WAVES WON'T DO IT!

ON LOCATION, MILES AWAY FROM “CIVILIZATION.”

BodyGuard:  “Rob, Kristen… If it's not too much to ask, could you, like, refrain from screaming when you're at it, please? Apparently, the generator only lasts for 2 hours every night.  The sound of the waves could only do so little to, um, drown the, um, noise you make when you… ah…you know... expressing your love and passion... and all that hot stuff that you do...um... so very often...” *Clears throat, then lookS at Rob* “Just a friendly suggestion, Rob...Maybe you can moan instead of growling.” *Turns to Kristen* “And, Kristen… Maybe you can lay off screaming Rob’s name a little bit.  Once or twice is enough, really... *Shakes head* We all know that Rob's, um, stuff is “big and yummy”… and, uh, that you want it hard and fast!... And he's the best and all....But... Please... We'll be staying in one roof with thin walls... You know what I mean?”

Rob: *Speechless* “Oh, uh… Sure!”

Kristen: *Blushes* “I don’t scream!”

BodyGaurd and Rob:  “YES, YOU DO!”