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You must be
wondering how I got here. Miss Kismet, the young lady who’s preparing The
Stork who will fly me home, said that I was the best swimmer amongst so many of
us. I remember it clearly that day. Me and gazillion others were
pretty much chillin’ and then it started to quake. We got so excited.
For some reason we’ve always known that there is this beautiful GLOBE where
we’re allowed to grow and be granted life; and the only way to get to that
globe is by swimming through THE TUNNEL; then jumping really high and fast
towards the globe. So many quakes came and gone and, before me, none managed to jump fast
and strong enough towards this magical place and POOF! So many got wasted. Some got sucked into the wrong passage way;
into the wrong globe. This globe has an
exit door that leads to this white ceramic chair with a flush… And that’s
according to Mother Nature. I met her
already. She said that others got splattered onto
luminous skin. I’ve learned a lot from her, actually. She added that there
were actually a few who somehow got trapped into this elastic and elongated
tube-thingee. 
Let me be clear: The quake is the key and there had been
plenty of quakes; sometimes 3 times in a row with half an hour interval,
sometimes less. The quake is always
caused by colliding with holder of this Life-Giving-Globe. When it quakes, you know that the tube has
inserted into the owner of the globe… then you feel the jerk, and then you just
find yourself swimming… swimming out of the tube or the passage way into this
opening, like a gate, towards the globe… And that’s when so many swimmers fail.
Until me!
Miss Kismet said I’m strong. I guess I am.
Before I was called TeeJeeCee, I was called Y. Simply Y.
I was one of the many Ys in our lake.
But I recall with clarity that on that day, the quake was so intense it
practically washed me towards the tube… We swam and swam… I just kept swimming. I saw an opening and I called out to the
others to follow me but just couldn’t swim the way I could. With determination and this feeling of love bursting
inside me, I pushed myself into this globe and I got through! Ha! I
got through! And I was welcomed with a
bang! Xs! Finally! I was thrilled. These Xs are awesome!!! And the feeling was
glorious. I felt myself got stronger. I felt… alive! I was given life! And I waited… happily to be known. Then, as days go by, I realized I’ve always
been taken cared of. I have Auntie Fate,
Uncle Desty, Miss Kismet and Mother Nature!
It was amazing.
Auntie Fate has been guiding me
throughout the process and helped me grow.
The globe was a world of wonder and love. I feel so many things. I have so many questions but thankfully, my
caretaker helps me understand.
The day I was discovered was a
joyous day. I felt as though the love
multiplied gazillion times.
And soon I will meet my mommy and
my daddy face to face. The Stork isn’t
ready yet so I have to stay in the globe until it’s ready to take me to my
mommy and daddy.
I hope my parents will not keep
TeeJeeCee as my name. I have a feeling they don't like this name. It’s just weird. I should be called Lucas! Or Christopher! Or Junior! Yeah! Junior! I'm a Y after all and I need a strong name. Yes?
Well, I have a long way to
go. I need to get bigger. I need to be healthy. I kinda like In and Out burger and hot
Cheetos but ever since I was discovered, mommy has been taking more veggies and
fruit. *Sigh* Daddy is watching her like a Hawk… According
to Uncle Desty! Daddy likes In and Out
burger but mommy said that if she can't have it; then he can't have it. PERIOD! Auntie Fate
agrees with the healthy stuff! It’s for
my own good, I know.
Oh, by the way, it still quakes…
It’s more often now than ever before. The quakes are much bigger and louder and more
constant! Miss Kismet said it’s my fault
that Mommy likes to produce quakes all the time.
I don’t get it. Thankfully, per
Uncle Desty, my daddy enjoys producing these constant big and loud quakes with mommy… Auntie Fate said the quakes make them happy. The quakes don’t bother me. I am secured now and soooo, soooo loved!
So, the next time I talk to you,
I’d be bigger and stronger and I may have more stuff to tell you. I can't wait to meet my daddy and my mommy. Auntie Fate said my parents rock!
Right now, I have to go because we
have an after-shock!!!
Until then…
TeeJeeCee
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