Shooting indoor scenes in Isle Esme
Rob: *Somewhat nervous* “Um, Bill… Can I ask you something?”
Bill: *Stops what he was doing* “Oh, sure, Rob. What is it?”
Rob: *Looks shyly at Bill* “You know how… um… we’re shooting all the honeymoon scenes here in Brazil
Bill: *Looks suspiciously at Rob* “Yes…”
Rob: “And you know how, like, honeymooners act, right?”
Bill: “Sure.”
Rob: “So in love… So into each other… So…”
Bill: “Yeah…Yeah… Go on…”
Rob: “And look at my baby…” *Points at Kristen* “So fucking hot in that outfit…”
Bill: *Glances at Kristen* “She truly is a beautiful girl, Rob. You’re lucky.”
Rob: “I know! She’s wonderful and I love her very much.”
Bill: “We all know that, Rob.” *Chuckles* “And believe me… One look at both of you… Even those who don’t know will know… Immediately!!!”
Rob: *Beams* “She loves me, too, you know… Very much so!”
Bill: “And I couldn’t be happier for both of you, Rob.”
Rob: *Sighs deeply* “And this is where the problem lies…”
Bill: *Concern shows on his face* “You’re okay, right? You’re not fighting or anything, are you?”
Rob: *Perks up!* “OH, NO! NO! We’re great!”
Bill: “So what’s the problem?”
Rob: *Grins timidly* “Oh, uh… Ed---Edward… I mean, I…. Well, these honeymoon scenes are, like, so real to both of us… and…”
Bill: “That’s why every shot we took so far was great! The way you, two, look googley-eyes at each other… The love is there… in every touch… in every glance… in every body language… It’s a dream actually, for a director like me!!!”
Rob: “OH! IN THAT CASE IT’S NOT A PROBLEM, THEN!!!”
Bill: “What do you mean?”
ROB: “So, like I said… it’s but natural for honeymooners for always wanting to make love… they can’t keep their hands off of each other… always kissing… always making out… always ready for…” *Stares at Kristen again* “SO… I GATHER THAT... THAT IT’S, UM, OKAY IF EDWARD… I MEAN, IF I--- YOU KNOW… ME AS ROB AND AS EDWARD...IT'S OKAY IF I WALK AROUND THE HOUSE WITH, UM… WITH A HARD ON! IT’S A NATURAL REACTION, RIGHT? RIGHT? BILL?
Bill: “I WAS TRYING NOT TO NOTICE…OR LISTEN, FOR THAT MATTER, ROB!”
Rob: “HELP ME OUT HERE, BILL COZ IT’S FUCKING HARD!!!”
Bill: *Shakes head, trying not to look at the ‘evidence’* “ROB…I KNOW!!!”
Rob: *Looks away* “Fine… I’ll try to control it!” *Looks at Kristen*
***Kristen bends over to sit on the floor only in her skimpy boyshorts and tanktop***
Rob: *Slouches* “Shiiiiiiiiiittttttt!”
Kristen: *Yells* “Hey, baby!!!” *Waves hand*
Rob: *Groans*
Bill: *Laughs* “Take this advice, Rob: Enjoy while IT’s healthy, alive, and kicking!!!”
Rob: “All the fucking time???!!!”
Bill: “YES!” *Steals another glance at Kristen* “Kristen must be a happy camper!”
Rob: *Smiles proudly* “That, she is, Bill! That she is!”
Rob: “But… But…”
Bill: *Shakes head, sniggering* “LIKE I SAID… ENJOY IT!”
Rob: “Fuuuuuuuuck!!!!!” *Jumps… kicks… adjusts ‘Mr. Hardy’… and walks funny towards Kristen.”
I can't see a problem with your blog and your dialogs, you are always soooo sweet. I picture RK this way, so caring with each other and the love printed on their foreheads!LOL They are so much in love and you just put it in words!It's refreshing when i come here, i had so much fun. :)
ReplyDeleteThe most bizarre of your posts? They always seem so real!! Like, I can totally imagine that happening. Hahahahhahaaha
ReplyDeleteLovely! Thanks for the constant entertainment and fun, bb! xx
@RKsouldmates913 Wow!!! Thank you. Sometimes I worry that I'm going too far and I fear that I offend others. It's just that I can't help to step out of the box... you know what I mean? Real life isn't a case of perfect language, perfect pirouette and all that boring stuff... Love, like R/K's (how I see it, that is, lol)... love like theirs is passionate... freeing... So, I just go on autopilot... And thank you very much... so very much... for your encouragement!!! *Sending you lotsa luv*
ReplyDelete@daylyne LOL.... Sweet! R/K are at their best when they're trying to be coy... you know... standing cose but not entirely touching (when in public)... but their bodies are emitting so much energy... so much sex tension... so much love... that they become even more exciting!!! So, I picture them really...really... SO INTO EACH OTHER in private... SO PASSIONATE... TOUCHY... LOVEY-DOVEY... I bet even if there's like a million couches and chairs at their home or anywhere private, she sits on his lap!!! Their hands and lips are glued to each other!!! Just sayin..... LOL! Thanks for your comment. *Muwah*
I love your blog, but where are these photos from; I've never seen them before :O
ReplyDeletelol, @Ate_Ofie, I picture that too~ ^^
ReplyDeleteheeey, i still love your blog hun!!! can i ask the link from that vid, i've been searching forever for it!
ReplyDeleteThank you, BBs!!! Muwah...
ReplyDeleteHere's the vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBp31qHN2fU