Saturday, August 21, 2010
Payback is a Bitch!
Rob: "Glad you called, Tom. How ya doin'?"
Tom: Umm... Rob? is Kristen there?"
Rob:*Furrows brows* "Of course. Why?"
Tom: "I want to talk to her."
Rob: *Grips his phone tightly* "WHY?"
Tom: *Serious Tone* "I MISS HER!"
Rob: *Stern voice* "WHAT THE FUCK, TOM?"
Rob: *ANGRY TONE* "You asshole!"
Tom: *Guffawes* You deserve that for what you, two, put me through. Did you see the photos? Fuck, Rob! I looked like a perv enjoying the scene before me... You, sucking the life out of each other in fucking public! Private life, my ass!
Kristen: "Babe, who's that?"
Rob: *Grins* "It's just the perv who took front seat during our very public display of affection!"
Kristen: *Yells* "Hi, Peeping Tom!"
Tom: "Fuck you, two!"
Rob: "That we did, my friend. That we did!... Hello? Tom? You there?"