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Christmas morning…
GrandmaPattz:
“Robby, are you not excited to open your presents from St. Nick?”
Rob, Jr.: “That’s alright, Gramma.
I know that Santa Clause didn’t bring the presents!”
GrandpaPattz:
“Of course they were brought by Santa while you were asleep last night!” *Encourages Rob,
Jr., to open his presents.*
Rob, Jr.: “St. Nick is too tiny to
carry all these presents, Grampa.”
GrandpaStew:
“Oh, but Santa has magic!”
Rob, Jr.: *Thinks* “But… But…
Mommy said, he’s tiny! And Daddy hinted
that Santa is a girl!”
GrandmaStew: “Rob?
Kristen? Why are you confusing Robby.”
Kristen: “What? We did no such thing, Mom.”
Rob: *Turns to his son*
“Son, when did we tell all these things about Santa or Saint Nick?”
Rob, Jr.: “Well, Daddy… You and mommy didn’t want me to hear so you
talked about it in hush voice; like whispering… But I heard it.”
Rob & Kristen: *Look questioningly at their son*
Tom:
*Smirks* “This is going to be fun!” *Claps hands*
Rob, Jr.: “Remember last night after we decorated the tree, you sent
me and T.J. (Thomas James, younger sibling, tee-hee) to sleep?”
Rob: “And you did. Mommy
and I tucked you into bed, read you a story about Santa…”
Rob, Jr.: “And fell asleep!”
Kristen: “Right!” *Suddenly
nervous*
Rob, Jr.: “I woke up coz I had a bad dream…”
Tom: “Ooooh… How the plot thickens…. Go on Robby,
tell us what happened next!”
Kristen: “That’s okay,
Tom. I’m going to talk to my son in the kitchen while I make him
his favorite hot cocoa.” *Takes Rob, Jr.’s hand*
Rob, Jr.: “Mommy…”
Rob: “Yes, baby?”
Rob, Jr.: “Why did you ask daddy to let “Little Saint Nick” come last night? So you could help him bring it the
presents? Coz he’s so little he can’t
carry the “load?” You did say, "Come, Little Saint Nick... Give me your load," right?”
Grandparents:
*Gasp*
Rob: “Honey, you’re going to take Robby in the kitchen, right?”
Rob, Jr.: “Oh, and daddy? Why
did you want Santa Baby to hold on
to Little Saint Nick? Aren’t they one and the same? So is Little Saint Nick a baby? A girl, maybe?”
Tom: *Guffaws*
Grandparents:
*Eye husband & wife questioningly*
Kristen: *Clears throat* “Oh, uh… I will tell you in the kitchen…
Daddy and I will…” *Turns
to Rob* “Honey? Are you
coming?”
Rob:
*Wiggles eyebrows* “Oh, I did, baby!”
Kristen:
“Shhhh!!!”
Rob, Jr.: *Stands up and walks with parents*
“Was that why you were gasping last night, mommy? Ha, daddy?
Because you helped Little Saint Nick carry the
presents? Or should I say Santa
Baby?... Oh, and is Little Saint Nick really that tiny,
mommy, that you needed to bend down
to look at him and speak to him?" *continues to mumble as he walks with
his parents to the kitchen* “…Well, when I knew Santa was here, I ran back
in my bedroom coz I want him to know I’m a good boy… So, did Little
Saint
Nick come last night, mommy? Did
you carry him in your hand… coz he’s tiny… Did he forget to bring his magic?”
Rob: “Believe me, Son.
Little Saint Nick is not so tiny and he always brings his magic with him. ALL THE TIME! Ask mommy!”
Rob, Jr.: “Yey!”
Rob: *Whispers to husband* “Shut up!
You’re not helping!*
---Tee-hee---
