, KIDDOS. IT's ALL GOOD!!!"</i></span>Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-81681182244843195902013-06-08T00:02:00.001-04:002013-06-08T00:22:14.586-04:00Just Give Me A Reason...***THIS IS FICTION***IF YOU HATE MY TWEETS, MY LOVE FOR ROB & KRISTEN, THEN YOU CAN CLICK THAT "X" ON THE UPPER SIDE OF YOUR SCREEN*** THANK YOU FOR VISITING THIS BLOG*** HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND*** IT'S GOING TO BE HOT & AMAZING!!!***<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: “You’re ready, babe?”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: “Just about.” *Snatched the jacket lying on the table*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: “That’s mine.”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Raised an eyebrow; then turned to reach for the sunglasses*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: “That’s mine.”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Smirks; pulled the thick green jacket from the closet* </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: “That’s mine.”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: “And I’m going out.”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: “And you’re mine.” *grins*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Tries to hide her smile*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: “Wait. Do you have your ring?”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: “I got it!” *rolls eyes*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: “Okay… so… um… have fun, babe.”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *tiptoes & leans to give her man a kiss*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Kisses her back*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Kisses him deeper*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Not wanting to be outdone, kisses her with more passion*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Kisses him some more… with her hands on him now*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Grabs her forcefully to him*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Out of breath* “I really need to go.”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: “Okay.” *Kisses her some more*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: “Okay.” *Kisses him some more*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><b><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> *Phone buzzes*</span></b><br />
<b><br /></b><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> Kristen: “I gotta go. Watch out for tweets while I’m gone.”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: “I’ll text you.”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Hesitantly detached herself from her man*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Holds her tighter to him* “I love you.”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Sighs* “I love you.”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: “Are we good?”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Laughs*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Laughs* “I mean… “</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Raises the other eyebrow*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Grins BIG* “You know…”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Suppressing laughter*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: “We, um, need to continue to make up for the lost times.*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Guffaws* “You mean we’re NOT done doing the, uh, make-up sex?”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Nods enthusiastically* “You gotta admit, babe, it’s hot!”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Smiles. Looks away*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Quiets down*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: “I missed you, you know.”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Sighs… Taking Kristen in his arms once more* “I missed you fucking much*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><b><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> *Phone Buzzes*</span></b><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"></span>*Touches the screen of her phone*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: “Damn it! Tell CJ he’ll get his fucking free dinner!!!”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Sighs* I am going to dinner with friends & I will be the fucking topic..."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: “Fuck them all!”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Laughs*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: “Laughs*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Kisses Rob one more time*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: “Stay.”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: “OK!”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Voice on the phone: “OH, HELL NO!!!”</span></strong><br />
<strong><br /></strong><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Laughs* "She's coming!" </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Kisses Rob one more time*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: "Hold on..." *Removed the hat from his head and placed it on Kristen's*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: "Eww... you're sweating..."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: "You like it! Admit it! You love my scent on you."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: "How do I look?"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: "Perfect!!!"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: "Watch out for your crazy fans, RPattz!!! They're going to say I hid your stuff when you left our home that's why I am wearing your stuff; and then they'll say I'm desperate for attention..."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Scowls* "Baby..."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: "Shakes head* "It's fucking okay, Rob. I get it. It's not your fault." *Laughs*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Laughs* "Loonies!"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">*Phone buzzes*</span></strong><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: "I'm fucking late. Sure you don't want to come?"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Raises eyebrow*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: "Oh yeah... That's right..." *Kisses Rob* "I love you."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: "I love you." *Furrows brows* "The papz will chase you."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: "I know, babe. I will give them either my best smile... Well, that or flip them!"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Hugs his baby one more time* "You, fiesty you!"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: "You love me for it."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: "Want me to show you?" *Smirks, then kisses her nose*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">*Phone buzzes*</span></strong><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Dagnabit!"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: "Go tweet or something... You have CJ's password!" *Laughs*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rob: *Laughs* "Fuck them!"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kristen: *Laughs---Kisses Rob; then leaves with a smile on her face*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">MEANWHILE...</span></strong><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Bernie: "Does this happen every time one leaves and the other stay?"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Bear: "Pretty much."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jella: "Well, it's different now coz they've just had a lover's spat thingee."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Bernie: "So, is that the reason why there's a lot of sound coming from their bedroom lately?"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Bernie: "Oh." *Crunches nose* "Because they're fighting?"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jella: "No, because they're wrestling." *Rolls eyes*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Bear: "OH, I know that. Like on TV! Wrestling..." *Thinks* "The Wrestlers on TV has something on though, Jella. They wear costumes!"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jella: *Rolls Eyes*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Bernie: "That's right!!! Mom and Dad don't!"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Bear: "Hmmm..."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Bernie: "Hmmm..."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jella: *DoubleFacePalm*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">LMAO</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">********************</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Thanks for reading</span>Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-81735267646615702382013-06-04T01:17:00.001-04:002013-06-04T01:31:32.483-04:00Oh, yeah, she's ba-ack...This by the way is fiction... LOL ... Just sayin'...<br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bear: "Foot rub?"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bernie: *hums*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bear: "So, laundry's done, ha."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bernie: "Mmhmm..."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bear: "MmHmm..."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bernie: "This is nice."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Jella: "The power is back to the queen." *grins*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bear: "And everything is perfect again."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bernie: *Confused* "What?"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Jella: "Just shut up and watch Mom at her best!"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bear: "Jella, do you think Dad--"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Jella: "Yup! He missed her Queen; so he brought her back!"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bernie: "What the hell are you, two, talking about?"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bear & Jella: "Just hush newbie and watch Dad dote on mom, you'll get it."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bernie: "Hmm... Mom & Dad look so content..."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bear: "Shhhh.... do you feel that?"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Jella: "Do you hear that?"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bernie: "What?" *even more confused*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bear & Jella: "Harmony!!!"</span><br />
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Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-69941744649426252142013-05-23T00:07:00.002-04:002013-05-23T00:26:54.250-04:00It's time...<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">She wiped her hands with a paper towel, turned the oven on
to 350 degrees then went back kneading the dough.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She’s making a pie.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A special pie.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A pie she knew too well would break her man’s
attempt to diet.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He loves every pie she
makes but loves this one the most.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She
smiled as she continued to knead the dough and while listening to the tik-tak
sound of his typing; busily surfing the net on his laptop, hearing a sigh here
and there.</span></div>
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</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">“That bad?”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She asked
as she wrapped the dough with saran wrap.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">“Fuck!”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He muttered
indignantly.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“I can’t fucking believe
this!”</span></div>
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</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">She walked towards him and gently plunked herself down on his lap.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
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</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">He clutched one arm around her waist and rested his chin on
her right shoulder while he clicked on the mouse, trying to close the
screen.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He wasn’t fast enough
though.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She held his hand firmly as she
read what was written about her… about them.</span></div>
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</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">“Hmm…” She mumbled.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“I
guess I’m the heartless, callous bitch who can’t—”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">“Baby, No!”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He
hurriedly responded, closing the laptop.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>“They don’t fucking know!”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He
turned her around so that they were facing each other, her straddling him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“We should sue—”</span></div>
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</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">“Yes.”</span></div>
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">
</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">“Really?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You agree
with me now?”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>His brows creased as he
seriously stared at her eyes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“Baby, you
know this is what I want.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’ve been
wanting to do this for a long time…”</span></div>
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</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">She swallowed the sudden emotion that gripped her
heart.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Oh, how she loves this man.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She loves him wholly and completely.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Her man.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>THEY want to grab him away from her but she knows she has his
heart.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She knows he loves her with every
thing that he is.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“It’s time,” she said
before latching her lips to his, kissing him with so much passion.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">The two four-legged companions sitting on the corner smirked thinking it’s the
right decision.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s about time!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sure, it’s going to be very busy and
hectic.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Changes – great ones; moving –
from here to there; projects... pending and new ones… AND TAKING CARE OF
BUSINESS! But they know it’s time!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Boy, the world is in for a big surprise!!!</span> </div>
Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-49382250735765260692012-10-20T15:21:00.002-04:002012-10-20T15:21:47.978-04:00He's The Man!!!<div style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Picture belongs to that someone who paid for the rights *shakes head* and here I am borrowing it because Rob and Kristen are just so adorable... The conversation, of course is more fiction than fiction... you know what I mean... So, here goes nothing... Teehee!</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Rob and Kristen being in love and together/together just make life lighter and happier and if you don't agree with me, then, you better leave because you don't have business snooping around here... ;)</span></b></div>
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If he loved her as we all think he did; then why do we worry so?Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-35120266008038346622012-08-06T00:58:00.000-04:002012-08-06T01:22:03.105-04:00I REMEMBER...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">How
easily they’ve turned </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">their back on you…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">How
quickly they’ve judged you…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">How
hastily they’ve trampled you down…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">How
fast they have forgotten…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;">What did you do to them? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;">Why is there so much hatred? </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Why are they condemning you so? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;">I
am but a mere fan…</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">I
am but one tiny voice… <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">But
I am still here…for you!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;">One
mistake did not make me forget--</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">The
good I saw in you…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">The
love and passion you have shown him…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">The
words you have spoken from the heart…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Words that inspired me…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">The
smile that made me smile…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Your
work… Your successes…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Everything
I saw that endeared you to me...<o:p></o:p></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Even the tiny mishaps here & there...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;">And it may not mean anything to you,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">I never stopped believing in you...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Never stopped loving you...</span><br />
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<br /></div>Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-62766028354054766192012-08-05T13:47:00.004-04:002012-08-05T15:01:36.578-04:00WE DON'T KNOW A THING...<br />
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">Yesterday, I’ve shared with
two close friends about this suspicion (or theory if you must) that my sister
presented to me. It’s simple; yet, it
made sense. She isn’t a fan. Yes, she read the books. She wasn’t impressed. It just didn’t do anything to her and so she
never watched the movies. She, though,
knows about my love for Rob and Kristen and anything Twilight; but mostly, my
love for Rob and Kristen. She said that
I love Twilight because of Rob and Kristen; and not the other way around. She’s right.
Very right.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">Of course, we, devoted Rob
and Kristen followers, have plenty of discussion about this unfortunate event
on Twitter and in private. We all have
our speculations/theory. Yes. Speculations.
Nothing more than that. Not one
of us knew of the truth. Not even the
tabloids. We based our opinions on the
stories fed to us by tabloids who are reaping $$$ out of this... And of each other's take on this issue. Somehow, we're influenced by someone else's opinion... <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">My sister was so patient
during the first week of this heartbreaking event. I poured out my “soul” to
her… told her what was going on… how my heart was breaking… who tweeted; what
was said; what was happening… The U-Haul and all…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">At 10am yesterday, she
called me and said, “Get ready, we’re picking you up; we’re going shopping.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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it. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">She said, “Freakin’ turn
your computer off and log off from twitter. You’re nuts!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">I was actually on Twitter.
So yeah…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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It happened on the 17<sup>th</sup>; then your Rob and Kristen were out
and about on the 19<sup>th</sup>, lovey-dovey and all; and again that Sunday at
this award show… Then Monday came, the news broke; photos were released. Where were Rob and Kristen? No one knew, really. Then, there’s this supposedly statements from
her and that old guy she allegedly cheated with. There was no follow up. No one spoke of
it. Neither camps did.<o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">Tabloids feasted of this issue. Writing stories that
their source – which I think was their imagination— shared with them; that
other tabloids pick up; then a blogger picks up and blogs about it — that innocent
& simple minded people interpret as the truth… <o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">But where are Rob and Kristen in all of this,
</span>Ofie<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">? Where's their family? Where are their people? Where are their friends? They are quiet. Why?
Because there was no issue. There
was nothing. NOTHING! They knew the truth. They knew what happened. I bet that Rob already knew everything from the very start. From when this old, unscrupulous guy started giving her attention. I bet that your Kristen told her Rob everything. When I say everything, I
meant, what</span></i><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"> <i>really took place; from the beginning of time, to how those pictures were taken; what was really
there than what those photo-shopped looking photos want to convey. </i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><i>So, from when the news broke to this day; everything you heard, you
read is just that. SPECULATION. OPINION.
THEIR CONCLUSION. THEIR TWISTED INTERPRETATION... AND NOT THE TRUTH. The U-haul didn’t mean anything. They both have gazillion of dollars. I would leave my home too if vultures start camping in my frontyard! You said both are very private people; both level-headed. Why do all this when the issue is hot; when
all eyes are on you? (I thought of this too, by the way; and even twitted about
it). Again. NO ONE KNOWS BUT THEM. </i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><i>Your
Rob and Kristen are okay. They are
probably somewhere, having a great vacay. <o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><i>You want more? Here's my take on this and it is not the truth: If, for example there's a pinch of truth on this cheating thing... You know what I think? She is young. She is vulnerable. I think he is her life. I think she loves him way too much. I think she wants to keep "it" permanent. I think she wants marriage. I think she wants more from this relationship than he does. I think he's not ready to settle down but loves her very, very deeply. I think that made her insecure. She talks about him and mentions him as his boyfriend. He never did mention her in his interviews as his girlfriend. You see him screwing women on films. Going out to parties, meeting girls while you are away; although you know he was going there and meeting friends. These are just films. These are just parties. Kristen doesn't want to act out her jealousy because she's supposed to be very secure, a strong woman. She of all people should know that sex in films are just that... But jealousy is an evil thing. Jealousy eats your up. Jealousy clouds your judgement. Add the insecurity. Add that pig who probably brain-washed her... Probably feeding her vulnerable heart and self that Rob was unfaithful to her... Then we have a poor girl who was very, very vulnerable... And voila!</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><i>But I think it's the former.</i></span></div>
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<i style="font-family: Tahoma;">So until your Rob and Kristen come out and speak from their hearts, get on with your fucking life!</i>
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<i><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">So, get up. Shower. Get dressed. We’re going shopping!”<o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">And we did! <o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<i><span style="color: yellow;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">I want to thank my friends </span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">who have lifted me up during the first week of this heartbreaking event; and who continue to be there... </span></span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><i><span style="color: yellow;">Tanya, you are a true friend. </span></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><i><span style="color: yellow;">Gillian, thank you for welcoming me with open arms.</span></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><i><span style="color: yellow;">To all my FilFam - </span></i></span></div>
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<i style="color: yellow; font-family: Tahoma;">Sincerest thanks to all who didn't condemn, didn't hate...</i></div>
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<span style="color: yellow; font-family: Tahoma;"><i>Who, instead, lifted the other so we could all move on...</i></span></div>
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<span style="color: yellow; font-family: Tahoma;"><i>So we could all be positive...</i></span></div>
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<span style="color: yellow; font-family: Tahoma;"><i>So we could hope again...</i></span></div>
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<span style="color: yellow; font-family: Tahoma;"><i>As HOPE makes us stronger...</i></span></div>
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<br /></div>Ate_Ofiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02969160511966066347noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1752255715750521493.post-3211034689566757952012-07-31T23:03:00.003-04:002012-07-31T23:42:23.237-04:00When The Heart Begins to Hope<br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">FICTION FICTION FICTION FICTION
FICTION FICTION FICTION FICTION</span></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">The clock
ticked. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">One. Two. Three—
Forty-seven—Fifty-nine— Tic-tac-tic-tac…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">She remained where she
stood, staring at nothing, not even at the girl facing her; whose eyes screamed
nothingness at her. Gone was the light that made her eyes even brighter,
much more enticing. Not today. And not for a long, long time. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">She dropped her eyes,
not focusing on anything really. No. Not even at the floor.
She knew that the girl before her had done just the same. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">The grief consumed her
whole being. Breathing had become a
chore. It hurt to take-in air and much more painful to breathe it
out. She shut her eyes tightly forcing herself not to feel. <i> He’s
gone. He’s gone. He’s not yours anymore. He’s never coming
back. You made him stop loving you. </i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">Slowly, she raised her
eyes to stare at the girl’s eyes in front of her. “Who is this girl?” she
asked. “Why are you here?” These questions she asked in silence; and yet
it resonated in her mind, in her soul. Deafening! “How did you get
here? What have you done?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">The girl stared back at
her with the same lifeless expression in her eyes. She stared harder and
realized that there was something there. No. They weren’t lifeless
after all. Her heart beat in rage as contempt stared back at her.
“No!!!” She screamed over and over in her head; allowing the torture, the
unending heartache, regret, and disappointment drown her… To drown the girl
before her. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">Angry tears stung her
eyes. Stubborn droplets of warm liquid brimming in her eyes intensified
the anger even more. She wanted to scream. At least the screaming
will force her to feel something else. No, she sighed painfully.
Not even that—<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">She held her hand up to
touch the girl’s hand. “You love him,” she asked, eyes pleadingly seeking
solace. “You hurt him.” She wanted very much to ask her how they
got at this place. “Where do you go from here? How do you live from
here on?” <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">Live. Such a
loaded word, she thought. Live. Life. Nothing. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">She broke
out crying… sobbing…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">Somehow, a grain of
something less depressing tugged her heart. “Honey,” she whispered.
The sound of her voice sounded alien to her.
She tried again and this time she spoke his name… Over and over… And the
more she did, the more her tears flowed from her beautiful, yet lifeless
eyes. More sobbing rose from her chest, gripping her soul.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">The girl before her
cried with her; cried as hard as she did. There was no comfort.
None. Nothing.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">She breathed hard and
deep and the effort it took to do just that broke her even more.
Disappointment washed over her. Nothing was making it less hard, it
seemed. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">The tears
began to subside but not the pain. Never
the pain. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">She heard
someone knock at her door. She didn’t care. She had more pressing matters
to do. She had anger to entertain; she had hopes to drain; wishes to
abandon; and the hardest--- she needed love to find her.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">The familiar sound of
her phone echoed in her chamber. She stared at it. Her heart
beating wildly. “Baby?” Her heart hoped. She looked at the
small screen and once again… Nothing. She glanced back at the girl wanting her to look better than her. But alas, she was no better.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">If only
she could snatch her heart off of her body so that he’d see that every beat
belonged to him... Will always belong to him. Yet, she knew— Even that
wasn’t enough. No amount of “I’m sorrys” or begging would make it better; would
make him better; would make her better; would make them better. Only time would— Perhaps for him. She hoped for him.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">Her
reflection, the girl— the girl she could barely recognize, stared back at
her. “Be okay for him,” she seemed to
tell her. “Forgive yourself.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">Reluctantly,
she turned and sat on the bed; hoping the night would at least cloak her sorrow. She snatched his shirt, the one he wore the
night before he left. Sniffed it,
allowing his scent to lull her to rest.
Like last night, the other night, and the night before, with the
little strength left in her, she pressed his number on her cellphone. She knew it would ring and ring before it'd go to voice mail; but she just wanted to hear his voice. One more time. Maybe one last time. But then, she heard the click. She looked at her screen and realized that he
answered and he didn’t hang up. For the
first time in so many days, she felt a small smile tug on her lips. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">She
pressed the phone harder against her ears, wanting to hear… something. Anything.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11pt;">A sob
escaped her chest. Bravely she spoke
what’s in her heart. “I love you. I’m so sorry.” Then, with the same amount of bravery but
with reluctance, she pressed the end button.
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Once upon a time there was a
beautiful fairy princess named Arwana. Even as a child, Arwana loved the
humans who till the land in the kingdom. It was, of course, unbeknownst
to the humans that they share the land with the magical fairies.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Arwana could not wait for the
day when she could earn her wings so that she could follow the humans, be with
them, protect them, even if they wouldn’t be aware of her existence.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">At last, she was seventeen, the
year when fairies become fully developed; when fairies were granted their
wings, allowing them to perform their duties as nature’s guardians. Arwana
grew to be a beautiful and kind-hearted Fairy Princess loved by everyone.
The Fairy King, the Fairy Queen, and every fairy in the kingdom celebrated Arwana’s
seventeenth year. The festivities warmed Arwana’s heart but nothing could
compare her joy the moment the King presented her with her wings. All the
fairies in the kingdom shared Arwana’s joy and excitement. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">With her wings, Arwana left and entered her kingdom. She devoted her time caring the land and
every creature in it. As days passed, Arwana had learned to love the
humans even more. Their life was never easy, she thought, but their
determination was incomparable. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">One day, Arwana followed a
human girl to the river as she went to fetch water. The human girl
decided to swim and Arwana saw the pure joy in the girl’s face as she floated
in the water. This fascinated Arwana. When the girl left, Arwana took off
her fairy wings, imitating the girl when she took her clothes off to swim. As
she dipped her feet in the water, a sensation over took her. She could
feel the coldness of the water. A fairy, this she knew, could never feel
cold or heat because their duties as guardians of nature include working under
the cruel heat of the sun or piercing cold of winter. She stared at the
water and realized she was staring at a beautiful human being. She looked
up, afraid that someone had caught her. But there was no one there. She
immediately wore her wings again, ready to bolt. When she looked at the
reflection on the water, she realized that the beautiful young woman had
vanished. Arwana thought that was odd. She wondered where the woman
went. Convinced that she was alone again, she took off her wings one more
time, in a hurry to dip her feet and feel the wonderful, tingling sensation of
the cold water. As she did so, she saw the beautiful human girl again and
this was when it hit her that she was the human girl. The realization
excited her. She could be a human when she removed her wings! <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">In her excitement, she didn’t
notice the young man who had caught her in her human form; the man who, at
first sight, had fallen in love with her. She captivated him with her
beauty, her kind eyes, and the smile that made her impossibly beautiful.
He hid behind a tree as she watched Arwana in her human form swim. When Arwana
realized her duties, she immediately got out of the water, wore her wings, and
left.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The young man witnessed what
happened and knew right there and then the beautiful woman was a magical
creature. He had heard folklore about the magical beings. He never
imagined that he would witness one and fall in love with it—with her!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Every day, Arwana returned to
the river and enjoyed her human time, swimming in the river; delighted that she
had discovered a way to live like her beloved humans even just for a while. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">And
not far away, the young man watched, mesmerized by her beauty. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">One day, as soon as Arwana took
off her wings, the young man appeared before her, offering her his hand.
“My name is Agatin,” staring straight into Arwana eyes.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Arwana, looked into the young
man’s eyes and her heart started to beat wildly. She couldn’t explain
what the feeling was. Slowly, she extended her hand to him. “Arwana,”
she simply responded.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">As their hands touched, Arwana
felt an unfamiliar feeling. She got scared, grabbed her wings, wore it, and flew as fast
as she possibly could.<o:p></o:p></span><u1:p></u1:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Agatin, meanwhile, couldn’t
take the smile off of his face. He held her hand. She looked into
his eyes. Love was bursting within him.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Agatin waited and waited for Arwana
to return. Every day, he would sit by the river, waiting for his beloved
to return. He never lost hope. “I am here my beloved Arwana.
I will be waiting for you, every day until the day I die. I love you, my Arwana,”
he would mutter, his heart beating for only her. Little did he know that Arwana
was always beside him; sitting with him by the rock, holding his hand in her
fairy form. Arwana, too, had fallen in love with Agatin. “I love
you, my dear Agatin,” she would whisper back even when she knew Agatin could
never hear her voice.<o:p></o:p></span><u1:p></u1:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">One day, a storm struck Agatin’s
land. The rain poured heavily, filling up the river fast. Arwana
just knew that Agatin’s life was in danger. She just knew that he was by
the rocks waiting for her. In her longing to save her beloved, she
immediately took her wings off and called out Agatin’s name. “Come to me,
Agatin. Run to me, my love!”<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Agatin realized the danger he
and his beloved were in and so he grabbed Arwana’s hand and they ran up the
hills to safety. Once they were safe, they held each other as if to make
sure that they have not lost each other. <o:p></o:p></span><u1:p></u1:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">“I love you,” Agatin whispered
longingly, fervently caressing Arwana’s face. <o:p></o:p></span><u1:p></u1:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">“As I love you,” Arwana
responded with such passion.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">“There is nothing I wouldn’t do
for you, Arwana. I would love you regardless of who you are.” This,
Agatin knew, was true. “Tell me to love you from afar and that I will
do. Tell me to stay away from you and that I would willingly do for you—
Anything you’d ask of me, I’d give it to you, just to prove how much I love you.”<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Arwana, in tears, held
Agatin. Their love for each other was so great they’re willing to let
each other go. “I will love you for eternity; for eternity is what I
have,” Arwana sadly confessed. “You go, Agatin, and live your life to the
fullest.” As soon as Arwana uttered these words, the anguish overcome her
and cried for the first time in her existence. <span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>She squeezed Agatin’s <span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>hand before she turned to leave when
she realized she didn’t have her wings. <span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>Her
wings! <span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>She needed them to
go back to being a fairy; to being a guardian.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Agatin, even in agony refused
to close his eyes. <span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>He
needed to see Arwana until she vanished.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">“Agatin?” Arwana spoke. <span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>“I have lost my wings!”<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Agatin didn’t know what to
say. <span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>What did it mean?<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">“Don’t you see, Agatin?
It’s gone. I am a human now and I can be with you! I don’t need my wings now. You see, if I don’t wear my wings I’ll remain
human.”<o:p></o:p></span><u1:p></u1:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Agatin couldn’t contain the joy
in his heart. Arwana was choosing him. He took her in his arms and
promised to love her, protect her, and never leave her no matter what.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">“Could you be a magical
creature again, my love?” Agatin asked, fearful that he could only have her for
a short period of time. He loved her, wanted
her, and needed to be with her for the rest of his life.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">“Only when my
wings and I reunite; but when I do, I’ll never be able to take it out again.” Arwana shared with the sweetest smile on her
face. She was beaming with love and
happiness.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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brought Arwana home and made her his wife.<o:p></o:p></span><u1:p></u1:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">For years, the young couple
lived in harmony. Arwana wondered about her kingdom. She thought of the
King and the Queen. She knew that as a human, she will
die one day; and this didn’t bother her a bit. Agatin was more than enough
reason to be happy and content. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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marriage, one gloomy day, when Agatin woke up to find his wife sweating and
shivering uncontrollably. Agatin, in fear, ran to fetch the village
doctor to heal his beloved wife. For days, Agatin prayed, sat beside Arwana
whose fever wouldn't subside. "Open your eyes for me, my love,"
he begged and every time he did, Arwana would struggle to open her eyes and
gave her a smile.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The fifth night Arwana lay in
bed, looking frail, and thin, Agatin cried in anguish. He would have to
say goodbye to Arwana. He just knew Arwana would be leaving him.
And so with a heavy heart, Agatin left her Arwana's side for a moment and
when he returned he held her in his arms and told her he loved her over and
over. And when the morning sun came, Agatin reluctantly stood up to check
on the animals in the backyard.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Agatin, after feeding the
animals, rushed back to Arwana's side. His heart almost couldn't contain
the gladness in his heart when before him was the woman he had loved with
everything that he has looking like the day he first laid eyes on her.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"Arwana," he
whispered. Tears brimming in his eyes. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">His voice awoken the sleeping Arwana.
At first she was confused, not quite sure what was going on. She
felt perfectly fine. She looked at Agatin's face and when she saw the
anguish in his eyes, and when she felt as though she was born again, she
knew... She just knew...<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"What have you done,
Agatin?" Arwana threw herself into Agatin's arms. "I would have
rather died in your arms, my love."<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"I love you, Arwana.
So much that I'd rather live in heartache that see you die! Please
understand, my love."<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">They held each other for what
seemed like forever until the inevitable could no longer be ignored. On
the table was a bamboo, covered in cloth. "You are slowly killing me
now, Agatin," Arwana whispered as she touched her husband's face so
lovingly.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"No, my love. Don't
ever feel that way. If the situation was reversed, I knew you would do
the same." <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Arwana nodded. She
understood. "I love you. I'll always love you." Arwana
whispered.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"And I, you. Until
my last breath... And even then." Agatin held out his hand to his
wife to help her up. "You go, my love. It is time."
<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Arwana was in tears as she
removed the cloth before shaking the bamboo and as she did out came the wings--
her own wings. "I've always known, Agatin," she whispered
sadly. "But I love you enough to give up my world. I loved you
enough."<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Agatin closed his eyes as pain
broke his heart into pieces. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"Be well, my love," Arwana
whispered as she kissed her husband. "I'll always be with you."<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">And with that, Arwana wore her
wings and disappeared. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Agatin felt a
cold wind on his cheek and when it was gone, he broke down in tears. His Arwana was gone. His reason for living was gone. His wife, his beloved was gone. Yet the love in his heart remained.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMEy9gKgnMiPIL6JuM3ciJxl7dOR4FoRxezuwEHgHniNMR2N4jfp8b3sxWgMHzRXlcF477YMWC8PXAM0WjLX2nXh0RTPO49UxwOBI08c0z57dMQhDH9HeFOh-pQqMUj-K3Az11PSyPg14/s1600/RK+destined+to+be+together+forever.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="220" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMEy9gKgnMiPIL6JuM3ciJxl7dOR4FoRxezuwEHgHniNMR2N4jfp8b3sxWgMHzRXlcF477YMWC8PXAM0WjLX2nXh0RTPO49UxwOBI08c0z57dMQhDH9HeFOh-pQqMUj-K3Az11PSyPg14/s320/RK+destined+to+be+together+forever.jpg" width="320" /></a><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Everyday, from
the day Arwana returned to her fairy form, Agatin would sit by the rocks on the
river bank, reminiscing his moments with his Arwana. He would talk to her and in his heart he knew
that his Arwana was listening and somehow telling him of her love for him.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Meanwhile, Arwana
had watched over her husband through the years.
Sitting with him in the spot in the river; proclaiming her undying love.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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love,” Arwana whispered. “Thank you for
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">GrandmaPattz:</span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">
“Robby, are you not excited to open your presents from St. Nick?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">Rob, Jr.: </span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">“That’s alright, Gramma.
I know that Santa Clause didn’t bring the presents!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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“Of course they were brought by Santa while you were asleep last night!” <b><i><span style="color: magenta;">*Encourages Rob,
Jr., to open his presents.*<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">Rob, Jr.: </span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">“<st1:place w:st="on">St.</st1:place> Nick is too tiny to
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“Oh, but Santa has magic!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">Rob, Jr.: <i><span style="color: magenta;">*Thinks*</span></i></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;"> “But… But…
Mommy said, he’s tiny! And Daddy hinted
that Santa is a girl!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Kristen? Why are you confusing Robby.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">Kristen: </span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;"> “What? We did no such thing, Mom.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">Rob: <i><span style="color: magenta;">*Turns to his son*</span></i></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">
“Son, when did we tell all these things about Santa or Saint Nick?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">Rob, Jr.: </span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">“Well, Daddy… You and mommy didn’t want me to hear so you
talked about it in hush voice; like whispering… But I heard it.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span style="color: magenta;">*Smirks*</span></i></b> “This is going to be fun!” <i><span style="color: magenta;">*<b>Claps hands*</b></span></i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">Rob, Jr.: </span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">“Remember last night after we decorated the tree, you sent
me and T.J. <span style="color: #fff2cc;">(<i>Thomas James, younger sibling, tee-hee</i>)</span> to sleep?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">Rob: </span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">“And you did. Mommy
and I tucked you into bed, read you a story about Santa…”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">Rob, Jr.: </span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">“And fell asleep!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">Kristen: </span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;"> “Right!” <b><i><span style="color: magenta;">*Suddenly
nervous*<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">Rob, Jr.: </span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">“I woke up coz I had a bad dream…”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">Kristen: </span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;"> “That’s okay,
Tom. I’m going to talk to <b>my son</b> in the kitchen while I make him
his favorite hot cocoa.” <b><i><span style="color: magenta;">*Takes Rob, Jr.’s hand*<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;">Rob: </span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13pt;"> “Yes, baby?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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presents? Coz he’s so little he can’t
carry the <b><i>“load?”</i></b> You did <i>say,<b> "Come, Little Saint Nick... Give me your load," </b></i>right?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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did you want <b>Santa Baby</b> to hold on
to <b>Little Saint Nick</b>? Aren’t they one and the same? So is Little Saint Nick a baby? A girl, maybe?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span style="color: magenta;">*Eye husband & wife questioningly*</span></i></b><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Daddy and I will…” <b><i><span style="color: magenta;">*Turns
to Rob*</span></i></b> “Honey? Are you
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<b><i><span style="color: magenta;">*Wiggles eyebrows*</span></i></b> “Oh, I did, baby!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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“Shhhh!!!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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“Was that why you were gasping last night, mommy? Ha, daddy?
Because you helped <b><i>Little Saint Nick</i></b> carry the
presents? Or should I say <b><i>Santa
Baby</i></b>?... Oh, and is <b><i>Little Saint Nick</i></b> really that tiny,
mommy, that you needed to <b>bend down</b>
to look at him and speak to him?"<b><i><span style="color: magenta;"> *continues to mumble as he walks with
his parents to the kitchen* </span></i></b> “…Well, when I knew Santa was here, I ran back
in my bedroom coz I want him to know I’m a good boy… So, did <b><i>Little</i></b>
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Nick</i></b> come last night, mommy? Did
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<b>Little Saint Nick</b> is not so tiny and he always brings his magic with him. ALL THE TIME! Ask mommy!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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