4AM AND STILL AWAKE...

Tom:  *Woken up by the door creaking* "Rob?"

Rob:  "Oh, did I wake you up?  Sorry."

Sam:  *Yawns and groans*  "I knew it.  It's not a good idea to share a room.  We should have gone to a different hotel when this one said there's only 1 room available."

Tom:  "Right.  And none of us wanted to be the designated driver."  *Rolls eyes*

Sam:  "What time is it anyway?  Shit, I have a headache."

Tom:  "A little after four.... * Turns to Rob*  "Wait... Were you in the bathroom the whole time?  Did you sleep in the bathroom?"

Rob:  "NO!"

Sam:  "So, what were you doing in the bathroom?"

Rob:  *Fidgets* "Um, to take a leak, of course!"

Tom:  *Laughs*  "Right!"

Sam:  "Sure, Rob.  We believe you.... SO, WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM?"

Rob:  "Fine.  I was talking to Kristen.  Happy?"

Tom:  "And what were you two, lovebirds, talking about at this ungodly hour?"

Rob:  *Shurgs shoulders* "Oh, nothing in particular."

Sam:  "Wait.  We got here around 2am and it's only past 4am... She's still awake?  I mean..."

Rob:  "I CALLED HER, OKAY?"

Sam:  "Why?  You'll see her later today... Wait... YOU WOKE HER UP?  THAT'S NOT COOL."

Rob:  "Of course it's cool!  That's just the way we are.  We don't go to bed without talking to each other when we're apart."

Tom:  "But you've been talking to her the whole time while we were at the bar!"

Rob:  "But that's different.  I wasn't in bed still.... I, um... *in small voice*... I needed to say, goodnight.... Fuck!  Leave me alone!"

Sam:  "Saying good night doesn't take 2 hours, Rob."

Rob:  *Looks away but a contented smile curves his lips*

Tom and Sam:  "Ohhhhhh!  THAT KIND of GOOD NIGHT! And that's HELLA LOT OF 'GOOD NIGHTS'  Two hours?  Really?!? Wow! "

Rob:  "Well, good night you, two.  Now I can sleep!"

Tom & Sam:  "HOPE YOU WASHED YOUR HANDS, ROB!  AND YOU'D BETTER CLEANED AFTER YOURSELF OR ELSE...."

Rob:  *Giggles*  "GO CHECK!"

Tom & Sam:  "Asshole!"

Rob:  "Now, there's a thought!" *smiles dreamily*

Tom & Sam:  Ugh!