Sunday, November 27, 2011

A New Pet for the Pattinsons!!!


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Rob and Rob, Jr. talking on the phone…

Rob, Jr.:  “Daddy, when are you coming home?”

Rob:  “We’re almost done shooting, son.  I’ll be home soon.”

Rob, Jr.:  “We miss you.  A lot, a lot, a lot… Especially mommy.”

Rob:  *Sighs*  “Well, you’re the man of the house while I’m away, so take care of mommy and your little brother.”

Rob, Jr:  *Sullen*  “I know… I think mommy misses you so much she’s getting a new pet.”

Rob:  “A new pet?”

Rob, Jr:  “A-huh.  And I heard her tell Aunt Liz that she’s keeping it in the bedroom.”

Rob:  “What is mommy getting?”  *Intrigued*  “A fish?”

Rob, Jr.:  “No!”

Rob:  “Hamster?”

Rob, Jr.:  *Giggles*  “No, Daddy.”

Rob:  “Do you know what mommy is getting?”

Rob, Jr.:  “Yes!  I told you.  I heard her talk to Aunt Liz on the phone this morning.  Mommy said she misses you so much… So she’s getting herself a Rabbit!” 

Rob:  *Chokes*  “A r-rabbit?”

Rob, Jr.:  “And I don’t understand why she has to keep it in the drawer.”

Rob:  “Um…”

Rob, Jr.:  “… And I also heard that the Rabbit will help her sleep… so she won’t worry about you… Coz…Coz, mommy said she can’t sleep at night without you by her side.  I still don’t get how a rabbit can help mommy fall asleep.”

Rob:  “Um, son… Call mommy for me, please.”

Rob, Jr.:  “Mommy!!! Daddy wants to talk to you.  I think he doesn’t want you to get a Rabbit!!!”


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Saturday, November 26, 2011

Rob, Jr., The Musically-Inclined Child of #Robsten

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Rob, Jr.: *Crunches nose*  “Daddy, I’m confused!”

Rob:  “About?”

Rob, Jr.:  “My name.”

Rob:  “Your name?”

Rob, Jr.:  “Yeah.” *Serious expression on his face*

Rob:  “Well, your Mommy named you after me.”

Rob, Jr:  “What?  Flippy?”

Rob:  “No!”  *Chukles* “Robert!”

Rob, Jr.:  “So, why did Marian at school called me, Tippy.  It does sound like Flippy to me.”   *Cups face with his palms*

Rob:  “I mean… Well---” *Lost for words*

Rob, Jr.:  “She heard her mommy say that it’s the TIP that made me...”  *Shrugs*  “Made me what?  I do not know.” *Tucks arms*  “Well, whatever that means. Marian doesn’t even know what it means.  But she thinks it’s funny.”  *Sullen face*  “I don’t get it!”

Rob:  “Don’t worry about it, son.”

Rob, Jr.:  “Then, Uncle Tom calls me Trumpet!” *Raises voice*

Rob:  *Clears throat*  “That’s because you’re learning how to play the trumpet.  You’re going to be good at it.  Maybe you will be a famous trumpet player when you grow up.”

Rob, Jr.:  *Smiles*  “Oh, yeah, ha?  Uncle Tom said Mommy plays your trumpet perfectly well!”

Rob:  *Furrows brows*  “H-he said that?”

Rob, Jr.:  “Uh-ha!  Remember you bought mommy a trumpet last Christmas?”

Rob:  *Coughs*  “Oh, that’s right.” *Exhales*

Rob, Jr.:  “So, has mommy been playing your trumpet, Daddy?”

Rob:  *Looks away* “Mmhmm.”  *Nods *

Rob, Jr.:  “Cool!  I haven’t heard Mommy play for a while now…”  *Thinks*  “But, Uncle Tom said Mommy practices blowing your trumpet every night.”

Rob:  “Um, Son… It’s not my trumpet.  It’s mommy’s trumpet now.”

Rob, Jr.:  “But you bought it!”

Rob:  “And gave it to Mommy… As a present.  Remember?  It’s not mine anymore.  Just like when I bought your video games… They’re yours now, right?”

Rob, Jr.:  “Owww… But what if Mommy gives away your trumpet?”

Rob:  “Believe me, Son.  She won’t.  It’s her most precious possession!  She’ll go crazy without it.”  *Smirks smugly*

Rob, Jr.:  “I’ll tell Uncle Tom next time he visits.”

Rob:  “Don’t worry about it.  I’ll talk to him.”

Rob, Jr.:  “Wait, Daddy.  How come Uncle Marcus, when he was here last Sunday, he called me Brokie?”

Rob:  “Brokie?”

Rob, Jr.:  “Yes.  He said that when Mommy made that video of his song, I Am Broken, and you were also there… Well, he said that after doing the video, that night, the Stork dropped me at your hotel room’s door.  Then nine months later, I was born.”

Rob:  “Son…”  *Takes son in his arms*  “Your name is Robert, Jr..  It’s a very good name for a boy.  That’s the name that Mommy loves so much, that’s why she picked it when you were born.  It’s our name.  Even Grandma and Grandpa love that name.  A lot of people would love to have that name as theirs.”  *Tickles his son*

Rob, Jr.:  *Giggles*  “Daddy, can I call you Pianie?”

Rob:  “Pianie?”

Rob, Jr.:  “Yes. Pianie.  Coz you’re a good piano player.  I even saw you last night playing the piano with mommy.”

Rob:  *Gulps*  “You s-saw…”

Rob, Jr.:  “Yup!  Maybe you didn’t see mommy.  She was hiding under it… And your eyes were closed.”

Rob:  “Oh! Ah… I did f-find her…”

Rob, Jr.:  “You were humming loudly, too. That’s probably why you didn’t hear mommy.  I heard her slurping a drink… or something.”

Rob:  “I-uh…”

Rob, Jr.:  *Remembers something*  “Oh, and how come when you play the guitar Mommy sits on your lap?”

Rob:  *Yells*  “Kristen!  Baby, come here!”

Rob, Jr.:  *Giggles louder*


Friday, November 25, 2011

Twilight "Zone" - The Shipper & The Nonnie

What if a Nonnie and a Shipper have a 
decent conversation…  
Let’s find out…
(This is fiction.)

Shipper:  “OMG! Rob and Kristen are living together in London!”

Nonnie:  “Oh, you mean the house that the girl who played Bella is renting?”

Shipper:  “That’s their place!  That's their love nest in London!”

Nonnie:  “First of all, the house has two bedrooms, or more.  Rob is being a good friend… you know, thanking that girl for insisting to the lady director of Twilight that Rob was the perfect Edward… So, like, since he’s in London and she’s alone, he’s going to keep her company while she’s shooting that Cinderella movie.  They don’t sleep together, you know.”

Shipper:  “Are you blind?

Nonnie:  “If I am, then you are delusional.”

Shipper:  *Shakes head*  “And besides, it’s not Cinderella.  It’s Snow White.  And her name is KRISTEN!  Kristen Stewart…”  *grins*  “Soon to be Pattinson.

Nonnie:  *Rolls eyes*  “Please.  The girl sleeps downstairs and Rob upstairs.”

Shipper:  “Oh, you mean, like, he's on top?!”

Nonnie:  “Shut up!  They’re not together. It’s obvious!”

Shipper:  “What is obvious to you?  I mean, pretty much the picture paints a thousand words! They came home.  TOGETHER. Hand in hand.”

Nonnie:  “That's for the papz' benefit.  You know, promo for the movie; which, by the way, is currently in the movie theaters.  Truth is... He hates her!  I saw a picture of her clinging to him and he pushed her.

Shipper:  “Girl, he was trying to protect her!"

Nonnie:  "Nah.  I don't buy that.  Clearly, he was pushing her away; probably sick of her."

Shipper:  "Oh, he hates her so he spends time with her whenever he can?  That he'd rather live with her?  I don’t get your aversion to the truth?  The guy is obviously very much in love with her.  THEY ARE IN LOVE!”

Nonnie:  “He's taking care of her, and all that jazz.. yada, yada, yada...because her English boyfriend is a friend of Rob.”

Shipper:  “Who?  Tom?”

Nonnie:  “Nope.  Marcus.  She was in his music video.  He was singing to her.  This Marcus dude is probably broken coz his best mate made out with his girlfriend in the vampire movies.”

Shipper:  “Um.  In case you didn’t hear, Rob and Kristen were lovey-dovey at Marcus’ concert.”

Nonnie:  “Oh, I heard.  And Kristen yelled, “Marcus, don’t stop.””

Shipper:  “While Rob, HER HUBBY, was holding her close to him, FYI!  And besides, she meant his singing.  And why would Rob kiss her, embrace her, whisper to her… act very husbandy if he’s not Kristen’s man?”

Nonnie:  “They’re actors. And there’s one more Twilight movie coming out.  It’s PR!”

Shipper:  “Damn.  You and your PRs.”  *Raises eyebrow*  “You know… there are rumors that she could be carrying the golden child.”

Nonnie:  *Shrugs shoulders*  “Could be Taylor Lautner's.”

Shipper:  “You’re crazy.  I thought you said she’s Marcus’ girlfriend.”
Nonnie:  “I didn’t say that.”

Shipper:  “Yes you did!  Jeez, you’re infuriating.”

Nonnie:  “Not me.  You.  And besides, if something is baking in her oven, it’s Immaculate Conception.”

Shipper:  *Laughs*  “The second coming, you mean? Oh, she did come alright… Her hubby, RPattz, is a good thruster!  She came the first time... the second time... She owns him!”

Nonnie:  *Agitated*  “Take that back!  She doesn’t own RPattz!”

Shipper:  *Laughs*  “Oh, yes, she does!”

Nonnie:  “Get your fucking facts right, Shipper.”

Shipper:  “Oh, I do.”

Nonnie:  “You’re lying.  Sleeping Beauty is not going out with Rob Pattinson.  He’s single! He's free!”

Shipper:  “You’re right.”

Nonnie:  *Calms down*

Shipper:  “Sleeping Beauty isn’t going out with Rob.  Snow White is!”

Nonnie:  “Damn you to hell and back.”

Shipper:  “Listen… They live under one roof in London.  She arrived home holding hands with RPattz… They’re always together… They act very couply.  He acknowledges that he has a girlfriend who couldn’t make it to Berlin… She said that her boyfriend is English…”

Nonnie: “All lies!  It’s PR”

Shipper:  “I know!”

Nonnie:  “You agree with me?”

Shipper:  “Absoulutely!  PR… Pure Romance!  They are so sweet!  So in love.  So together... They're going to get married, have kids... grow old together... they're going to love each other faithfully FOREVER...ver...ver...ver”

Nonnie:  “Fuck you.”

Shipper:  *Guffaws!*


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Thursday, November 24, 2011

Kristen's Two Words!!!

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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Only Two Words Needed...

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Thursday, November 17, 2011



Wednesday, November 16, 2011

She is a VERY UNDERSTANDING wifey!!! That's our KS!!!

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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Our #Robsten Communicate Quite Well... Even in Public!!!

Hello.  I have not updated this blog for a long time (my apologies); and I'm not sure I still know how to do this.  LOL. But, I'm trying here... Some of you will hate me for this. But, many of you know me so well (my mind always in the gutter, lol--- or like I told my babygirl, @jojo_9030, we're all "respectable pervs!") and know that this is for fun and that I love our Robsten very much... So, enjoy!

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