Rob, Jr.: *Sulking*
Kristen: “Hey, sweetie. What’s the matter?”
Rob, Jr.: *Narrows eyes*
Kristen: “Tell mommy what’s wrong.” *Sits beside her son*
Rob, Jr.: “Mommy, I want to be a Prince for the Halloween.”
Kristen: “Well, that’s fine; if that’s what you want.”
Rob, Jr.: “I do! But daddy said I can’t.”
Rob: “Son, there’s nothing wrong with what you already have.”
Kristen: *Suppresses giggle*
Rob, Jr.: “Well, if I can’t be a prince, can I be Superman then!”
Rob: *Clears throat* “But then there’ll be so many of you at school wearing the same costume. You have to be original.”
Rob, Jr.: *Glares* “Dad. There’s nothing original about the costume you chose for me. I’ve been wearing that every Halloween since Pre-School! I’m on first grade now, Dad!”
Kristen: *Smiles* “So pick something else. There are so many superheroes to choose from.”
Rob: “Just not Superman or a Prince. Okay!”
Rob, Jr.: *Whines*
Rob: “Or stick with what you already have!”
Rob, Jr.: *Stares at Rob seriously* “Daddy. Again. I can’t be Edward Cullen every year! The pea coat barely fits me now. Okay? AND IT’S BORING!”
Kristen: *Now laughing hysterically*
Rob: “Then, we’ll sprinkle you with glitters so you’ll sparkle in the sun. Ha? Ha? You'll have the best costume in your entire school!”
Rob, Jr.: *Turns to Kristen* “Mommy, talk to your husband!” *Walks out*
Rob: “A little help would have been nice”
Kristen: "Aww, baby... You still hold grudges against Prince and Superman?"
Rob: "Do you want to see my list? Tron's number 3!" *Tickles Kristen*
*Nine Months Later, another Robsten baby's born!*
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