WHAT THEY MEANT TO SAY...

Dearest readers and lurkers of Robsten for Life:  I apologize in advance if this post isn’t to your liking.  Please bear in mind that my part (not the ones that were actually said in the commentary), or WHAT I THINK HE/SHE MEANT parts, were all made up (I could see you rolling your eyes and hear you saying, “DUH!” LOL!... I just want to reiterate that).  Thank you for visiting/reading.  I appreciate all of you who read this blog.  I totally dig the love that Rob & Kristen have for each other.  They are, in my opinion, the truest people in love & they have the most honest relationship… --- Ofie

R/K ECLIPSE COMMENTARIES

(ROB WAS IN LOS ANGELES & HIS GIRL, KRISTEN,

WAS IN MONTREAL)

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Opening Scene:

Kristen talks about being bitter because Rob is in L.A. and she’s in Montreal; and Rob’s eating In&Out burger.

What I THINK she meant to say:

Kristen:  “I’m a little bitter because Rob is in L.A. and I’m in Montreal and I miss him so much, it’s hard to breathe!”

Rob making fun of Bella’s wig:

Rob: “You look like Damian Marley”

Kristen: “I look like Jacob”

What I THINK he meant to say:

Rob: “You look like Damian Marley”

Kristen: “I look like Jacob”

Rob: “NO YOU DON’T!!! Baby, you look like ME and THAT’S FINAL!!!”

Kissing Scene in the meadow:

Rob: “I remember doing this scene with you – it’s so easy. God. I do not know what I’m talking about.  Lots of kissing in this film, after a while I get uncomfortable.”

What I THINK he meant to say:

Rob:  “I remember doing this scene with you – IT WAS HOT!  God, I do not know how I’m getting by without you beside me, Baby.  Lots of kissing in this film; after a while I get uncomfortable… because I couldn’t contain MR. JUMPY in my crotch from springing and twitching… Like he’s in a fucking trampoline!”

Florida scene:

Rob: You were supposed to wear a bikini in this scene.

Kristen: They would never let Bella wear a bikini

They made fun of Bella’s sunglasses, Rob called it ‘Stepford Wives’ glasses

What I THINK she/he meant to say:

Rob:  “You were supposed to wear a bikini in this scene…”

Kristen: “YOU would never let them have Bella wear a bikini, Rob!”

Rob:  “Oh, yeah!!!  Because at that time, I still wasn’t over that scene in Welcome To The Rileys where they had you flaunt your robust butt!  That ass of yours, baby, is MINE!”

They (R/K) made fun of Bella’s sunglasses. Rob called it ‘Stepford Wives’ glasses

What I think he meant to say:

Rob:  “You look better with my sunglasses, babe.  You’d look exactly like MY WIFE; rather than a Stepford’s Wife!”

Bella’s decision to go with Jacob in his bike (leaving Edward behind):

Rob:  “I do not get your decision making process to leave here. I’ve got to break up with you immediately. It’s, like, please don’t leave me…”

Kristen: “She’s allowed to have other relationships.”

Rob: “Why? No, she’s not allowed to have other relationships. If I ever saw my girlfriend go around with these bunch of guys with little shirts, bellies out and their fake tanned nipples…fake tattoos.”

Kristen:  “Edward is a little bit more mature than you.”

Rob: “Mature? Nah”

Kristen: He can handle it. He’s a little bit more secure.

Rob: Can I ask you something? Did the weather affect the shooting today?

What I think they meant to say:

Rob:  “I do not get your decision making process to leave here. I’ve got to break up with you immediately. It’s, like, please don’t leave me…”

Kristen: “She’s allowed to have other relationships.”

Rob: “What?!? Why?!? No, YOU’re not!!!  You’re not allowed to have other relationships!  If I ever saw you go around with bunch of guys with little shirts, bellies out, and their fake tanned nipples…fake tattoos…”

Kristen:  “What Rob?”

Rob:  “I, uh… I would be so pissed… I may be forced to lock us up in our bedroom & throw away the key!!!”

Kristen: “Edward is a little bit more mature than you.”

Rob: “Mature? Nah!!! He’s stupid.  I’m not!”

Kristen: “He can handle it. He’s a little bit more secure.”

Rob: Can I ask you something? Did the weather affect the shooting today?  Let’s change the subject here, baby, because it’s upsetting me.  The thought of you with other guys is fucking making me so jealous that I want to take the first flight to Montreal right now and protect you with my life!!!”

Kristen:  “THEN, DO IT!”

AND THAT HE DID! AND MADE SURE EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT SHE BELONGS TO HIM…

Rob’s opinion of Jacob:

Rob: “He is so gross, so brazen. I don’t really like Jacob. Look at him with his tattoo…Yuck! He is the worst guy in the world.”

What I think HONEST ROB meant to say:

EXACTLY THAT!!!

(TO BE CONTINUED…)

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