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AFTER THE INTERVIEW:
Kristen: "So, what did they ask you?"
Rob: "Um... stuff!" *Looks away*
Kristen: "Like what?" *Hands on Hips*
Rob: "Just remember that you love me with all your heart, baby." *Looks pleadingly at Kristen*
Kristen: "Okay..." *Narrows brows*
Rob: "And know that I love you very, very much, Kristen!" *Starts to dig...*
Jella: *Turns to (Yogi) Bear* "Listen now, boy... This is the time when you have to leave the room and never come back for a while... I'll show you a good spot!"
(Yogi) Bear: "Why?" *Panics* "Are mommy and daddy going to hurt each other!"
Jella: *Smirks* "This is what Uncle Tom calls foreplay. It's very intense. First, mom and dad exchange words, like argue but not really argue... It just heightens their excitement level or something... Then they become physical... ripping each other's clothes... "
(Yogi) Bear: "But that's awful! They're gonna hurt each other!"
Jella: *Shakes head* "That what I thought, too, at first. But they love it! I don't know why but they make this stimulating sound that makes them even more frisky... And then, when they're on the bed or on the floor... and sometimes against the wall... wherever, really... when dad starts to really pound on mommy..."
(Yogi) Bear: "Oh no! Daddy will hurt mommy! Jella we have to do something!"
Jella: "No! Mommy loves it! It's a British dance. Daddy pumps, jerks, and twirls mommy while their bodies are totally attached... You should see when it's mom's turn to do her steps... She's a great dancer. She makes daddy convulse in excitement!"
(Yogi) Bear: "Oh! And that's foreplay?"
Jella: "Well, the arguing is like the start... Then they do the twitching stuff four times in a row... That's why it's called four-play! I think the twitching is what Uncle Tom calls orga--" *thinks hard* "Well, it's, um.. orga-something."
(Yogi) Bear: "Can we watch!"
Jella: "Well if you want..."
(Yogi) Bear: "OH MY GOD! WHY IS DADDY'S, UM, "THING" BURIED IN MOMMY'S MOUTH?"
Jella: "Silly dog... That's just daddy feeding mommy. Mommy will feed daddy, too... Just wait!"
(Yogi) Bear: "I-I, um... I think we should leave... I think I'm too young for this."
Jella: *Laughs* "Okay... Let's go, boy!"
LOL fiction...fiction...fiction...fiction LOL
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