WORSHIPERS, THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE, OUR ROB AND KRISTEN!

Jella:  “And that’s why I’ll be seeing you sooner than you think.”

Bear:  “All because of Prince Charming?”  *Shakes head*  “Jella, I don’t get it.”

Jella:  “Dude, you’ve lived with Mom & Dad for, like, forever… And you still don’t get them?”

Bear:  *Thinks* “They’re, um, very protective of each other.”

Jella:  *Sniggers*  “Yup.  They give a new meaning to that word.  I guess when our parents say, “I’m just protective of you,” what they really mean is, “I’m jealous and that’s it that!””

Bear:  “Mommy gives daddy that sideway look; brows jerking a little downward… Doesn't have to say a thing… And then daddy gives mommy whatever she wants.”

Jella:  “Or, when daddy starts talking in that thick Brit accent of his, slightly high-pitch…”

Bear & Jella:  *Guffaw*

Bear:  “But then when something pissed off dad, mommy simply sits on his lap, wraps her arms around daddy’s neck…”

Jella:  “Then in her sweet voice, she whispers, “Aww, baby, don’t get mad…””

Bear:  “…Followed by soft kisses on daddy’s eyes… nose…”

Jella:  “…And before mommy’s lips get to daddy’s lips…”

Bear:  “…Daddy’s no longer upset!”

Bear & Jella:  “Hahahahahahahahahaha!  Whipped!  Hahahahahahahahahaha!”

Jella:  “Yeah, but when dad’s really mad…”

Bear:  “What?”  *Worries*

Jella:  *Grins*  “That’s when mommy gets to wear those lacey thingees that make daddy giddy in excitement… and stuff that…”

Bear:  “Oh, you mean with cuffs?”

Jella:  *Confused*  “What cuffs?”

Bear:  “You know… like the ones that police people---”

Jella:  “I know what cuffs are!”

Bear:  “Yeah… those and…”

Jella:  “… Nurse Baby… Maid Baby… School Girl Baby… Biker Baby…”

Bear:  “You mean when they practice for their roles?”

Jella:  “You’re kidding me, right?”

Bear:  “Why else would mommy wear those clothes that don’t even fit?”

Jella:  “Bear… THOSE ARE MOMMY’S HAPPY CLOTHES!!! THEY MAKE DADDY HAPPY!!! Jeez!!!”

Bear:  “Well, tell me this then… If those clothes make daddy happy, how come he gets them off of mommy so quickly… even ripping them off of her?”

Jella:  “BECAUSE, BEAR… AS I NOTICED… DADDY IS MUCH, MUCH HAPPIER WHEN MOMMY DOESN’T WEAR ANYTHING AT ALL!!!”

Bear:  “Ohhhhhhhhh…. Now I get it……”

Jella:  “Get what?”

Bear:  “Why mommy and daddy are so religious.”

Jella:  “You’re trippin’ man.  Religious?!?”

Bear:  “Hmmhmm…”

Jella:  “Why did you say that?”

Bear:  “Because, my dear brother… Mommy and Daddy follow Adam and Eve example… And… THEY CALL GOD A LOT WHEN THEY’RE NAKED!!!”

Jella:  *Stunned*  “You are dog genius, Bear.  You’re right.  They do call God a lot when they’re not wearing anything… We are so lucky to have such faithful parents, Bear.”

Bear:  “Do you think our parents are Catholics?”

Jella:  *Shakes head*  “Nah! I don’t see them wearing purity ring.”

Bear:  “Muslim?”

Jella:  “If daddy wants to die, yes.”  *Narrows eyes*  “Bear, do you think mommy will let daddy live if he marries more than her?”

Bear:  “What then?”

Jella:  “I don’t know… But they do worship each other!”

Bear:  “You’re right… Mommy does kneel to worship daddy a lot!”

Jella:  “And daddy bows down to worship mommy….”

Bear:  “Then they both call on God.”

Jella:  “Yep.  Once they’re on their worshipping position, they say, “OH, GOD!!!””

Bear:  “Or, “GOD, YESSSSS!!!””

Jella:  “Such devoted people…”

Bear:  “Our parents are, Jella…”

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