Saturday, August 21, 2010

Payback is a Bitch!


Rob: "Glad you called, Tom. How ya doin'?"

Tom: Umm... Rob? is Kristen there?"


Rob:*Furrows brows* "Of course. Why?"


Tom: "I want to talk to her."


Rob: *Grips his phone tightly* "WHY?"


Tom: *Serious Tone* "I MISS HER!"


Rob: *Stern voice* "WHAT THE FUCK, TOM?"


Tom: *Quiet*


Rob: *ANGRY TONE* "You asshole!"


Tom: *Guffawes* You deserve that for what you, two, put me through. Did you see the photos? Fuck, Rob! I looked like a perv enjoying the scene before me... You, sucking the life out of each other in fucking public! Private life, my ass!


Kristen: "Babe, who's that?"


Rob: *Grins* "It's just the perv who took front seat during our very public display of affection!"


Kristen: *Yells* "Hi, Peeping Tom!"


Tom: "Fuck you, two!"


Rob: "That we did, my friend. That we did!... Hello? Tom? You there?"

1 comment:

  1. LMAO it was perfect! I think poor Tom is tired of so much PDA he is seeing lately, you know he does see it.Poor Tom!

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