Saturday, August 21, 2010
THE HAMMER AND THE WINDOWS
Kristen: "Ah, baby, what are you doing?"
Robert: "Getting rid of this cockblocing windows, sweetie."
Kristen: *Groans* "Really, Rob? Plywood? You're fucking covering the floor to ceilling windows with plywood?"
Robert: "Well, the papz could be outside, on a fucking crane or helicopter; aiming their fucking camera lenses at us. I know that's the reason why you didn't want to make love with me this morning." *Sad, puppy eyes*
Kristen: "Shakes head* "Babe, I was tired in the morning because you kept me up the whole fucking night! We practically slept when the sun was about to shine. Jeez!"
Robert: *Turns to look at her... then smiles* "IT WAS AWESOME! I don't know which one's my favorite. Round 1 was erotic. Round 2 was intense. Round 3 was...."
Kristen: "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! *Grabs hammer from Rob* "So, you don't have to ruin the windows, okay?"
Robert: *Starts kissing her* "You're not tired now, are you?"
Kristen: "You could be right. There COULD be some papz outside!"
Robert: "Give me that fucking hammer so I can remedy this... Fucking papz ... Cockblocking morons.. Stupid...." *contiues to mumble*
Kristen: *Takes a deep, meaningful breath* "Babe, let go of that hammer."
Kristen: ***STOOD UP!.... PULLS THE BLINDS... UNTIES THE CURTAINS***