WHAT'S IN A NAME?

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Again, this is fiction. Thanks for reading.

I don't know who released or edited Rob’s & Kristen’s baby-photos

 but @BearBernieTGC twitted it and, I, of course J retwitted it. 

Thank you, @BearBernieTGC.

Photo belongs to its rightful owner. 

No copyright infringement indented.

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Rob:	*Exclaims*  “George! That is a very noble name.  Very masculine.”
Kristen:	*Dumbfounded*
Rob:	*Blabbers on*  “According to this book, George is a masculine name derived from Greek word which means tiller or earth worker or a farmer.  See?!  Hardworking.  That’s how my boy is going to be!”
Kristen:	“And it’s okay with you if people will call him Boy George?”
Rob:	?
Kristen:	“Babe?”
Rob:	!
Kristen:	*Smiles smugly*
Rob:	*Throws Kristen a knowing look* “Next!”
Kristen:	“That’s what I thought.”  *Giggles*
Rob:	*Leafs through the pages of the Baby Name book*  “How a about Christopher?  It says here that it’s the most popular name in England…”  *Thinks*  “This is wrong.  I bet there are more Roberts in England--- So, Honey?  What do you think?  We can put Jaymes as his middle name.  Christopher Jaymes Pattinson!”  *Smiles sweetly, sensing victory*
Kristen:	“C.J. for short?” *Raises eyebrow*
Rob:	“Yeah---Noooooooo!!!” *Scratches head and mumbles*  “My son will never be called CJ!”
Kristen:	*Laughs*  “I think I like it!  Christopher Jaymes.  CJ for short.”
Rob:	“Shut up.”  *Goes back to reading the baby name book.
Kristen:	“How about a girl’s name?”
Rob:	“For my son?!?  No fucking way!”
Kristen:	*Slaps Rob’s tummy*  “The fuck, Rob?  I meant finding a girl’s name in case we’re having a girl.”
Rob:	*Fist pumps*  “Now we’re even”  *Mumbles* “Boy George… CJ…”
Kristen:	“How about John? Or Richard.  Either my dad’s name or yours.  Maybe both.  What do you think, babe?”
Rob:	“For a girl’s name?!  Kristen, I love you but I’m going to fight you with this.  We’re not naming our daughter John no matter how much we love your dad.
Kristen:	*Guffaws*  “I meant for our son!”
Rob:	“I think hormones playing with your memory, baby.  You just said we’re going to look for a girl’s name.”  *Smiles*
Kristen:	“Let me rephrase that then.  How about if we name our son John or Richard?
Rob:	“You’re kidding, right?”
Kristen:	“No.  I’m asking you.”
Rob:	“You know that the nickname for Richard is Dick, right?  So when his dick wants to go pee, he goes to the john.  Get it?  Dick?  John?  So, my answer is no.
Kristen:	*Nods vehemently*
Rob:	“How about a name that starts with the letter B?  You know, Bear, Bernie, Ba---”
Kristen:	*Snorts*  “Great.  Our son will continue our pet-naming legacy.”
Rob:	*Sighs*  “How about we just wait for him to name himself.”
Kristen:	*Sniggers*  “Seriously?  What are we going to name him for the time-being.”
Rob:	“Baby Boy.”
Kristen:	“And if at age 2 he wants to be called, Batman?”
Rob:	“Then he’s going to be Batman Pattinson.”
Kristen:	“And if he wants to be called Claudia?”
Rob:	*Takes deep breaths*  “Fine.”  *Goes back flipping the pages of the book* ----- *Stops*  “I got it.  We’re naming our son, “Robert Thomas Douglas Pattinson II… There.  Done.  RTD2 for short!”
Kristen:	*Hugs her man*  “I agree.”
Rob:	“Now that that’s done… What’s next in our agenda?” *Uses sexy voice, then, starts nibbling his baby’s earlobe*
Kristen:	“I need to go pee!”
Rob:	*Guffaws*
Kristen:	*Kisses her man, gets up… then runs to the bathroom*