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Bear: "Are you also excited to hear the winner of best kiss, Jella?"
Jella: "Nah!"
Bear: "What? Why not?
Jella: "I've seen mommy and daddy kiss sooooo many times.” *crunches nose* “Smack. Soft kiss. Hard Kiss. Wet kiss. Hungry kiss. Quiet kiss. Noisy kiss. Kiss with tongue. Kiss and biting. Kiss like sucking. Kiss like singing…Kiss on the mouth, kiss on the face, kiss on the forehead, kiss on the neck, kiss all over the body, legs, thighs, toes, fingers, arms, back, hips,...um...kiss on the...um... pachachu and puchaha... Whatever…You name it, I've seen it. I've seen them all!!!"
Bear: "Oh. So what are you most excited to see?"
Jella: "Dude, what else but the trailer of Breaking Dawn 1!!! Oh. My. God!!! I can't wait!!!!!"
Bear: "Really?"
Jella: "Hell yeah! After 3 installments of Twilight movies, and mommy & daddy as Bella and Edward... Of course I couldn't help but be a fan! I love the fandom! I love everything Twilight!" *crunches nose*
Bear: "So you're an active twi-fan?"
Jella: "Better believe it! I even have twitter and I've joined twilight and Robsten forums. I have, like, thousands of followers on twitter. I even star in some blogs, you know. I'm famous! I think I'm more famous than Garfield."
Bear: "Have you ever trended? I have!" *smug*
Jella: *scowls* "Oh, shut up!"
Bear: "You've heard about those Nonstens that daddy hate so much?"
Jella: "How do you know about them? Do you have twitter? Are you following me?"
Bear: "No! But dad has this huge needle and when he's on twitter lurking and he reads the tweets of these nonnies, he pokes them with this needle and curse at them at the same time."
Jella: "Dad has twitter?"
Bear: "Jella, for a smart cat, you're dumb!"
Jella: "Oh, shut up! Anyway, what are you excited to see at the MTVMA?"
Bear: "Best Kiss of course!"
Jella: "You've never seen mommy and daddy kiss?"
Bear: *Rolls eyes* "Jella, I was with them in Baton Rouge. With them in New York. With them in Toronto... I was there when Mommy celebrated her 21 birthday and when daddy turned 25. Like you, I've seen 'em all! I was even there when..." *halts*
Jella: "When what?"
Bear: *Grins* "You'll soon find out...."
Jella: "Fine. Don't tell me. I'll tweet some cryptic message and maybe someone gets it; then she'll tell me what's up with mom and dad."
Bear: "You're not twitting about mom and dad, are you?"
Jella: "In case you've noticed... I WAS NOT IN BATON ROUGE! I WAS NOT IN NEW YORK! I WAS NOT IN TORONTO!!! SO HOW IN THE HELL WOULD I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MY PARENTS!"
Bear: *Quiet*
Jella: "I have my sources. So, stop feeling sorry for me."
Bear: "Um… Robsten love you?”
Jella: *Smiles* “You know about that, too, ha?”
Bear: *Smiles* “Fine. I have twitter. I’m following you.”
Jella: “What’s your twitter name?”
Bear: *Whispers to Jella*
Jella: *Eyes bulging* “OH MY EFFING GAWD! YOU ARE MY SOURCE!!!”
Bear: *Gasps* “Oh no!!! Please don’t tell mommy and daddy!”
Jella: *Hugs Bear* “You have my word, boy! It’s our secret… But you gotta tell me about this thing…”
Bear: *Tells Jella a “story.”*
Jella: “HOLY MOTHER OF…”
Bear: “Mm-hm…”
Jella: “Wow!”
Bear: “Such a happy thingee---” *Hugs Jells* “So… are you going with mommy and daddy to the show?”
Jella: “Nah! Too many people. Loud screams. Can’t take it!”
Bear: “Will you watch MMA with me?”
Jella: “Hell, yeah! Let’s vote for Eclipse for Best Movie. Voting is still open.”
Bear: “I’m ahead of you. Daddy gave me this gadget to press…”
Jella: “Oh, he gave you one, too!”
Bear: “That’s one of the reasons why I’m excited to see Mom and Dad win Best Kiss! I’ve invested too much time and effort to vote and I’ll freakin’ bark on MTV if Mom and Dad don’t win!”
Jella: “Oh, they’ll win. My twitter buddies voted like crazy for them, too! Well, I did!”
Bear: *Looks around* “So… where are our parents?”
Jella: *Rolls eyes* “Really? You have to ask? You don’t have ears? You can’t hear THAT?”
Bear: *Sighs* “They’re at it again, I see.”
Jella: “You know… for a fast dog, Bear… YOU ARE SLOW!”
---The End---
SEX EYES AND WAITING LIPS... ANTICIPATION...
BEST KISS EVER!!!
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