THE HAMMER AND THE WINDOWS

Kristen was woken up by the sound of a hammer hitting the wall repetitively.  She got up and saw Robert "in action!"

Kristen:  "Ah, baby, what are you doing?"

Robert:  "Getting rid of this cockblocing windows, sweetie."

Kristen:  *Groans*  "Really, Rob?  Plywood?  You're fucking covering the floor to ceilling windows with plywood?"

Robert:  "Well, the papz could be outside,  on a fucking crane or helicopter; aiming their fucking camera lenses at us.  I know that's the reason why you didn't want to make love with me this morning."  *Sad, puppy eyes*

Kristen:  "Shakes head*  "Babe, I was tired in the morning because you kept me up the whole fucking night!  We practically slept when the sun was about to shine.  Jeez!"

Robert:  *Turns to look at her... then smiles*  "IT WAS AWESOME!  I don't know which one's my favorite.  Round 1 was erotic.  Round 2 was intense.  Round 3 was...."

Kristen:  "Yeah!  Yeah! Yeah!  *Grabs hammer from Rob*  "So, you don't have to ruin the windows, okay?"

Robert:  *Starts kissing her* "You're not tired now, are you?"

Kristen:  "You could be right.  There COULD be some papz outside!"

Robert:  "Give me that fucking hammer so I can remedy this... Fucking papz ... Cockblocking morons.. Stupid...." *contiues to mumble*

Kristen:  *Takes a deep, meaningful breath*  "Babe, let go of that hammer."

Robert:  "NO! 

Kristen:  ***STOOD UP!.... PULLS THE BLINDS... UNTIES THE CURTAINS***

Robert:  "Ohhhhh..."