Rob: "Off, Babe."
Kristen: *Turns lights off*
Rob: *Sighs* "Oww... Now I can't see you."
Kristen: *Turns lights back on*
Rob: *Sighs again* "But it's not so romantic with the lights on!"
Kristen: *Hands on hips* "What do you want, Rob?"
Rob: *Grins* "YOU!"
Kristen: *Flings hands on the air* "So... ON or OFF?"
Rob: *Stands up, turns the lights off, pulls Kristen on the bed, and hovers over her* "I want me ON you and your clothes OFF you."
Kristen: *Smiles*
*PHONE RINGS*
Rob: "What the fuck?"
Kristen: "Just answer it, Babe, and get it over with."
Rob: "Sam? What do you want?"
Sam: "Oh, I just want to know if we're ON tomorrow for lunch."
Rob: *Grunts* "ALL PLANS ARE OFF UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!"
Kristen: *Grabs phone from Rob* "Yes, Sam. It's ON. See you lunchtime. Good night."
Rob turns cell phone OFF & resumes recent position & starts showering his love with hot, wet kisses; then asks in a voice that was obviously turned ON...*
Rob: "Babe, ON or OFF?"
Kristen: *Breathes hard* "ON & OFF, Babe... ON & OFF... "
Rob: *Smiles* "As you wish, love."
And so he dove ON and OFF of her repeatedly as the night progressed...
*The End*
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Hmmm... Rated M... Short fanfic-ish... Because the waiting is killing me... LOL! Thanks for reading!
Amazing! And you can bet they are ON right now and OFF for the world!!! LOL ;)
ReplyDeletehaha..short and hot! ;D
ReplyDeleteYOu should seriously make a Fanfiction!!! ;) i would read it... dont doubt it :)
ReplyDeletefanning myself right now...your the best ate_ofie <3
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