RobSten Preparing for Christmas
Rob: *Trying to take a peek at Kristen:’s list*
Kristen: “Baby, don’t cheat!”
Rob: *Grins* “I have an idea. The best ever, babe!”
Kristen:: *Eyes Rob knowingly* “No!”
Rob: “What? Really, Kristen… It’s not going to cost us any money… At all!”
Kristen:: *Sighs* “Okay… Fine, let’s hear it!”
Rob: *Pulls Kristen on his lap* “For our present for each other… it has to be made by us… not store-bought!”
Kristen: *Squints eyes* “But I thought you want a…”
Rob: “I know but this is better, baby!”
Kristen: “You mean, like you composing me a song or me knitting you a beanie or cooking your favorite dish… baking your favorite pie… But we do that a lot, Rob! You've written songs about me and for me... And I always make your favorite dishes and desserts..." ***(Secretly smiles as she added: I'm your favorite dessert!)*** "I thought we’re going to make this Christmas extra, extra special!”
Rob: “And it’s gonna be more, babe! I promise!”
Kristen: “So… what are we going to make?”
Rob: “Well…” *Starts to get giddy!* “One: We don’t need ingredients, supplies…”
Kristen: “Go on…”
Rob: “Two: It will totally be ours… Something that no one can take from us… No one can duplicate…”
Kristen: “So how are we going to make it? Do we have to, like, contact someone… search for something…”
Rob: “Absolutely not! WE ARE DOING IT OURSELVES! TOGETHER!”
Kristen: “Will I like it?”
Rob: “No, baby… You won’t like it! YOU WILL LOVE IT FOREVER AND EVER… MORE THAN ANYTHING!”
Kristen: *Starts to get suspicious* “And how are we going to make it?”
Rob: “WITH LOTSA LOTSA LOVE!!!”
Kristen:: *Starts to get it!* “And will you work for it?”
Rob: “Like my life depends on it!”
Kristen: “Will I see it grow?”
Rob: “Enjoyably so!” *Wiggles eyebrows*
Kristen: “Will it be…. INSIDE ME?”
Rob: *Beams* “YES, BABE!.... FOR NINE MONTHS!!!”
Kristen: *Stunned* “W-What?!?”
Rob: *Kisses Kristen:* “Yup! That’s right, babe. WE ARE GOING TO MAKE A BABY!... YOU KNOW… AS OUR PRESENT FOR EACH OTHER…”
Kristen: “Well… Um…”
Rob: “We can start now…. No more trip to the pharmacy… No more fucking elastic wrapper… And no more shooting in the air!”
Kristen: “You’re serious?”
Rob: “I KNOW YOU’LL LOVE MY IDEA!”
Kristen: “Ha?”
Rob: “Girl… Boy… It doesn’t matter, Baby… She or he is going to be perfect!”
Kristen:: “And HE or She will make us happier, closer, more inspired... Plus, your family and mine will love and adore him or her... ”
Rob: “I can't wait to be a daddy! Let’s start wrapping our present, baby! ”
Kristen:: “NO! NO wrapper… Remember?”
Rob: “Like I said… You’ll love my idea…. Damn, I’m good!”
Kristen: “But you can’t do it without me!”
Rob: *Laughs* “Well….”
Kristen: “Don’t you fucking think about it or I’m going to….”
Rob: “You know I’m only kidding, Babe… Jeez!”
Kristen:: “So shall we start working on our present?”
Rob: “HELL, YEAH!”
(Thank you to may good friend, Anna (@patronuska) for her manips!... Luv yah, girl!)
so cute !!!!!
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