Thursday, September 9, 2010
4AM AND STILL AWAKE...
Sam: "What time is it anyway? Shit, I have a headache."
Tom: "A little after four.... * Turns to Rob* "Wait... Were you in the bathroom the whole time? Did you sleep in the bathroom?"
Sam: "So, what were you doing in the bathroom?"
Rob: *Fidgets* "Um, to take a leak, of course!"
Tom: *Laughs* "Right!"
Sam: "Sure, Rob. We believe you.... SO, WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM?"
Rob: "Fine. I was talking to Kristen. Happy?"
Tom: "And what were you two, lovebirds, talking about at this ungodly hour?"
Rob: *Shurgs shoulders* "Oh, nothing in particular."
Sam: "Wait. We got here around 2am and it's only past 4am... She's still awake? I mean..."
Rob: "I CALLED HER, OKAY?"
Sam: "Why? You'll see her later today... Wait... YOU WOKE HER UP? THAT'S NOT COOL."
Rob: "Of course it's cool! That's just the way we are. We don't go to bed without talking to each other when we're apart."
Tom: "But you've been talking to her the whole time while we were at the bar!"
Rob: "But that's different. I wasn't in bed still.... I, um... *in small voice*... I needed to say, goodnight.... Fuck! Leave me alone!"
Sam: "Saying good night doesn't take 2 hours, Rob."
Rob: *Looks away but a contented smile curves his lips*
Tom and Sam: "Ohhhhhh! THAT KIND of GOOD NIGHT! And that's HELLA LOT OF 'GOOD NIGHTS' Two hours? Really?!? Wow! "
Rob: "Well, good night you, two. Now I can sleep!"
Tom & Sam: "HOPE YOU WASHED YOUR HANDS, ROB! AND YOU'D BETTER CLEANED AFTER YOURSELF OR ELSE...."
Rob: *Giggles* "GO CHECK!"
Tom & Sam: "Asshole!"
Rob: "Now, there's a thought!" *smiles dreamily*
Tom & Sam: Ugh!