Robert Pattinson’s Christmas List:
6. Gold Coins for Lila
7. One way ticket to
for Maya Osbourne (so that that Finn guy won’t have a chance to ever, ever get close to her!) L.A.
8. Five-Day Program at Space Camp for Lisa
9. A corn field and a baby strap for Jessica “Jess” Solomon
10. A pack of Camel Cigarettes for Lucy Hardwicke
11. A Night of Love for Georgia Kaminski (Since she’s wanting to experience love before it's too late).
12. A brand new mobile home for Tracy Tatro
13. A brand new car and "Whatever makes her happy" for Robin
14. A car “JUMPER” for Sophie
15. Dance Lessons and a new tie for Zoe
16. A 2-day pass at
Disneyland for Emily Lewin
17. Six pairs of ballet shoes for Martine
18. A brand new Fender Artist Series Marle Haggard Signature Telecaster for that beautiful, amazing woman who played Joan Jett in the Runaways!
19. A dance pole and fucking new, two dozens sets of sexy lingerie for the fucking sexy Mallory (Oh, Mallory... Look what you do to me... Look down, my dear!!!)
20. $500 "Adults-R-Us" Gift Certificate for Marylou (Damn you, Dean!!! That girl is MINE!!!)....
21. A Love that lasts beyond forever for Bella Swan (Whatever you say, Edward Cullen! I'm not being greedy, but... Bella Swan is MINE!)
NOW ROBERT WONDERS…
NOW ROB CAN HAVE THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!!
(The individuals in Rob’s list are the movie characters played by his
beautiful girlfriend, Kristen Stewart!!!