Jella: “And that’s why I’ll be seeing you sooner than you think.”
Bear: “All because of Prince Charming?” *Shakes head* “Jella, I don’t get it.”
Jella: “Dude, you’ve lived with Mom & Dad for, like, forever… And you still don’t get them?”
Bear: *Thinks* “They’re, um, very protective of each other.”
Jella: *Sniggers* “Yup. They give a new meaning to that word. I guess when our parents say, “I’m just protective of you,” what they really mean is, “I’m jealous and that’s it that!””
Bear: “Mommy gives daddy that sideway look; brows jerking a little downward… Doesn't have to say a thing… And then daddy gives mommy whatever she wants.”
Jella: “Or, when daddy starts talking in that thick Brit accent of his, slightly high-pitch…”
Bear & Jella: *Guffaw*
Bear: “But then when something pissed off dad, mommy simply sits on his lap, wraps her arms around daddy’s neck…”
Jella: “Then in her sweet voice, she whispers, “Aww, baby, don’t get mad…””
Bear: “…Followed by soft kisses on daddy’s eyes… nose…”
Jella: “…And before mommy’s lips get to daddy’s lips…”
Bear: “…Daddy’s no longer upset!”
Bear & Jella: “Hahahahahahahahahaha! Whipped! Hahahahahahahahahaha!”
Jella: “Yeah, but when dad’s really mad…”
Bear: “What?” *Worries*
Jella: *Grins* “That’s when mommy gets to wear those lacey thingees that make daddy giddy in excitement… and stuff that…”
Bear: “Oh, you mean with cuffs?”
Jella: *Confused* “What cuffs?”
Bear: “You know… like the ones that police people---”
Jella: “I know what cuffs are!”
Bear: “Yeah… those and…”
Jella: “… Nurse Baby… Maid Baby… School Girl Baby… Biker Baby…”
Bear: “You mean when they practice for their roles?”
Jella: “You’re kidding me, right?”
Bear: “Why else would mommy wear those clothes that don’t even fit?”
Jella: “Bear… THOSE ARE MOMMY’S HAPPY CLOTHES!!! THEY MAKE DADDY HAPPY!!! Jeez!!!”
Bear: “Well, tell me this then… If those clothes make daddy happy, how come he gets them off of mommy so quickly… even ripping them off of her?”
Jella: “BECAUSE, BEAR… AS I NOTICED… DADDY IS MUCH, MUCH HAPPIER WHEN MOMMY DOESN’T WEAR ANYTHING AT ALL!!!”
Bear: “Ohhhhhhhhh…. Now I get it……”
Jella: “Get what?”
Bear: “Why mommy and daddy are so religious.”
Jella: “You’re trippin’ man. Religious?!?”
Bear: “Hmmhmm…”
Jella: “Why did you say that?”
Bear: “Because, my dear brother… Mommy and Daddy follow Adam and Eve example… And… THEY CALL GOD A LOT WHEN THEY’RE NAKED!!!”
Jella: *Stunned* “You are dog genius, Bear. You’re right. They do call God a lot when they’re not wearing anything… We are so lucky to have such faithful parents, Bear.”
Bear: “Do you think our parents are Catholics?”
Jella: *Shakes head* “Nah! I don’t see them wearing purity ring.”
Bear: “Muslim?”
Jella: “If daddy wants to die, yes.” *Narrows eyes* “Bear, do you think mommy will let daddy live if he marries more than her?”
Bear: “What then?”
Jella: “I don’t know… But they do worship each other!”
Bear: “You’re right… Mommy does kneel to worship daddy a lot!”
Jella: “And daddy bows down to worship mommy….”
Bear: “Then they both call on God.”
Jella: “Yep. Once they’re on their worshipping position, they say, “OH, GOD!!!””
Bear: “Or, “GOD, YESSSSS!!!””
Jella: “Such devoted people…”
Bear: “Our parents are, Jella…”
--- The End---
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