ON OR OFF?

Kristen:  "Baby, on or off?"

Rob: "Off, Babe."

Kristen: *Turns lights off*

Rob:  *Sighs* "Oww... Now I can't see you."

Kristen: *Turns lights back on*

Rob: *Sighs again* "But it's not so romantic with the lights on!"

Kristen: *Hands on hips* "What do you want, Rob?"

Rob: *Grins* "YOU!"

Kristen:  *Flings hands on the air* "So... ON or OFF?"

Rob: *Stands up, turns the lights off, pulls Kristen on the bed, and hovers over her* "I want me ON you and your clothes OFF you."

Kristen:  *Smiles*

*PHONE RINGS*

Rob:  "What the fuck?"

Kristen: "Just answer it, Babe, and get it over with."

Rob:  "Sam?  What do you want?"

Sam: "Oh, I just want to know if we're ON tomorrow for lunch."

Rob: *Grunts*  "ALL PLANS ARE OFF UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!"

Kristen: *Grabs phone from Rob* "Yes, Sam.  It's ON.  See you lunchtime.  Good night."

Rob turns cell phone OFF & resumes recent position & starts showering his love with hot, wet kisses; then asks in a voice that was obviously turned ON...*

Rob:  "Babe, ON or OFF?"

Kristen:  *Breathes hard* "ON & OFF, Babe... ON & OFF... "

Rob:  *Smiles* "As you wish, love."

And so he dove ON and OFF of her repeatedly as the night progressed...

*The End*

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Hmmm... Rated M... Short fanfic-ish... Because the waiting is killing me... LOL!  Thanks for reading!