Dearest readers and lurkers of Robsten for Life: I apologize in advance if this post isn’t to your liking. Please bear in mind that my part (not the ones that were actually said in the commentary), or WHAT I THINK HE/SHE MEANT parts, were all made up (I could see you rolling your eyes and hear you saying, “DUH!” LOL!... I just want to reiterate that). Thank you for visiting/reading. I appreciate all of you who read this blog. I totally dig the love that Rob & Kristen have for each other. They are, in my opinion, the truest people in love & they have the most honest relationship… --- Ofie
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R/K ECLIPSE COMMENTARIES
(ROB WAS IN LOS ANGELES & HIS GIRL, KRISTEN,
WAS IN MONTREAL
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WHAT HAPPENED WHEN EDWARD TOLD BELLA THAT HIS FAVORITE MOMENT WAS WHEN SHE AGREED TO MARRY HIM …AND JACOB HEARD…
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Bella: “I’m really sorry about last night, it couldn’t have been easy on you.”
Edward: “It definitely won’t make my list of top ten favorite evenings”.
Bella: “You have a list?”
Edward: “All ten I spent with you. Number one is when you said you’d marry me, Mrs. Cullen.”
Edward: “It definitely won’t make my list of top ten favorite evenings”.
Bella: “You have a list?”
Edward: “All ten I spent with you. Number one is when you said you’d marry me, Mrs. Cullen.”
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Close to Actual R/K Commentary:
Kristen: “It’s ridiculous that you… let him hear this… That you knew that… I mean…You’re so...”
Rob: “Yeah! Coz I’d get him back! It’s like, listen… This is… I- I’m getting you back as well! So, yeah… You can do what you want but I can do what I want, too!”
Kristen: *Giggles*
Rob: “And you have to deal with the consequences.
Jacob (background): "You're marrying him?"
Rob: "Yeahhhhhh."
Kristen: “Ugh! You knew what that would do! It-- potentially very dangerous, by the way."
Rob: "No it's not!”
Kristen: “At least wait till the battle is over.”
Rob: “I could kick his ass in two seconds."
Kristen: “That’s not what I’m talking about.”
*Silence*
Bella in the background: “Jake, please!”
Rob: “That was a wrong (something) ” *Laughs through his nose*
Kristen: “That’s okay. I’m gonna get you back… right here!”
Rob: *Laughs* “I trumpet (or something like that)… and you just like, okay, I’m gonna break up with you.”
Kristen: *Laughs* “I’m gonna do you one better.”
Bella in the background: “Jake, stay!”
Rob: “No. Don’t stay.”
Jacob in the background: “Why?”
Rob: “Yeah, why?”
Jacob in the background: “Give me one good reason.”
Rob: "There isn't one."
Bella in the background: “Because I don’t want to lose you!”
Rob: "Because I’m a young naïve girl. I wanna have it all!"
Kristen: “I’m so not… That’s so… That’s so…Whatever…That’s so easy and, like, and what’s annoying about that actually also it like people criticize her a lot…and really, like, without looking at everything and just like, what’s happening to her in the story… what happens to her, like… in the wor---you know… it’s ridiculous..”
Rob: “Plus, him kissing her right now? God, it makes me… it just proves how much of a…UGH!... he’s like the worst guy in the world.”
Kristen: “She doesn’t want to do it at first… She’s just doing it to get like…”
Rob: “No, no, no. Like, he’s even worse than you in this scene”
Kristen: “Ooh, she’s getting into it!”
Rob: “Shut up!”
Kristen: “Whoa! Whoa! Look at his hands there.”
Rob: “Whoa there!”
Kristen: “I’m sure he’s thinking about his hands too, so that’s what Edward’s getting. He’s like, “oops, I wonder if that’s okay?””
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Rob: “What did he say? At the end?”
Kristen: “Uh, that should have been our first kiss…and I think he said… ugh, what did he just say? What did he just say… I think he says I’ll be back, something like, you know, see you later… I don’t know…”
Rob: “What did he expect is going to happen?”
*Silence*
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Bella in the background: “You saw?”
Edward in the background: “No. Jacob’s thoughts are very loud.
Bella in the background: “I don’t know what happened.”
Kristen: “It’s too bad that he can’t hear what’s going on in her head coz then, it'd really be okay.”
Rob: “No, it would not!”
Kristen: “It would be.”
Rob: “That’s how girls always think. They always think…”
Kristen: “That’s not…”
Rob: “It's like, you’re judged on your actions”
Kristen: “Shhhh…”
*Both chuckle*
Kristen: *In pleading, soft voice* “If you just knew what was going on… In my head, I can explain to you… you have to understand…”
Rob: “Hey, Boo-Boo, what do you think about this girl? *Laughs… Then is a more serious voice* “Let me think about it.”
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(If you own the photo posted above, thank you very much, Sweetie!)
What I THINK they meant to say…
There were times when I THINK they’re not talking
about the scene in Eclipse…LOL!:
Kristen: “It’s ridiculous that you… let him hear this… That you knew that… I mean…You’re so... So clever, baby!”
Rob: “Yeah! Coz I’d get him back! It’s like, listen… This is… I- I’m getting you back as well! So, yeah… You can do what you want but I can do what I want, too! And I’ll do anything to carve this fact into his head that YOU ARE MINE!!!”
Kristen: *Giggles*
Rob: “And you have to deal with the consequences. Because I’ll have you feel my frustration, baby… In every thrust… In every kiss… In every touch… Raw… Pure want…. Pure need, baby!!!
Jacob (background): "You're marrying him?"
Kristen: “Ugh! You knew what that would do! There was no need for that... Because, Rob... You knew from the very beginning that you had my heart. That first moment… When our eyes met…our lips touched… It was there… this… this palpable pull… This indescribable emotion… It’s potentially very dangerous, by the way. It was dangerous to him…”
Rob: "No it's not! He was annoying… always following you… My god, even during our promo appearance… Just fucking annoying! ”
Kristen: “At least you could have waited until the event was over.”
Rob: “I could kick his ass in two seconds… Babe, believe me, oh, I wanted to. I was even caught cracking my knuckles during the interview… That was that during the MTV thingee? Right? I forgot. But, yeah... Then you called me buddy. Jesus, Kristen, that was horrible!"
Kristen: “That’s not what I’m talking about… But there was no need, really, Rob. You had me even then. I just didn’t know how to break it to him.”
*Silence*
Bella in the background: “Jake, please!”
Rob: “That was a wrong---- So wrong…” *Laughs through his nose*
Kristen: “That’s okay. I’m gonna get you back… right here!”
Rob: *Laughs* “…and you just like, okay, I’m gonna break up with you.” *Thinks to self: I’m only joking; but, damn it, Kristen… you break up with me and I’m going to be one miserable ass! Shit, I hate that thought. I just want to be with you, Kristen. Only you, Baby!!! *Tries to calm down while mutely muttering: "Compose yourself, Rob. This girl loves you…. She loves you… Kristen loves you…. Very much!"*
Kristen: *Laughs* “I’m gonna do you one better.”
Bella in the background: “Jake, stay!”
Rob: “No. Don’t fuckin’ stay. You don’t have the right, you… you…stinkin’ dog… UGH!!!”
Jacob in the background: “Why?”
Rob: “Yeah, why?”
Jacob in the background: “Give me one good reason.”
Rob: "There isn't one. None! Nada! Brak. Nessuno. Aucun. لا شيء. Keine. Wala. Nenhum. Κανένας. Никто. Ingen. Nijedan. Ei. GET THE MESSAGE ALREADY!"
Bella in the background: “Because I don’t want to lose you!”
Rob: *Imitating Bella’s voice* "Because I’m a young naïve girl. I wanna have it all! Shit! I’m really fucking jealous, here, Babe!!!”
Kristen: “I’m so not… That’s so… That’s so…Whatever…That’s so easy and, like, and what’s annoying about that actually, also, is like people criticize her a lot…and really, like, without looking at everything; and just like, what’s happening to her in the story… what happens to her, like… in the wor---you know… it’s ridiculous… They don't know how hard I tried to fight my feelings for you; I was in love with you but he was there. I was afraid you didn't love me as much as you thought you did. But I wanted you...”
Rob: “Plus, him kissing her right now? God, it makes me… it just proves how much of a…UGH!... he’s like the worst guy in the world. He shouldn’t be breathing. If I had Edward’s power and strength… I’m gonna take him down!!!”
Kristen: “She doesn’t want to do it at first… She’s just doing it to get like…”
Rob: “No, no, no. Like, he’s even worse than you in this scene! I can’t take this! I don’t want any guy’s lips on my property! I’m not that strong. I’m the only one who’s supposed to be kissing you…. UGH! This is not right. This is terrible…”
Kristen: “Ooh, she’s getting into it!”
Rob: “Shut up! Baby, please….”
Kristen: “Whoa! Whoa! Look at his hands there.”
Rob: “Whoa there, you asshole! Take your fucking hands off my woman!!! Son of gaddamn shit!
Kristen: “I’m sure he’s thinking about his hands too, so that’s what Edward’s getting. He’s like, “oops, I wonder if that’s okay?””
Rob: *Silent and thinking: It’s not okay. It’s never okay. I should have insisted to alter the story from the very beginning. Jacob should have died while he's in his wolf form; while fighting Laurent in New Moon. I should have… Ugh! Thank goodness there won’t be any more Jacob-Bella kissing shit in Breaking Dawn!*
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Rob: “What did the ass say? At the end?”
Kristen: “Ah, that should have been our first kiss…and I think he said… ugh, what did he just say? What did he just say… I think he says I’ll be back, something like, you know, see you later… I don’t know…”
Rob: “What did he expect is going to happen? Did he freakin’ expect to get her in the end? NEVER!!! Over my dead body!!!”
*Silence*
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Bella in the background: “You saw?”
Edward in the background: “No. Jacob’s thoughts are very loud.
Bella in the background: “I don’t know what happened.”
Kristen: “It’s too bad that he can’t hear what’s going on in her head coz then, it’d really be okay.”
Rob: “No, it would not!” *Silent and thinking… What am I saying? *
Kristen: “It would be.”
Rob: “That’s how girls always think. They always think…”
Kristen: “That’s not…”
Rob: “It's like, you’re judged on your actions.”
Kristen: “Shhhh… Baby, that's enough. Drop it.”
*Both chuckle*
Kristen: *In pleading, soft voice* “If you just knew what was going on… In my head, I can explain to you… you have to understand…”
Rob: *Feels fuzzy upon hearing Kristen’s small, pleading voice* “Hey, Boo-Boo, what do you think about this girl? *Laughs but really he's thinking: Damn, that voice always ignites my libido. Now I want her and she's fucking miles away... And how do I take care of this hard on I'm sporting right now. Phone Sex! Yeah! We'd better finish this freakin' torture so that my baby can take care of me!*
Rob: *Serious tone* “Let me think about it.” *Thinks to self: Yeah! Like I need to! I want you. You’re mine. Period.*
****TO BE CONTINUED***
thaaaaaaaaaaaaaank u from deep in my heart!
ReplyDeleteit was much much MUCH better than part one!could u PLEASEEEEEEEE write what exactly they say?just like this one?please please PLEASE?
wow you included the photos too ate ofie :D
ReplyDeletei edited that in photobucket..i love comparison pics of rob and kris..when you see almost same action from different twi movies specially if they're offcam.. love your blog!!!
happy thanksgiving <3<3<3
OMG! I love it! ROFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteHeartfelt thanks to your comments, bbs! I was going to transcribe the commetary but they were already taken out from youtube (LOL). So,I have to wait for my DVD and hopefully, do the succeeding parts. :-)
ReplyDeleteI love Kristen's pleading voice hehe...I bet it caught Rob unexpectedly. You can tell he's surprised too from his voice in the commentary :)
ReplyDeleteReally love the alter version...And, you're right! There are so much 'hidden messages' there. LOL.