A NEW NAME FOR JELLA

Rob:  *Looking sad*  "Baby, I think we should rename Jalla and then let's do some sort of a celebration, like an official christening for him... you know...for his new name."

Kristen:  *Sighs in defeat*  "I guess..."

Rob:  "I don't like Max because it can be spelled as MAKS..."  *Frowns* That's, like, the initials of your ex's and yours combined."  *Frowns some more*

Kristen:  "That's why we call  him Jella..."

Rob:  "Yeah, but that's like Jacob and Bella combined!"  *Now frustrated*

Kristen:  "But, baby... You're Jacob, too, in Waters for Elephants. Right?"

Rob:  *Still frowning*  "I still don't like it!"

Kristen:  "Okay.  Have you thought of a name?"

Rob:  *Finally a smile on his face*  "How about..."

Jella:  "Oh, dear God!  Daddy is naming me.  This isn't good!  It's bad that I'm named Jella when I'm a male-cat.  If daddy's naming me CLAUDIA, I swear to cat-god I'd move in with Uncle Tom!"