Wednesday, July 20, 2011

IT’S WHAT HUMANS CALL TRUE LOVE

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This is fiction. LOL…


BROTHERS JELLA & BEAR THEORIZE YOGA & HORSE BACK RIDING


Jella:  “So what have you learned, dude?”

Bear:  *Thinks*  “That daddy can howl?”

Jella:  “You mean, sing.”

Bear:  “No, howl.  Like… Unnnghhhh”  *Howls long & loud*

Jella:  *Guffaws*  “You’re one confused dog, dude.”

Bear:  *Glares*  “No, I’m not.  And I’m telling the truth.”

Jella:  “So, this howling father that we have… how often does he do it?”

Bear:  “Depends.”

Jella:  “On what?”

Bear:  “On Mom of course.”

Jella:  “Why is that?”

Bear:  “Coz it’s only when Dad talks to Mom on the phone or on the computer that dad howls.”

Jella:  “Okay.  Let me get this straight.  Dad’s howling depends on mom… But he doesn’t howl when mom is actually with him?”

Bear:  “I didn’t say that.”

Jella:  *Shakes head*

Bear:  “That’s when they howl together and speak tongues!”

Jella:  “So this means that mom howls, too.”

Bear:  “Well, you tell me. You were with mom these past couple of weeks.”

Jella:  “It’s more like a weeping sound that she makes.”

Bear:  “Yeah, dad wants mom to weep!  He said it in Eclipse commentary, remember?”

Jella:  “So why haven’t we heard them howl yet?”

Bear:  “Hhmm… Maybe because their screams are much louder than their howls.”

Jella:  “Why do you think they’re screaming? That was annoying by the way.  Jeez!  As soon as daddy laid his stuff on the floor, he grabbed mommy and the screaming fest began…”

Bear:  “Do you think it’s what they call yoga?”

Jella:  “Oh, but I thought yoga is more like zen-harmony-thingee.”

Bear:  “It’s yoga then.  Coz after the screaming fest, they look happy and serene… so peaceful.”

Jella:  “But then they do it again… and again…”

Bear:  “Maybe yoga is also good for the vocal cords.”

Jella:  “Now that’s a good analogy, Bear.  Dad loves to sing.”

Bear:  “I think mom loves to sing more.”

Jella:  “Why do you say that?”

Bear:  “Because when mommy’s on all fours, you know… Inspecting daddy’s hips, tickles him with her tongue coz her hands support her weight, you know… Well, she hums.  Humming is considered singing, right?”

Jella:  “Good point, dude.  But then, when mommy hums, daddy howls.”

Bear:  *Smiles proudly*  “SO THAT’S YOGA!”

Jella:  “This yoga thingee is confusing the hell out of me.”

Bear:  “Oh, let us not talk about horse back riding!”

Jella:  “Now that boggles my mind completely! It’s more Mommy-Riding-Daddy!!!”

Bear:  “So, do you think Yoga and howling are one and the same?”

Jella:  “Like, yeah!!!”

Bear:  *Crunches nose*  “I think Mom and Dad are doing yoga again.”

Jella:  *Listens… Thud. Crash. Squeak. Growl….*  “That’s growling!”

Bear:  “So mommy’s on top!”

Jella:  “Ugh! Mommy is riding daddy again.  I bet daddy insisted!”

Bear:  “Yeah!  Mommy gives him whatever he wants.”

Jella:  “Why do you think that is?”

Bear:  “Because mommy gets her way during their yoga sessions?”

Jella:  “Could be.”

Bear:  “Well, did you hear that mommy may take karate or some fighting lessons?”

Jella:  “OH.MY.GOD!!! THEN SHE WILL PRACTICE WITH DADDY!!!”

Bear:  “WE’RE INSURED RIGHT?”

Jella:  “Let’s have faith in our parents.”

Bear:  “And this is love?”

Jella:  “YUP, BEAR.  IT’S WHAT HUMANS CALL TRUE LOVE!”

Bear:  *Sighs*

   

5 comments:

  1. I want to do yoga tooo *giggles*
    Oh god this is hilarious, seriously!!!
    Amazing!!

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  2. Amazing lol yoga is so fun with robsten hahaha

    Farah....

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  3. Of course it's yoga...Robstne style~~~

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  4. Ahahah Loved it!! Kristen said to MTV (i think) in CC 11' that she was doing a lot of horse riding but i guess she's better doing it cuz she also ride her little hobo! [such a perv mind] ^.^
    Kisses xo

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  5. When are you posting the next one?! (:
    Sorry if i'm bugging you :| I'm really excited to read your new convos LOL
    Kisses

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