Saturday, August 21, 2010
Rob's Good Friend, Tom!
Rob: *Big Smile* "She does, doesn't she? Oh, you should see her when she turns into this jealous-bitch! *Eyes twinkle* Man! She fucking makes sure I only belong to her... Fucking hot!"
Tom: *Rolls eyes then mumbles...* "Whipped!" *Clears throat* Well, I just want to know how you've gotten her to agree that you do Bel Ami. I know you consult each other on choosing roles but you're a man-whore in that movie."
Rob: "We do have a process..."
Tom: *Thinks to himself* Ah-Oh, I shouldn't have asked... Here we go! "Go on... Enlighten me."
Rob: "She makes sure all intimate scenes are done in 1 take or as little as possible!"
Rob: "We act out the delicate scenes together! Practice, ya know...plenty of it... Kissing, making out...sex! Then we add our own twist and it's hella awesome! I mean, dude... BEST SEX EVER!"
Tom: "But wouldn't that make you more aroused when the actual scene in being shot coz you're reminded of her?"
Kristen: "ROBERT THOMAS PATTINSON!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tom: "Fuck! I'm out of here!" *Laughs* "You're totally dead, CLAUDIA! Don't worry, I'll take care of your vintage guitars!"