Saturday, November 13, 2010


***If you're not into explicit words... cussing and stuff that's intented for the broad minded (LOL)... This blog isn't for you.  My apologies.***

Shooting the scene the morning after
Edward and Bella made love the first time:

Billy:  “And action!!!”

Rob:  *Seeing Kristen with the bruises*  “HOLY SHIT!!!”  *Takes Kristen in his arms*  “OH, BABY, I’M SO SORRY!!!  I DID THIS?  DID I FUCK YOU TOO HARD LAST NIGHT, BABE?  TOO HARD?  TOO FAST?”  *Narrows brows*  “But… But I thought… Well, you were screaming for me to do harder and faster… which I did… And we both loved that…”

Billy:  “CUT!!!”

Kristen:  *Smiles*  “Rob… Rob!!! I’m okay, baby.”  *Whispers*  “What you did to me last night before we went to bed was awesome!”

Rob:  “But look at you!  The bruises…”

Kristen:  “Oh, these…” *Stretches arms*  “Make-up, Babe… Oh, shit… we’re freakin’ working here…”

Billy:  *Waves hand*  “Oh, what the hell… Carry on…  Don’t mind me.”  *Mumbles*

Rob:  *Grins widely*  “Really?!”

Billy:  “NO!  I was being sarcastic!”

Kristen:  “Oh!”

Fifteen Minutes Later…

Billy:  “And… ACTION!”

Rob and Kristen started to say their lines…

Billy:  “CUT! CUT!”

Rob:  “What did we do wrong now?  I spoke Edward’s lines for crying out loud.”

Billy:  “That you did… and it was great… But, Rob… You don’t have to kiss ever freakin’ fake bruise in Kristen’s body while doing it… You were supposed to be lying still!”  *Turns to Kristen*  “And Kristen…”  *Shakes head*  “… You don’t grip Rob’s head and push his head on your breast… down to your tummy… and down your…” *Sighs*

Kristen:  *Blushes*  “Oops… Sorry… Habit!”

Rob:  *Smirks*  “Yeah, Billy… My baby loves it when I do that to her and then---”

Billy:  *Covers ears*  “… Shhh…. Shhh…. I. DON’T. NEED. TO. KNOW!...NOW, LET’S WORK!”


Billy:  “ACTION!”

Kristen:  “It was wonderful and perfect!  I mean, I don’t know how it was for you, but it was like that for me.”

Rob: “Is that what you’re worried about?  That I didn’t enjoy myself?”

Kristen: “I know it’s not the same---”

Rob:  “Oh, Baby. I crave for nothing but your touch… your kiss… One look and I’m done!  I love you and only you can satisfy this need!  You are my forever!”

Kristen:  “Oh, sweetie… I feel the same way.  I don’t want anyone else.  You are it for me, too!”

Billy:  “What the hell?  CUT!!!”

Rob and Kristen:  *Groan*

Billy:  *Shakes head*  “I’ve never seen anything…” *Sighs… then smiles*  “You, two are so fucking perfect for each other!”

Rob and Kristen:  *Grins proudly*  “WE KNOW!”


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