Already... Trouble in
When: After shooting the bed scene…
Where: In their trailer.
Witnesses: Friends, Tom Sturridge and Taylor Lautner.
K: *Sniffs* “I felt it… y-you were very intense!*
R: *Scowls* “Yeah? How about you? You were staring at him so passionately!”
K: *Raises voice* “That’s because your hands were fucking all over her!”
R: *Raises voice, too* “W-what?!? You gotta be kidding me, Kristen! You were totally into him, damn it!”
K: *Now in tears* “You… You k-kissed her… the way you kiss me!!!”
R: *Breathes hard* “And you returned his kiss just as fervently, Babe!
K: *Sobbing* “You... You... said... sweet words to her meant only for me!!!" *Now very upset*
R: *Frustrated* "Oh, come on! Don't be unfair! And you didn't?"
K: *Looks away* "Do you… Do you have feelings for her?”
R: *Wipes her tears* “Do you have feelings for him?”
K: *Shakes head* “I love you, Rob. It’s just that—that… When I look at him… I-I don’t see him… I SEE YOU!”
R: *Takes her in his arms* “Same for me, Kristen. There’s no one else for me but you…”
K: *Kisses his lips* “So, do we agree that we’re not cheating!”
R: *Nods* “I never did and I’ll never will, Babe.”
K: *Hugs him tighter* “Same here, Babe.”
R: *Stares at her lovingly* “Here’s what we’re going to do… When you look at him… when you touch him… when you kiss him… when you’re intimate with him…”
K: *Smiles* “It’s not him…. IT IS YOU!”
R: *Smiles* “And when I do those things to her… Know that I’m not doing it to her…. BUT TO YOU, Baby!”
K: *Whispers something into Rob’s ears*
R: *Takes Kristen into his arms and kisses her fervently* “I fucking love you so damn much!” *Yanks her into their little bedroom and carelessly slams the door*
*GIGGLES, MOANS, GRUNTS, AND GROANS
COULD BE HEARD ONCE DOOR WAS SHUT!*
Tom: “They totally forgot we were here.”
Tom: “To say the least!” *Guffaws*
Tom: *Grins & shakes head* “YUP!”
Tom: *Looks at
incredulously* “You don’t know?” Taylor
Tom: "Rob and Kristen will be cheating on each other until this movie wraps up!”
Tom: “FUCK!!! HELL, NO!!! If it’s someone other than them... Rob will turn into an axe murderer!!! And Kristen? Well, she will be the next Loren Bobbit!”
Tom: *Sighs* “
…. TAYLOR..." *More Dramatic Sigh - Shakes head*....YES!... ROBERT IS CHEATING ON KRISTEN… AND YES!...KRISTEN IS CHEATING ON ROBERT… THEY’RE CHEATING ON EACH OTHER WITH EDWARD AND BELLA!” TAYLOR
Tom: “I know, right?... They’ve been on it since Twilight. Rob was jealous with Edward because Edward could touch and kiss Kristen, and could say I LOVE YOU to her… you know… She belongs to Edward!” *Leans onto
* “No offense, but Jacob was just an added character to spice up Bella’s and Edward’s love story!” Taylor
Tom: “Yup! You got that right!... Un-fucking-believable!!!... When they hooked-up… fell super to the max in love with each other… they’ve become so territorial and even more protective of each other…” *Furrows brows* … “Sometimes I think they just want to fight so they could make up!”
Tom: “Oh, yeah… It was real alright!”
Tom: “… Or are they?”
Tom: “There’s a bar on the corner! Let’s go!”
Tom: “You’ll get used to it… You have months to go…”
Tom: “Come on, mate, let's get you drunk, my friend!”
(Whimpers from the bedroom:)
Baby, right there! Oh, God...Yes!
Baby, I love you... Ung...Ahh...