ROBSTEN TRAVEL LIGHT!!!

BC:  “So, are we all set?  You have everything you need?  Rob?  Kristen?”

Rob: “Yup!”

Kristen: “Everything, Bill!”

BC:  *Looks at Rob’s and Kristen’s bags*  “Um, we’ll be staying in the island for a couple of days, you know.

Rob & Kristen:  “Oh, we know.”

BC:  “That’s all you have?”  *Glances at R/K’s bodyguards bags*  “Damn, your bodyguards have more stuff.”

Rob:  “That’s because they have to bring their pajama and day clothes and what not…”

BC:  “And you don’t have to?  I’m confused!”

Rob:  “Oh, I’m good.”

Kristen:  “Don’t worry, Bill.  EVERYTHING WE NEED IS IN OUR BACKPACK!”

BC:  “Everything?”

Rob:  “Yup.  Including toothbrush, and other toiletries.”

BC:  *Shakes head*

Rob:  “You don’t believe us, do you, Bill.  My baby packed her bikini and I packed my swimming trunks.  We do share T-shirts, so we’re good!”

BC:  “And your nightwear? Like YOUR Pajama?”

Rob:  *Whips Bill a confused look*  “WHAT PAJAMA?”

Kristen:  “PAJAMA? John and Dean brought theirs?  Do you need a pair, Bill?”

BC:  *Coughs*  “W-Well… I mean... YOU WILL BE SLEEPING AT NIGHT, RIGHT?  RIGHT?  AND I MEAN, SLEEP. QUIET.  NO SOUND.  Zzzz.... SLUMBER... You need to wear jammies to sleep comfortably."

Rob:  *Realizes what BC was talking about*  “OH!!!  Yeah…”  *Shakes head*  “Kristen and I don’t need THAT!”

BC:  *Stern, no-none-sense voice*  “Rob, we’re all going to be staying in one house!”

Rob:  *Looks straight into BC’s eyes*   “And we’re all going to be okay.  WE WON’T BOTHER YOU.  My baby and I are very quiet.  It's like we're not there at all... You'll see!”

BC:  *Mutters to self*  “That's not what I heard."  *Looks Skeptical*  ".... So what exactly did you, two, bring?”

Kristen:  “As my baby said... we brought toiletries, um…shirts…towels… books to read during downtime... Um, cookies, gum... Ooh, I brought Hot Cheetos, too, if you want some.  Just let me know..."  *Thinks* "...And we even brought a deck of cards, we have UNO… Oh, oh… we can have a game night, Bill!!!”

Rob:  *Smiles at Kristen* “You’re awesome, baby!”

BC:  “Ahh… what else are in your backpacks?”

Rob:  *Grins*  “My girlfriends sexy bikini and bikini top… Five fucking sets!!!  There’s that red piece with gold clasps…”

BC:  “Okay…okay… How about clothes?  I don't know... like when you’re in the house lounging or cooking... or by the pool relaxing or something… a sun dress or a pair of khaki shorts or a pair of denims…”

Robs eyes grew wide!!!

Rob:  “OH FUCK!!! I BLOODY FORGOT!!!”

BC:  *Sighs*  “I knew it!  This is too good to be true.  You can’t travel that light!”

Kristen: *Pats Rob’s back* 

BC:  *Takes deep breaths*  “We can’t go back to the hotel,
Rob.  We’re behind schedule as it is.  I brought plenty of new clothes.  You can have a shirt or two.  I don’t mind.”

Rob:  “Thanks, but I don’t need clothes.”

BC:  *Wonders*  “NO?... SO, WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU FORGET, ROB?”

Rob:  *Sad, puppy eyes*  “MY GUITAR!!!”

Kristen:  *Gasps* “Oh, my poor baby!!!” *Hugs Rob tightly*

BC:  *Rolls eyes*  “Really?!?”