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Bill: “You’re serious?”
Rob: “Yeah!”
Bill: “And Kristen agrees?”
Rob: “Uh, YEAH!!! Most definitely!”
Bill: “I don’t get it!”
Rob: “What don’t you get, Bill?”
Bill: *Scratches head* “All of it! I want to know...Why?”
Rob: “Well, Kristen and I thought that our life together as a couple entwined with Edward & Bella’s; so it’s just right to authenticate the union by…”
Bill: “And your family and friends will be in attendance?”
Rob: “Naturally! Kristen’s, too, of course!”
Bill: “…And you’re not just being stingy?”
Rob: “Of course not, Bill! I’m offended. I'll spend my last dime if that's what's going to make my Kristen happy!”
Bill: “I’m just kidding, Rob. What do you want me to think?” *Sighs* “First, you want to add a scene in the movie where Edward gets a marriage license to marry Bella… But you’re requesting to register yours and Kristen’s real name instead of the two characters'…” *Shakes head* “Then, you went to ask Wyck Godfrey… and now me… if we could use a real, ordained priest to officiate Edward and Bella’s wedding…” *Furrows brows* “But on the first take… you and Kristen want to use your real name… and I should not be allowed to say, “CUT” until the priest proclaims you and Kristen husband and wife…”
Rob: *Jumps* “You got it! See, it’s not that hard! Yeah. It’s that simple.”
Bill: *Dumbfounded* “So… In reality, it is your real wedding.”
Rob: “That's is correct. Yes.”
Bill: “And what will I tell the casts.”
Rob: “Um… That’s the other thing I want to discuss with you, Bill…”
Bill: “Oh, God… but go on… I’m listening…”
Rob: “We tell them call time is 6pm instead of 5pm… So that Kristen and I can get married first… and Tom can be my best man… But you’re invited of course…”
Bill: “Of course!” *Coughs*
Rob: “So…” *Looks at Bill expectantly* “What do you think?”
Bill: “Why not just get married after the shooting, Rob.”
Rob: *Looks at Bills intently* “You mean kinda-church-wedding?”
Bill: *Confused* “What? Yeah!”
Rob: *Heaves a long sigh* “Well, this way, the media won’t know it’s our real wedding. They’ll think we’re just shooting the wedding scenes in Breaking Dawn… They won't bother us. Then we’ll achieve a solemn and intimate wedding ceremony. Bella and Edward mean so much to us! In a way, Edward and Bella united us. If not for them, we won't be where we are now! They're like our guardian angels... I mean... well, you know what I mean...”
Bill: “I can’t believe Kristen agrees to this.”
Rob: *Wide eyes* “She did the first time! We’re in the same page. Always.”
Bill: *Stunned* “Rob... Um...When you said the first time…”
Rob: *Stares at Bill* “I, uh…” *Clears throat* “So… Yeah… What do you think? Can we do that?”
Bill: “You really are serious?”
Rob: “One hundred and one percent!”
Bill: “If you’re going to tell me next about the wedding reception, Rob.. I’ll…”
Rob: “How did you know that was the next in my request list!”
Bill: “Thank, God, we’re done shooting the honeymoon…”
Rob: *Smiles* “We did have a great honeymoon, Bill! It was awesome! Thank you, by the way! How you staged the feather thingee was just perfect!”
Bill: *Just couldn’t find the words*
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***I'm kinda tired so it's kinda "off."
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LOL!!!! I can't stop laughing. Tears are rolling down my cheeks. OMG. Poor poor Bill, but yay for real marriage licenses, first times, well my perv mind wouldn't mind seeing a few feathers out of place. JS. This was another great one.
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