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TO MY DEAR AND TALENTED FRIEND, ANNA OR @patronuska ---
Thanks for your talent! I heart you!
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Probably the three (3) fastest growing “religions” in the world… Fine! If we don’t want to call it “religion,”… then, let’s call it “beliefs” are the following:
Robstenity – a strong system of belief based on the adulation and love being exuded by Robert Pattinson and the love of his life, Kristen Stewart (Soon-to-be-Pattinson, if not already!).
Krisbianism – a faith predominant with the female population; characterized by choice and “ecstaticsm” system; devoted to who they call the goddess of beauty and perfection, not to mention her long, fucking perfect legs and robust ass: Kristen Stewart.
RPattzology – a principle founded by the beating hearts and loud screams of women, men, and ex-men alike; characterized by the power and beauty of Robert Pattinson’s face and spirit… and most importantly by his long, lean fingers; bulky crotch (when around his girl, Kristen); and his chest hair!
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THANKS FOR VISITING/READING THIS BLOG, SWEETIES!
AGAIN, THIS IS FICTION... COULD BE FACT, LOL, BUT LET'S BE SAFE & CALL THIS FICTION
FOR NOW... UNTIL OUR FIRST CONGREGATION... TEE-HEE... JUST KIDDING!!!
LOL!!!can't blame most people and us for their "beliefs"...I'm a Robstenity believer LOL!!! can't blame myself either:)...this is the greatest post on Religion and Beliefs ever LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteInteresting post!!~ I believe in Robstenity and Krisbianism, lol~
ReplyDeleteWe are united because of the same, um, "faith!" Yeah, baby! Thanks for your comments, bbs!
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