Tuesday, March 29, 2011

No Need for Words, Rob...

(Happy Face... A wink... Plus Two Thumbs Up!)

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I am dying without my computer at home... (sad face)
I won't have computer/internet until Friday... (super sad face)

I miss tweeting with you...
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Friday, March 25, 2011

Leno knows how to fish.... And Rob bites the bait!... Sort of! LOL!

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I really do miss you...
My computer at home is
still not fixed... *sigh*

Tweet with you soon, sweeties!!!

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Questions That Rob SHOULD Have Been Asked... AND ANSWERED!!! (I WISH!-- LOL!)



Kristen:  "So, what did they ask you?"

Rob: "Um... stuff!" *Looks away*

Kristen:  "Like what?" *Hands on Hips*

Rob:  "Just remember that you love me with all your heart, baby." *Looks pleadingly at Kristen*

Kristen:  "Okay..." *Narrows brows*

Rob:  "And know that I love you very, very much, Kristen!" *Starts to dig...*

Jella:  *Turns to (Yogi) Bear* "Listen now, boy... This is the time when you have to leave the room and never come back for a while... I'll show you a good spot!"

(Yogi) Bear:  "Why?" *Panics*  "Are mommy and daddy going to hurt each other!"

Jella:  *Smirks*  "This is what Uncle Tom calls foreplay.  It's very intense.  First, mom and dad exchange words, like argue but not really argue... It just heightens their excitement level or something... Then they become physical... ripping each other's clothes... "

(Yogi) Bear: "But that's awful!  They're gonna hurt each other!"

Jella:  *Shakes head*  "That what I thought, too, at first.  But they love it!  I don't know why but they make this stimulating sound that makes them even more frisky... And then, when they're on the bed or on the floor... and sometimes against the wall... wherever, really... when dad starts to really pound on mommy..."

(Yogi) Bear:  "Oh no!  Daddy will hurt mommy!  Jella we have to do something!"

Jella:  "No!  Mommy loves it!  It's a British dance.  Daddy pumps, jerks, and twirls mommy while their bodies are totally attached... You should see when it's mom's turn to do her steps... She's a great dancer.  She makes daddy convulse in excitement!"

(Yogi) Bear:  "Oh! And that's foreplay?"

Jella:  "Well, the arguing is like the start... Then they do the twitching stuff four times in a row... That's why it's called four-play!  I think the twitching is what Uncle Tom calls orga--" *thinks hard*  "Well, it's, um.. orga-something."

(Yogi) Bear:  "Can we watch!"

Jella:  "Well if you want..."


Jella:  "Silly dog... That's just daddy feeding mommy.  Mommy will feed daddy, too... Just wait!"

(Yogi) Bear:  "I-I, um... I think we should leave... I think I'm too young for this."

Jella:  *Laughs*  "Okay... Let's go, boy!"

---The End---

LOL fiction...fiction...fiction...fiction LOL

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Friday, March 18, 2011





Brothers Know Best!!! (Ask Jella!!!)

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Sorry it took me forever to update.  Been so busy.
I'm posting another one tomorrow. 

Have a great weekend.

Sunday, March 6, 2011


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My inspiration for this poem:  Edward & Bella's undying love for each other
Style:  Free Flowing 
*But really, this is for Rob & Kristen*
I know this is quite cheesy but I hope I was able to capture
Edward & Bella's Eternity!
***Thank you, Sweeties!!!***

Saturday, March 5, 2011



Meanwhile, On Planet Earth…

ClonoCon, Earth’s leading Research Center has lost its credibility when its biggest cloning project, PattzClone, “malfunctioned.” 

“That’s debatable,” Dr. Bulsh Ette, the lead Scientist of the PattzClone project insisted when asked about the defected clone.  “I think he’s perfect!”  Added the renowned scientist.

Madam Dellu Shawnull, the 40-year old multi-billionaire; heiress of Shawnull Shipping Industries and Global Technologies, had invested over five billion dollars in this project in the hope that she would get to bring the clone home after it’s done.  However, despite the perfect image of the clone, her excitement died when the clone started to talk.  “The clone was a total failure,” she insisted. 

In Clonocon’s defense, the clone was perfect.  The reputable research center had shown photos of the clone and had invited a chosen few journalists to interview the clone.  These journalists agreed unanimously that the clone was, in fact, “A PERFECTION!”

For those who are not familiar with this project, Madam Dellu Shawnull sought ClonoCon to clone Robert Pattinson, the famous actor of Twilight; who is very much in a relationship with his co-star, Kristen Stewart.

The gossip mill speculated that madam Dellu Shawnull had fallen madly in love with the Twilight actor.  She had made advances to Pattinson at the after party of  the premiere of "Remember Me," in New York City in April of 2010.  Her advances, however, were shut off because Pattinson blatantly told her that “he is not interested and he is very much committed to his Kristen.”

The rejection was too much for Madam Dellu Shawnull to handle that she started to pull Pattinson’s hair; and screamed at him like a crazy bitch! (Yes, this newspaper can say “bitch!”).  When Madam Dellu Shawnull was escorted out of the hotel, she realized that a few strands of Pattinson’s famous bronze hair got caught between her fingers.  She, then, brought these “golden” strands of Pattinson’s hair to ClonoCon to do whatever they can to clone Pattinson with just his hair as "raw materials."  She further promised the company additional one billion dollars once the project is completed.   

During an interview with Madam Dellu Shawnull she said that although the image was a total success, the “inside” was a total baloney.  This is what she had to say:

Int:  for Interviewer
MDS: for Madam Dellu Shawnull

Int:  “So, how did you know or what was the first indication that made you realize Pattinson’s clone was flawed?”

MDS:  “The fucking  Pattinson clone said, “Into the Wild,” and I got so excited because I thought he wants me either wild or go into the wild.”

Int:  “What did he mean?”

MDS:  “Then he said, “I first fell in love with Kristen Stewart when I saw her on Into The Wild!”

Int:  “Awww!”

MDS:  “Shut up!”

Int:  “I’m sorry, Madam.  But isn’t that how it all began?”

MDS:  “With the bitch, yeah!  But not with me!  He’s supposed to woo me… To romance me!  I bought him for crying out loud!”

Int:  “But he’s a clone, after all?”

MDS:  “A fucking replica!  He fucking went berserk when he saw a magazine cover of him and Kristen!”

Int:  “But why?”

MDS:  “The Clone got jealous!  He got jealous of himself!  I mean, with the original Pattinson!  He could not take it!  He was so jealous… He was in tears that he had to be sedated!”

Int:  “So even the clone was totally in love with Stewart?”

MDS:  “Fucking, yeah!!!  Ugh!!!  He’d demanded Loquat Pie for dessert!  He demanded not to wash his clothes because Kristen wears them after he does.  He’s looking for his ring that’s supposed to symbolize the love that he and Stewart share!!!”  (*MDS started screaming vulgar language at this point*) “He’s a fucking idiot!  He was even looking for a cat named Jella!!!”

Int:  “So, what are your plans now?  Are you taking home the Clone?”

MDS:  “Hell, no!  He wouldn’t even move!  He wants to go to his girl.  He demanded to be with Stewart.”

Int:  “And of course that’s not possible because Stewart is with the real Pattinson.  This will disrupt their lives.  What are you going to do now?”

MDS:  “Well, because I started this mess.  I’ve decided to fund Project:  StewClone.”

Int:  “StewClone?”

MDS:  “Yes!  I’ve just signed a contract with ClonoCon; allowing them access to my billions so that they can complete the StewClone immediately!  That they have to drop whatever project they’re doing and give priority with StewClone.”

Int:  “When you say StewClone?”

MDS:  “I meant, cloning Kristen Stewart!”

Int:  “Clever idea!”

MDS:  “I’ve been stupid.  I know that now.  It had cost me millions of dollars to realize that you can’t disrupt true love!  You can’t buy happiness.  You can’t own what or who you don’t have!”

Int:  “So, even as a clone, Pattinson is in love with Stewart!”

MDS:  “What can I say?  Haters to the left?”

Int:  “That a good way to start!”

MDS:  “Fuck you!”

Int:  “No you can’t!  Even with your millions!”

We tried to interview Pattinson’s Clone but he was busy strumming his guitar, composing a song which he called, “Kristen, You Are My Life!” with lyrics like, "Why are you with the other me?  Why is me not me?  I want you, I need you... Kristen, You are My Life!"  (*Which he sang with so much emotions!  He was really distraught*)

Last we heard, ClonoCon has completed cloning Stewart and is now in the process of cloning TomStu! 

That’s how it is on Planet Earth.

Meanwhile, on Jupiter…

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