KStew Has the Best Legal Team... Ever!!!

Kristen Stewart and Universal’s

Snow White and The Huntsman

Negotiation Meeting

Universal:  “Ms. Stewart, thank you for coming.  Shall we begin?”

KStew:  “If we can wait for a minute or two, please.”

Universal:  “Certainly.  We’re waiting for your legal team?”

KStew:  “Um… Yeah.  You can say that.” *Clears throat*  “Yes.  My legal team.”

Universal:  “Wonderful.”

Two minutes later…

RPattz:  *Enters the room.  Sits next to KStew*

****Cricket**** Cricket**** Cricket**** Cricket****

Another minute later…

Universal: *Glances at the wallclock*

****Cricket**** Cricket**** Cricket**** Cricket****

Two more minutes…

Universal:  “Ah, Ms. Stewart, is you legal team arriving soon?”

KStew:  “Oh, I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to be rude.”  *Glances at RPattz*  “You know, Robert Pattinson…”

Universal:  “Of course!  Nice to meet you in person, Mr. Pattinson.”

RPattz:  “The pleasure is mine.  Thank you.  Shall we begin?”

Universal:  *Confused*  “By all means!  But should we wait for Ms. Stewart’s legal team first?”

RPattz:  *Shows his famous crooked smile*  “No need.  I’m here!”

KStew:  *Glows*

Universal: *Thinks:  Oh, we got her!  She’s our Snow White.  We could even get her man to play the prince for a fraction of the price!!!*

RPattz:  “Now… If you could address some of my… uh… client’s concerns, please….”  *Pauses, then sips water from the bottle he and KStew share*

Universal:  *Eyeing RPattz… Questioningly*  “Yes?”

Rpattz:  “Don’t you think seven dwarfs are too many?”

*** Tee-Hee***

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MANY THANKS, MY SWEETS!!!