WELL, HELLO, RENESEMEE!!! (Extended Version)

Bill:  *Points at Rob*  "Rob, YOU DON'T JUMP AND SQUEAL WHEN YOU FOUND OUT BELLA WAS PREGNANT!"

Rob:  "Can I at least show Kristen how please I am?"

Bill:  "No!  YOU DON'T SWEEP KRISTEN OFF HER FEET WHILE YOU KISS HER LIKE CRAZY"  *Shakes head*  "YOU, AS ROB, WILL DO THAT WHEN KRISTEN GETS PREGNANT...  BUT NOT EDWARD.  EDWARD STANDS HERE... RIGHT HERE... NOT MOVING... LIKE A STATUE!!!"

Rob:  "How about if I---"

Bill:  "NO! YOU DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL YOUR PARENTS SCREAMING THAT KRISTEN'S PREGNANT and THEY'RE GOING TO BE GRANDPARENTS!!!"

Rob:  *Stares at fingers*  "Oh..."

Kristen:  "What if---"

Bill:  *Turns to Kristen*  "And you young lady... YOU DON'T DO A CELEBRATORY DANCE WHEN IT DAWNED ON BELLA... NOT KRISTEN... BELLA...THAT SHE COULD BE PREGNANT!!!... THEN YOU DON'T SCREAM, Rob! Rob! I'm pregant, Baby!!!"

Kristen & Rob:  *Smile, then nod*  "OKAY!!!"

Bill:  *Stares incredelously at the couple*  "Please dont' tell me... Never mind...."

Rob:  "Oh, oh... What if---"

Bill:  *Puts finger on lips* "Shh...Shh... Rob... NO!  We're not staying here for the next six weeks to wait for the REAL THING to happen... Okay?"

Kristen:  *Pouts* "Fine!"

Rob:  "Can I at least kiss Kristen's tummy?"

Bill:  "Noooooo!!!:

Kristen:  "Yessssss!!!"

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If you are the owner of the photos used in this post, my sincerest gratitude. 

Thank you very much.