Reconnecting...

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Bear:   "Come on, Jella... Tell us!"

Bernie: "I gotta say, you're a fast typist!"

Jella: "Hush you, two.  I'm reading here."

Bear:   "So?  What did the "fortune teller" tweet about?"

Jella: *sighs*  "Said mom and dad are over and people need to move on... and dad is with that singer who sang Peacock... and doesn't like dad."

Bernie: *chokes*  "What?!? No one hates dad!"

Bear:  *rolls eyes*  "So, how did she get all that information?"

Jella: *serious face*  "She probably has a Magic 8 Ball."

Bernie: "Uncle CJ has one and it says Mom and Dad are getting engaged within 2 months; getting married within 8 months before the baby's born."

Bear:        "I don't get it.  How can daddy be with peacock girl when he's totally into mommy?

Jella: "They don't know that.  They chose to believe a version of dad who doesn't love mom."

Bernie: *guffaws*  "Right!"

Bear:   *contemplates*  "Wait...Do we call Uncle CJ uncle or auntie?"

Jella: *thinks seriously* "Well, that's a good question, Bear."

Bernie: *thinks deeply, too*  "Well if Uncle CJ is Auntie; so what should I call Alana?"

Jella: "Hello? We're supposed to be researching here!"

Bear:  "Sorry, Jella.  My bad.  So, what about the Krisbians and Robsessed?"

Bernie: *double fp*  "Even I know they don't want mom and dad to be together!"

Bear:  "I don't understand the hate."

Jella: "Oh, I do.  Completely."

Bernie: "And how about the so-called writers and bloggers?"

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Jella: "They have sources."

Bernie: "Bear, are you talking to them again?"

Bear:  *blushes*  "Well, I was trying to correct their errors so I barked and barked but they got it all wrong."

Jella: "I told you they'd rather write what people want to read so their story will sell."

Bear:  "Who do you think their sources are?"

Jella: "I heard daddy told mommy that they probably talk to their imaginary friends."  *ponders*  "Maybe we should write are own blog."

Bernie: *Laughs*  "You know damn well, Jella, that the ninnies and the crazies will do anything and everything to bring us down."  

Bear:  "I heard Uncle CJ said..."  *halts*  "Uncle or auntie?"

Bernie: "Yeah, Jella? Uncle or Auntie?  Because he is made like dad but acts like mom?"

Jella: "Just call him CJ, jeez!"

Bear: "Well, CJ wants to shoot them all with his neon water gun."

Jella: *shudders*  "Oh, I hate those. That's a great idea!  Go get mommy's credit card and let's order lotsa water gun!"

Bear: "I'm on it!!!"

Bernie: "I'll help!  I'll get dad's"

***five minutes later***

Jella: "Well?"

Bear:  "I didn't get it."

Bernie: *shakes head*  "Nah. I didn't get dad's either." 

Jella: "What? "Why the hell not?"

Bear:  "Daddy is busy with mom."

Jella: "Oh, they're talking.  Yeah.  They're doing that a lot lately.  Reconnecting's the word for it."

Bernie:      "I get that.  They're really connected, Jella."

Bear:         "And I don't know how they understand each other, though."

Jella: "What do you mean?"

Bear:         "Well, dad said, "Unggggg..." and mom responded, "Ahhhhhhh."

Bernie: "Then, dad disconnected; then reconnected."

Bear:         "And dad said, "Oooohhh...." and mom said, "Mmmmmm...."

Bernie:      "Is that Brittish talk?  Like another langauge?  Dad's British after all"

Bear: "Probably."

Jella: *closes laptop*  "Well, kids, our work here is done!"

Bernie: "No! How about our research."

Bear: "We're supposed to be helping!"

Jella: "Nah. Mom & Dad know what they're doing.  You'll see. This, too shall pass."

Bear: "But how about the false reports and the hate and the lies..."

Jella: "NO WORRIES, KIDDOS.  IT's ALL GOOD!!!"