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A Daily Dose of Robsten Goes A Long, Long Way...
Hello, Beautiful People!!!
Still here....
Thinking about writing again.
Now in Beautiful California... ❤️
Rob:
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*Exclaims*
“George! That is a very noble name. Very masculine.”
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Kristen:
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*Dumbfounded*
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Rob:
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*Blabbers on*
“According to this book, George is a masculine name derived from Greek word
which means tiller or earth worker or a farmer. See?!
Hardworking. That’s how my boy is going to be!”
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Kristen:
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“And it’s okay
with you if people will call him Boy George?”
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Rob:
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?
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Kristen:
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“Babe?”
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Rob:
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!
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Kristen:
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*Smiles smugly*
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Rob:
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*Throws Kristen a
knowing look* “Next!”
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Kristen:
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“That’s what I
thought.” *Giggles*
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Rob:
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*Leafs through
the pages of the Baby Name book* “How a about Christopher? It
says here that it’s the most popular name in
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Kristen:
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“C.J. for short?”
*Raises eyebrow*
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Rob:
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“Yeah---Noooooooo!!!”
*Scratches head and mumbles* “My son
will never be called CJ!”
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Kristen:
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*Laughs* “I think I like it! Christopher Jaymes. CJ for short.”
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Rob:
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“Shut up.” *Goes back to reading the baby name book.
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Kristen:
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“How about a girl’s
name?”
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Rob:
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“For my
son?!? No fucking way!”
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Kristen:
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*Slaps Rob’s
tummy* “The fuck, Rob? I meant finding a girl’s name in case we’re
having a girl.”
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Rob:
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*Fist pumps* “Now we’re even” *Mumbles* “Boy George… CJ…”
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Kristen:
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“How about John?
Or Richard. Either my dad’s name or
yours. Maybe both. What do you think, babe?”
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Rob:
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“For a girl’s name?! Kristen, I love you but I’m going to fight
you with this. We’re not naming our
daughter John no matter how much we love your dad.
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Kristen:
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*Guffaws* “I meant for our son!”
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Rob:
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“I think hormones
playing with your memory, baby. You
just said we’re going to look for a girl’s name.” *Smiles*
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Kristen:
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“Let me rephrase
that then. How about if we name our son John or
Richard?
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Rob:
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“You’re kidding,
right?”
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Kristen:
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“No. I’m asking you.”
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Rob:
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“You know that the
nickname for Richard is Dick, right?
So when his dick wants to go pee, he goes to the john. Get it?
Dick? John? So, my answer is no.
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Kristen:
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*Nods vehemently*
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Rob:
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“How about a name
that starts with the letter B? You
know, Bear, Bernie, Ba---”
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Kristen:
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*Snorts* “Great.
Our son will continue our pet-naming legacy.”
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Rob:
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*Sighs* “How about we just wait for him to name
himself.”
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Kristen:
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*Sniggers* “Seriously?
What are we going to name him for the time-being.”
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Rob:
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“Baby Boy.”
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Kristen:
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“And if at age 2
he wants to be called, Batman?”
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Rob:
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“Then he’s going
to be Batman Pattinson.”
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Kristen:
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“And if he wants
to be called Claudia?”
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Rob:
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*Takes deep
breaths* “Fine.” *Goes back flipping the pages of the book*
----- *Stops* “I got it. We’re naming our son, “Robert Thomas
Douglas Pattinson II… There.
Done. RTD2 for short!”
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Kristen:
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*Hugs her man* “I agree.”
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Rob:
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“Now that that’s
done… What’s next in our agenda?” *Uses sexy voice, then, starts nibbling his
baby’s earlobe*
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Kristen:
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“I need to go
pee!”
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Rob:
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*Guffaws*
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Kristen:
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*Kisses her man,
gets up… then runs to the bathroom*
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