WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET THAT PERFECT SHOT? WELL, ROB & KRISTEN KNOW!!!

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*****SCENE:  FIRST NIGHT IN ISLE ESME.  EDWARD WAITS FOR BELLA IN THE WATER… STARING AT THE FULL MOON… (THEN THE UNDERWATER LOVE SCENE)*****

Rob:  *Wraps towel around Kristen’s body; then wears his sweatpants*

Bill:  *Excited*  “You, guys, rock!  That was great!  Oh, Rob & Kristen, you guys are the best.  I can’t begin to tell you how pleased I am --- Very pleased, actually--- with everything so far!  JUST PERFECT!!!  YOU ARE BOTH AMAZING!!!"

Rob:  *Smiles timidly*  “Thanks, Bill!”

Kristen:  *Grins, then looks down*  “I’m glad.”

Bill:  “That scene was soooo realistic!”  *Slaps Rob’s back in appreciation*  “I mean, man!!!!... The way you submerged yourself and Kristen in the water…  That was so sensual… just---- Damn, I’m lost for words!  I like how your hands caressed her body… Then you re-emerged without untangling yourself from her… your lips fused…”  *Shakes head in amazement*  “But my favorite is how you maintained the passion in the scene… How your bodies remained intact… How you moved as one… Making love with the waves…”  *Speaks dreamily*  “…With the moon above the sky… The water and the wind witnessing the love you, two, share… so undeniable… fervent and irrevocable!”

Kristen:  *Clears throat*  “I’m cold!”

Bill:  *Hugs Kristen*  “And you, my dear… are a gem!!! … You weren’t self conscious at all just in your skintone thong and nipple pasties… and you look like you were bare, really!!!  You just allowed Rob to lead you… That was totally Bella!  Submissive and just yearning for Edward’s touch!!!”

Rob:  *Looks away with smile on his face*  “Um… Yeah!”

Kristen:  *Buries face on Rob’s chest*

Rob:  *Tucks Kristen in his arms*  “My baby is freezing, Bill.  Maybe we should go in.”

Bill:  “Oh, sure! Sure!  Let’s go.  We’ll have one of the crew members pick up your wet clothes and costume…”

Rob:  *Scratches head*  “OH!... UH…. WELL, THAT WON’T BE NECESSARY.”

Kristen:  *Giggles*

Bill:  “Don’t worry, Rob.  I’ll even have them wash your stuff before bringing it back to you.”

Kristen:  “BILL, what my baby was trying to say is, WE DO NOT HAVE WET CLOTHES!”

Bill:  *Eyes the lovebirds*  “HUH?”

Rob:  “We, uh… Yeah… THE REASON WHY THE SCENE LOOKED SO REAL IS… WELL… IT’S BECAUSE…”  *Giddy*  “Let’s just say… WE MADE IT AS REAL AS POSSIBLE!”

Bill:  *Halts… Eyes bulging*  “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? OH, HELP ME, GOD!  I HOPE I DIDN'T HEAR YOU RIGHT!”

Rob:  "YOU HEARD ME PERFECTLY CLEAR, BILL!"

Kristen:  *Pinches Rob’s tummy* 

Bill:  *Starts to speak… then halts… then starts again…”

Rob:  “YOU GOT THE SHOTS YOU WANTED, RIGHT?  YOU SAID SO YOURSELF.  ‘PERFECT’, YOU SAID.”

Bill:  *Still looking at the two with wide eyes*  “WAIT… DID I JUST SHOOT YOU… WHILE YOU... UM...”

Kristen:  “Relax.  It was dark, Bill… And, don't forget... You said before we started shooting that we were just aiming for our silhouettes.”

Rob:  “Damn.. Had I known that…”  *Wraps hands around Kristen’s waist from behind, then whispers something*

Kristen:  “SHUT UP!”  *Slaps Rob’s arm playfully*

Bill:  *Raises hand, then drops them…*  “OH, GOD!!!!”

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