LOVE-BASED & FAITH-BASED UNION... THAT'S ROBSTEN FOR YOU!!!

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TO MY DEAR AND TALENTED FRIEND, ANNA OR @patronuska --- 

Thanks for your talent! I heart you!

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Probably the three (3) fastest growing “religions” in the world…  Fine!  If we don’t want to call it “religion,”… then, let’s call it “beliefs” are the following:

 Robstenity – a strong system of belief based on the adulation and love being exuded by Robert Pattinson and the love of his life, Kristen Stewart (Soon-to-be-Pattinson, if not already!).

Krisbianism – a faith predominant with the female population; characterized by choice and “ecstaticsm” system; devoted to who they call the goddess of beauty and perfection, not to mention her long, fucking perfect legs and robust ass: Kristen Stewart.

 RPattzology – a principle founded by the beating hearts and loud screams of women, men, and ex-men alike; characterized by the power and beauty of Robert Pattinson’s face and spirit… and most importantly by his long, lean fingers; bulky crotch (when around his girl, Kristen); and his chest hair!

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 THANKS FOR VISITING/READING THIS BLOG, SWEETIES!

AGAIN, THIS IS FICTION... COULD BE FACT, LOL, BUT LET'S BE SAFE & CALL THIS FICTION 

FOR NOW... UNTIL OUR FIRST CONGREGATION... TEE-HEE... JUST KIDDING!!!