I know that I don't have to tell you...
But just to be sure: THIS IS FICTION!
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Denalis:
MyAnna Buring: as Tanya
Casey LaBow: as Kate
Mia Maestro: as Carmen
Christian Camargo : as Eleazar
Shooting Edward & Bella’s
Wedding Reception:
Bill: “So, you know this scene by heart. It is as you read it in the book.” *Sways hands as he speaks* “Edward and Bella greet the Denalis and Bella felt a little inferior… then Tanya holds Edward.”
MyAnna: *Fidgets* “Do I really have to hold Edward?”
Kristen: *Looks up* “No!!! But the script calls for it.”
Bill: “Um… T-that’s right.” *Clears throat* “So, lets do this!” *Counts* “ACTION!”
MyAnna: “Ah, Edward… I’ve missed you!!!”
Bill: “CUT!” *Walks towards MyAnna* “MyAnna, you don’t just stand there when you say your lines! You have to move closer to Rob, pull him into your arms, then hold him tight.”
Kristen: “That’s not what the script said! It just said, “HOLD!” It didn’t say “Pulls Edward into her arms.” Can’t she just hold his hand, Bill?”
Bill: “It’s on page 54 of the book, Kristen…”
Rob: *Smiling from ear to ear* “You okay with that, baby?”
Kristen: “Why shouldn’t I be?” *Narrows eyes* “Let’s go again!”
Bill: “Okay… Position!” *Counts* “ACTION!!!”
MyAnna: *Grabs Rob in her arms* “Ah, Edward. I’ve missed you!” *Suddenly pushes Rob from her*
Bill: *Shakes head* “CUT!!! What was that? Why did you push Rob?”
MyAnna: *Bows head* “Um… I’m sorry. It’s just that…”
Kristen: *Smiles* “What? Don’t worry about anything, MyAnna. It’s okay. It’s only a very short embrace. I’m cool with that. We’re all professionals here.”
MyAnna: “Okay… Okay… I’m sorry!”
Rob: *Smirks*
Kristen: *Whispers to Rob* “You touch her where you’re not supposed to and you’re...” *Smiles sweetly* “... Well, baby... I don't have to spell that out for you, do I?"
Rob: *Grins wider*
Bill: *Counts* “Action!”
Shooting moves on…
Rob: *Chuckling* “It’s been too long, Tanya. You look well.”
MyAnna: “So do you.”
Bill: “CUT!”
Rob: “Oh, did I mess up my lines?”
Bill: “No, Rob. It’s not you.” *Turns to Kristen* “You were mumbling, Kristen. Are you okay? Do you need a short break?”
Kristen: *Furrows brows* “No, I was not! And No, I don’t need a break. Let’s get this thing over with!”
Bill: *Breathes* “Okay… ACTION!”
Rob: “Let me introduce you to my wife.” *Pulls Kristen to his side* “Tanya, this is Kristen.”
Kristen: *Mutters to self* “Damn right I am!”
Bill: *Yells* “Cut! Cut! Cut!”
Rob: *Oblivious* “Why?”
Bill: “Rob… you said Kristen’s name instead of Bella’s!”
Rob: *Smiles* “Oh… What's the difference?” *Coughs* "I mean... you know..." *Smiles even wider!*
Kristen: "I didn't notice Rob called me Kristen. No big deal,right? Edward, Rob... Kristen, Bella... Edward, Bella... Rob, Kristen..."
Rob: "Engaged... Married... So on... and so forth..."
Kristen: "I didn't notice Rob called me Kristen. No big deal,right? Edward, Rob... Kristen, Bella... Edward, Bella... Rob, Kristen..."
Rob: "Engaged... Married... So on... and so forth..."
Bill: *Sighs* “We really need a break. Five-minutes!”
Rob: “Can we make it ten? I want a few moments with my wife!”
Bill: *Rolls eyes* “Jiminy Cricket! Fine!”
Rob: *Grabs Kristen’s hand*
Bill: *Watches Rob and Kristen walk away… Turns to MyAnna* “Are you okay? What’s the matter? You look rather… scared?”
MyAnna: *Takes deep breaths* “Kristen… She’s really intense…”
Bill: “That makes her so amazing!”
MyAnna: “Is she a jealous girlfriend?”
Bill: “Who? Kristen? Not at all! Why?”
MyAnna: *Looks away* “Oh… Ah… It’s… It’s just that…She looks at me as though she wants to beat me up!”
Bill: “Nah! She’s just interpreting Bella’s feelings… internalizing… She’s a really, really good actress! She’s just playing Bella, MyAnna.” *Prays MyAnna believes him*
MyAnna: *Looks questioningly at Bill* “Really?”
Bill: *Looks away and laughs nervously* “Oh, absolutely!”
Crew: *Sing-songs softly* “Lier…Lier... Pants on fire…”
Bill: “Shhhh….”
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haha LOL it is as if Bella's eyes could eat Tanya LOL..if ever i'll have a chance to add a script in BD i would include a scene like this..Edward(talking to himself while wearing an apron and washing clothes): "Oh my dear wife Bella could you please slow down a bit and plsss be careful while sucking those blood and besides you're wearing a white blouse..think of me my dear it's really quite difficult to wash your clothes when it's stained with blood..have mercy on me my dear" LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha :D I love the jealous Kristen... um... Bella :D Very funny! :) Thank you :)
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